A/N: Hello everyone! I wrote this story (mostly for my own amusement) but also I have been inspired recently by some crossover series which have brought two or even more harems together into one big sick mess. The gaggle of girls that follows Saito in the Familiar of Zero will find competition from a bunch of girls that have already taken a hold in Tsukune's heart. Watch as the noble magical dames go head to head with the monsters of Yokai Academy for the heart of one former human, with a set of really nice scars. We have musical numbers and drama on the way!

Awkward Limes Too!

Ridiculous isn't it? Enjoy the first episode of Zero and a Vampire!

DISCLAIMER: Do I really need this? In any case, I. OWN. NOTHING. Seriously, all I do is wrack my brain for what to write and people read it for the hell of it. I don't do this for the money, I do this because I fracking love it.

Yokai Academy

Tsukune Aono found himself waking up for the last day as a student at Yokai Academy. He gave himself a big stretch that popped just about every vertebra in his spine in a sickening crunch that sounded like something from a clichéd slasher movie. Tsukune was a unique member of the student body; he had actually arrived as a human in an academy designed to teach monsters how to live peacefully with humans.

Three years that had been some of the most tumultuous of his life. He along with the girls in his impromptu harem had defeated Fairy Tale, banished Alucard back into the darkness, and effectively prevented Armageddon. If the human world as a whole ever found out the sheer enormity of the actions that Tsukune and his girls did would make them instant heroes. However, for the safety of their families, and of monsters everywhere they would have to hide their achievements, likely forever. In any case however, Tsukune's horrible high school experience had turned into his finest hour.

It was something you could never put on your resume or job history, "Savior of Humanity" was not an honest occupation. If anything, it could be counted as volunteer work. Tsukune didn't care much about it though, living a quiet, peaceful life with the girls he loved so dearly was far better then being the center of attention for the world to admire. Tsukune smiled at the thought, 'I doubt there was a medal for people like us anyhow.'

Tsukune put those thoughts away for later reference; he had to prepare himself for graduation. Since his family was human, he had to receive special permission for his parents to learn about the school and the monsters, let alone come to the ceremony. Each person Tsukune had come was protected by no less than 2 of the Headmaster's personal guards, hardened monster soldiers whose duty was to follow the orders of the three Dark Lords to the letter. Explaining what Yokai was to his parents? That was a far more dramatic experience.

Flashback

Aono Residence-Tokyo

One Week Prior

Kasumi Aono heard the doorbell ring and walked to answer, surprised to find her only son Tsukune at the door, with a small bouquet of flowers and accompanied by his girls. He was smiling with a warm, but nervous smile to Kasumi, "Hi Mom. How have you been?"

Tsukune had a 'whole gaggle of girls' that followed him and attempted to earn his love in more than one way that Kasumi didn't approve of. Moka (Vampire-Outer) was the sweet, shy type. Smart, beautiful and with a strong moral character, Kasumi would be most happy seeing his son settle down with her in the near future. While Kasumi was still young, she was anxiously awaiting grandchildren from her son; she had more than once asked about it when he came home, which was a rare event to begin with. Tsukune's father Koji was a bit more reserved on the idea of grandchildren then his wife, and simply waited for when Tsukune was ready for it.

Kurumu (Succubus) was very provocative, but always seemed to mean well and did her best to get along with Kasumi and Koji. Kasumi liked her energy and positive outlook, though was concerned with how she projected herself onto Tsukune, particularly her sexually deviant behavior. Kasumi was a very conservative woman and the idea of pre-marital sex scared and disturbed her. It also made her wonder what kind of woman actually raised Kurumu; was it that way where she was from, or was her family just a lot more sexually free then what Kasumi was used to? In any case, Kurumu wasn't the worst choice for Tsukune however.

Yukari (Witch) was the young firecracker of the group, a highly sexual pre-teen who was often attempting to do perverse things to Tsukune and Moka. Kasumi thought she was adorable, but more fitting as a younger sister then as a girlfriend or potential bride. Not to mention Kasumi was concerned with Yukari's quite noticeable bisexuality, and rather forward way of propositioning people years older than her for sexual acts. She was the one Kasumi was most concerned with, legal issues with a pairing being only one small part of the problem.

Mizore (Yuki-Onna/Snow Maiden) was something of an enigma to Kasumi; she was shy, almost stalker-like, but honest with her feelings when she put them across. Possibly a little too honest however, saying in front of your boyfriend's mother you want his babies was too much for Kasumi to handle the last time the group was over. She also had a very cold emotional state, like she was living with a great responsibility on her shoulders. Kasumi still remained unsure of what that might be, and was certain digging that tidbit of information out of her may be something that could be something Kasumi would regret.

