Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. They are J. K. Rowling's (though we all know that anyway).
Sitting in his small room in the Dursleys' house, Harry Potter was quite bored. He would not be going back to school and seeing all his friends for another month and he was running out of creative threats for Dudley. So, he decided to escape. As he was climbing out of his bedroom window, Harry's jacket caught on a nail sticking out of the windowsill. As he slipped and fell, his coat tightened about his throat. Thus, the great Harry Potter died.
A/N: Please review. This wasn't meant to be serious, so don't get offended. I would love some reviews though. Thanks!