HA, HA I'M BACK with a new Story! And it will be very different then the future an' it so bright. In fact it will be the complete opposite of it. And for some reason people have been saying they don't own Invader Zim….so yeah I don't own Invader Zim Jhonen Vasquez does. Oh and yes I would like to thank my very good friend Rinny sega for helping me with the story and being a very good friend.

Young Paranormal investigator Dib was in his room working on something that would destroy Zim once and for all. He was going threw some files that he found in Tak's ship. But he couldn't find anything that would help him until…..

" HEY what's this!"

He saw a file that said Secret case files.

" WOW a secret it's so…..secrety….."

Dib sat the thinking what he said was just stupid.

He opened the file and found pieces of paper that hade ingredients to some chemical.

"This….is….interesting these ingredients look like some kind of Irken weapon formula……and good enough to destroy Zim….I'll take it to Dad and maybe he can make it."

Dib looked up and saw Gaz staring at him with a weird look.

"Do you know how weird it look's when you're talking to you're self?" She told him coldly.

" Gaz I don't have time for this I've finally found away to stop Zim!"

" Hm….and this plan what 486 0r 487?"

Dib scaled and sighed.

" 486." He muttered.

"Yeah that's what I thought."

Dib sighed and passed her and ran down to his dad's lab.

"Dad I was wondering—"

His dad was working on something on his desk.

"Shhhh son I'm doing some thing that will change the WAY OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!"

"Aaaaannnd that would be….."

His Father stood up and held out some under ware.

"FLAME RESISTENT UNDER PANT'S!

Dib stared at him. People say his Dad is the smartest dad in world but some time's he wonders about that. He sighed.

"That's great Dad look I need you're help you see I have this Alie….. I mean school science project and I was wondering if you could help me make this for formula for me?"

He smiled big.

Membrane stood there.

"Hm….well if it's for you and science I suppose I could…."

"Thanks Dad you're the best!"

Dib handed him the sheet of paper.

Membrane chuckled.

"I know I am son…."

The next day Dib ran down stair's to get his formula before school today was the day he would give the formula to Zim and he will be gone forever. He ran down to his dad's lab happy as ever. His dad was working on another project.

"Good morning dad!"

"AH son you seem happy today".

"I sure am today's the day I will destroy Zim….UH I mean get an A on the science project…."

"Oh yes the formula is right over there….."

Membrane pointed to a desk with two tube's of chemicals in them.

"Be careful tho I made a ageing formula last night as well so don't get the wrong…"

"Uh dad how did you make my formula and a ageing formula in one night?"

Membrane chuckled.

"No offence son but that formula you gave me was easy even Einstein could have done it…."

"….Um never mind…."

Dib went over to the formulas. But he tripped and knocked over the formulas he caught them before they hit the ground thankfully. But unfortunately they were the same color.

"Uh on which is my formula…."

Membrane was to busy on his project to notice what Dib has just done. Dib heard the school bus he hade no time to figure out which was which.

"Aw man I can't be late. Mrs. Bitters said if I was late one more time she would send me to the underground class's…."

Dib grabbed one and ran to the bus.

Later after school Dib followed Zim to his house. Zim went inside and he shut the door. Dib knew he would never just open the door to him so he hade to think fast. He knocked on the door and disguised his voice.

"Um….excuse me but um I am selling a product you might be in interested in…."

Zim didn't open the door.

"Eh….what kind of product?" Zim asked.

"Uh well it's uh not really a product um it's...crocodile insurance!"

"…..Hmmmm….. Crocodile insurance eh…..well I guess…. HEY WAIT A MINUTE

there are no crocodile's in this part of America….."

Dib hade to think fast. Then hade an idea….

"…That's exactly what the crocodile's WANT you to think!"

Zim gasped.

"Well okay…..I've see what crocodiles do to human's….ha, ha it's actually pretty funny….okay."

He opened the door to see Dib standing there.

"So how much is this insurance…DIB!"

"Wrong move ZIM!"

Zim tired to shut the door put Dib quickly caught the door with is foot and flew it open. He quickly grabbed the formula out of his backpack. Zim saw the formula but wasn't sure what it was.

"WHAT IS THAT?"

Dib smiled.

"This is—"

"WHAT IS IT?"

"Zim I'm trying to tell you—"

"WHAT IS IT?"

Dib slapped him self getting very irritated.

"It's a—"

"WHAT IS IT?

"IT'S A FORMULA I MADE TO DESTORY YOUUUUUU!"

Dib shouted finally having it.

"Shesh Dib you didn't have to yell I'm Alien not def…."

Dib was steaming and thinking how could anyone ever leave with him.

"OH YOU WONT BE A ALIEN FOR LONG!"

Dib threw the formula at Zim. A cloud of smoke was every were he couldn't see.

"….UH….Zim…Hello?"

The smoked cleared finally and he could see but Zim was gone.

"Well….not exactly what hade in mind but Zim is gone and that's all that matter's…."

All the sudden he heard a sound he looked down. At his feet was a little baby but the baby was a Irken baby or otherwise known as a Smeet.

Dib gasped.

"…..Oh…….crap….."