Ruby (Elder Witch) was the only older girl in the group, and was as much a part of the staff as a senior to be looked up to by the girls and Tsukune. Kasumi knew little about her however, other than the fact she helped the school's headmaster and acted as a mentor to Yukari. She was also very gentle, unusually so for a young woman, implying she may be extremely sensitive to touch or other feelings.

Tsukune walked into the house with the group, which appeared unusually well behaved, instantly picking up Kasumi's attention, "Is something wrong honey? Everyone seems so quiet right now."

Tsukune's eyes opened wide, 'Bingo,' "No Mom, I was just coming home to talk to you guys about graduation and how it will work next week." Kasumi was visibly relieved, although she still knew something was going on, 'I'll find out in a moment I guess.' "Would you girls like anything to drink or eat?" "Water please!" All of the girls seemed to ask simultaneously, weirding out an already suspicious Kasumi. "O-Kay then. I'll grab the water and we can all sit down and discuss graduation together!"

The girls and Tsukune gave warm, misleading smiles, 'I'm not going to like this one bit.'

Tsukune told his mom to take a seat, and began to explain, "Mom I wanted to talk to you because you need to be aware of a few things before you go to the Academy." "Okay Tsuki, go ahead."

Tsukune took a deep breath and began, "Mom, Yokai Academy is a school designed to help monsters integrate successfully into human society without being detected," Kasumi raised an eyebrow, "What are you trying to say Mister? You shouldn't mock your elders Tsuki! Monsters don't exist!" Tsukune looked nervously towards the ground, "That isn't entirely accurate Mother." Kasumi began paying attention, and steeled herself, "What did you get yourself into Tsukune? I want to know, right now!" "Mom, all the people except me entered into the Academy as a Youkai, or monster being," Kasumi closed her eyes, and unceremoniously fainted. Yukari piqued up, "That went better than I thought it would."

After getting a cool towel laid across her forehead, Kasumi began to wake up from unconsciousness. "What just happened Tsukune?" You fainted Mom, we were discussing graduation accommodations and you passed out from details about the Academy. Instantly Kasumi remembered and bolted awake, looking at the group of girls with a dose of venom in her eyes.

"So, that would make all of you girls Youkai then?

End Flashback

Present Day

Tsukune scowled from that memory, it didn't go well explaining to his mother that there were things in the world that did go bump in the night. In total, his mother had fainted 3 times during their whole period of revelation. Still, even Tsukune had to agree with Yukari, "It could've gone a lot worse."

Magic Academy of Tristain

Halkeginia

Same Time

Louise Le Blanc de La Valliere awoke that morning stiff, but well-rested considering she slept only 4 hours last night. She had kept herself up through not just being worried, but in memorizing the incantation for the spell that would summon her familiar into her life. It would be her magical companion and friend; it would be with her the rest of her life until one of them died. Louise had been praying for the past week she would summon a might familiar like a mighty dragon, or a Manticore like her mother had decades earlier.

Louise almost worshiped her mother, Karin de La Valliere who was a living legend, known throughout military and political circles as Karin the Heavy Wind, a powerful mounted warrior who struck fear into her enemies, and her allies. As much as Louise worshiped her mother she also feared her completely. She taught the 'Rule of Steel' to her family and to the soldiers under her command; its essence means to be unyielding in the face of any situation or adversary, because you are not just stronger, but actually a better person entirely.

Louise was taught the Rule of Steel from her mother, and let none stand up to her, or come to equal her in any pursuit she may take. That however seemed to be an exception when the use of magic was involved. Her runic name or nickname was literally 'The Zero.' She could perform no elemental magic of any kind, extremely basic non-elemental spells she can perform, but those were limited to shutting off the lamp in her room when she went to bed. Louise had her critics throughout the Academy, particularly Kirche Von Zerbst, a Germanian girl who also happened to be part of a Germanian noble family that were ancient rivals and enemies of her family, the Vallieres.

"Well if it isn't the Zero Valliere, still haven't given up magic yet I see," Kirche spoke to Louise, a taunting voice delivering the harsh jab to Louise as she began to eat breakfast in Alviss Hall. "Stuff it Zerbst, only the boys want to see you working your mouth around here." Kirche gave a savage grin to Louise, "Better to have some fans rather then none Zero." Kirche began to laugh softly and dug into her breakfast.

'Asshole.'

Early Afternoon

"And APPEAR!" Kirche finished her summoning incantation and ended up with a Fire Salamander on the Summoning Circle, clearly impressing Professor Colbert, a native fire user and Square class mage. Colbert was an older, warm-hearted man who took up teaching to educate young mages on not just magic but ethical means of using their magic. He himself had misused his magic in the pursuit of his duty as a soldier, and desired for none of his students to follow in his path.

"A fire salamander? Well done Miss Zerbst! A fine familiar for a young mage to summon!"

