Chapter 1: CellPhones.
"Cool! I found this phone which flips up!" Says Percy.
"Dude. That's from like 3 centuries ago." says a random guy.
"I FOUND SOMETHING CALLED TETRIS. THIS IS WAY TOO ADDICTING!"
"Ok, how old are you, 71? Get in touch. There's something called Minecraft."
"I FOUND SOMETHING CALLED MINECRAFT. THIS IS WAY TOO ADDICTING."
"Ok, now try going to a restaurant called KFC, I mean heaven."
"I FOUND SOMETHING CALLED KFC. THIS IS WAY TOO ADDICTING"
"Are you okay? You seem like you've been having some alcohol."
"I FOUND SOMETHING CALLED ALCOHOL! THIS IS WAY TOO ADDICTING."
*Man starts running away*
"HEY YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THAT PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA."
*Man runs into Pineapple under the sea."
"OUCH. PINEAPPLES ARE SHARP! COULDN'T I HAVE AT Least RAN INTO SOMETHING SOFT?" Says the man.
Leave comments below on something to right. I felt kind of crazy writing this... So yeah.