"Thank you Professor! It fits my elemental affinity perfectly!" Kirche sent a glare over to Louise, earning a spiteful scowl in return.

Louise was coming up soon, and to say she was nervous was an understatement.

"Has everyone summoned their familiar?"

"Just the Zero is left!"

Louise cursed under her breath, 'Founder Damned Zerbst!'

"Miss Valliere, approach the summoning circle please." Louise saw several students walking away or failing that, withdrawing to a safe distance from a potential explosion.

"Begin the ritual."

Yokai Academy-Auditorium

"I hereby present the graduating class of 2015!" Massive cheering went through the audience as students began celebrating their graduation with one another. Hugs, kisses, and crowd surfing seemed to be in this year for celebratory actions.

Tsukune gave a huge sigh of relief, it was finally over. Time for college, and then the rest of adult life. 'Now to figure out who to choose as my girlfriend, or potentially my wife.' The girls had met up with him and we grinding all up on him as they usually did; holding their diplomas with pride, especially Kurumu, who put huge amounts of effort into securing a passing grade.

"Yahoo-hoo-hoo! I DID IT!" She screamed out, burying her buxom chest into Tsukune's face, almost suffocating him until an odd voice rang out.

'My Servant that exists somewhere in the Universe!'

Tsukune looked to the girls, "You all heard that right?" They nodded nervously, "It could be some sort of summoning spell to bring a magical being into another location," Yukari added helpfully. Moka asked the obvious question, "Just where is this other location though?"

"My Divine, beautiful, wise and powerful servant, heed my call!" "This is starting to freak me out guys!" Moka began to shake at the sound of the voice booming in their heads. Ruby came walking over to the group, "Is everything alright guys-?"

'I wish from the bottom of my heart and add to my guidance! APPEAR!'

A bright light came into existence, grabbing hold of Tsukune's arm and began to pull him into the green lined portal. Everyone outside of the harem looked in horror as the entire group was swallowed whole by the portal, and vanished without a trace.

Lord Shuzen saw the commotion first hand was genuinely baffled, "What the hell just happened here?"

Tristain-Academy

A massive explosion rocked the Academy, blasting students and familiars back and sending others scurrying for cover when they could actually find some. Louise would've been blown off her feet but had knelled to the ground and managed to use her wand as an anchor to keep from flying off.

"What the hell was that Zero? Another stupid explosion?!" Kirche screamed out, obviously half deafened by the blast wave given off by the summons. All those around immediately heard voices coming from the remains of the summoning circle and turned towards it in both fear and curiosity.

Tabitha blew the smoke away with a spell of her own, and found 6 people in a pile with their limbs all tied together. All were clearly trying to get free when one waved at them to come over and help out. Louise approached and helped untangle the gaggle of girls and one guy. The males in the class were impressed, this guy either had fantastic luck, or was a walking babe magnet.

The girls brushed themselves off and all of them tried to brush the young, handsome man off, but began to fight each other over him.

This is a rather interesting group of familiars you've managed to summon Valliere, although for the record I think you picked a bunch of common rabble off the streets," Kirche whispered into Louise's ear with a snarling grin, turning the young mage into a red tomato.

"Shut up you bimbo!"

*Ahem*

Louise, Kirche, and the Professor both looked towards the group of summoned familiars who gave the look of, 'Where the hell are we?' to the students. Colbert decided to try and talk to them, "Hello! Can you understand us?" The male in the group shrugged, clearly not understanding.

Tsukune and the girls all awoke being covered in dust and soot, hearing the sounds of laughter all around them. Moka looked towards Tsukune, "What just happened?" He shook his head, "I don't know Moka, but I don't think we are in danger right now. I don't sense any malice towards us, but I do sense some going towards a young girl who may have brought us here."

The Yokai students looked to a strawberry blonde girl who looked like she was a copy of Yukari, at least physically. She was short, with only very basic curves and no other feminine features. What stood out the most though, was the fact she held a wand, which immediately grabbed Yukari and Ruby's attention. They both slowly pulled out their own wands, to which the other students paled. Ruby muttered out loud, "I wonder what we just missed." Suddenly an older male, some sort of instructor began trying to talk to them in a language that none of them could comprehend.

Tsukune shrugged to the other man as he brought his hand up to his chin to concentrate, and cast a translation spell on the group that had been called through the portal.

"There! Can you understand me now?"

All members of the group nodded meekly, "So what exactly are we doing here? And how do we get back?"

Colbert answered, "I'm afraid you do not, you see Miss Valliere summoned you all as her familiars. You are currently standing in the Tristain Academy of Magic located in Halkeginia."

Ruby interrupted, "Positions as familiars are bound by life, are you implying that we, creatures not just fully sentient, but are actually human are bound to serve this young woman for the rest of our lives?" The entire group's eyes widened by a factor of five nearly instantly at the implications Ruby brought up.

"Correct Miss . . ?"

"Ruby Tojo, witch and nature magic user. I have another magic user here too."

Yukari waved to the Professor, "Hey there!"

"Did you say nature magic Miss Tojo?! Such magical styles are only used by the elves!"

Ruby raised her eyebrow to the Professor, and opened her spell book; bringing forth a flock of crows that flew into the sky, leaving the entire class in shock.

"You two are nobles then?"

Yukari and Ruby looked to each other, "I believe our definitions of noble may be different then yours Professor. Please specify the term noble used here."

Colbert cleared his throat, "Only nobles can use magic, while all others are commoners."

Ruby frowned, "We are magic users, but nobility is not a system that is used in my homeland any longer."

Colbert seemed visually surprised, "Well then Miss Valliere complete the ritual with your familiars."

The group took a step back and assumed a defensive formation. Colbert felt all of the power that began to originate within the group and took a defensive position of his own, and began chanting an incantation. 'Careful Outer, that older man is far more powerful then he appears,' Moka heard her rosario speaking to her telepathically.

"If it's a bond that requires us to serve for one party until they die, why don't we just kill her?" Inner Moka said from the Rosary, cuing the girls to look to the strawberry blonde, who paled from the suggestion.

Tsukune shook his head, "As much as it would be convenient for us to do so, we don't know anything about this Halkeginia, and have no way of returning home. While we wouldn't have any trouble fighting our way out of this place, I don't like the idea of living like criminals."

Kurumu looked to Tsukune with shock, "Are you suggesting we become this girl's slaves? My ancestors were slaves to magic users like her!"

Tsukune shot Kurumu a venomous glance, causing her to back down and start to cry, "I'm sorry Kurumu, but I have to make the call." Tsukune turned to Louise, "We will become your familiars, your sword and your shield against your adversaries, until the time we find a way back home. Is this acceptable Miss-?"

"Louise Le Blanc de La Valliere, and you will serve me for the rest of my life!" Groans began to emerge from the group, "Young lady, you do realize that while Ruby and Yukari aren't nobles, my friend Moka there is from a powerful noble clan that will come looking for her," Tsukune spoke to the young mage. Louise gulped for a moment, "As a Valliere I will not bow to a commoner or a noble clan which we do not recognize! By The Pentagon of the Five Elements, I mark you as my familiar!"

Tsukune was surprised to have his head tapped by Louise's wand, and have her hands grab his head and bring him into a kiss.

The girls gasped, glared and charged at Louise knocking her back, breaking the liplock, and flying onto her ass. Hard. "What do you think you are doing you human!"

"Tsukune is ours!"

"You took his first kiss!"

"Not fair!"

Tsukune began to scream in agony as the familiar runes drew themselves onto the back of his right hand, the smell of burning flesh hanging in the air.

All the girls ran to Tsukune, the little mage forgotten for the moment, "Tsukune!"

It was the last thing Tsukune heard before the darkness of unconsciousness took hold of him.

A/N: A brief little interlude…NOW!

Yokai Academy-Early Afternoon

Tsukune had been able to dodge his harem for most of the day as he showed his parents around the school grounds with their body guards taking flanking positions and guarding the rear. Both his parents and Kyouko were both clearly nervous at the attention they were getting from some of the students. One that had attempted to stop them received a blast of monster energy and a red-eyed glare from Tsukune, said student backed off immediately and faded into the shadows.

Tsukune sighed, 'This may just be the end of me, and thankfully it is just one day here guarding my family. I doubt I could handle more than that however.' The girls were off running interference for him, keeping their own parents separated from his, at least until the right moment. While almost all their parents had met Tsukune, none had met his parents or discovered they were human. Tsukune was not just nervous, but wanted to keep things under control, he knew how Kurumu's and Mizore's mothers behaved when they got all riled up.

'Badly,' Tsukune thought as he took an involuntary gulp and finished the tour of the school building with his family. He quickly led them to the Headmaster's Office, where they knocked, and entered. All four were surprised to see all of the girls with their parents along with Kokoa crowded the office. Extra chairs had been brought in so everyone could sit down and be comfortable as all introduced themselves.

There were fairly powerful people in the room, and the presence of Youkai energy carried throughout the office to the point where Kasumi, Koji, and Kyouko became visibly uncomfortable. "Mom, Dad, Kyouko, these are the family members of Moka, Yukari, Mizore, and Kurumu. Everyone, these are my human parents and cousin."

Kurumu's mother Aghea and Mizore's mother Tsurara both seemed shocked, "Wait, you are a human Tsukune?! Why would my daughter choose a human mate . . .?" Both found themselves cutoff as Kurumu and Mizore looked at their respective parents with a narrow scowl. Both of Yukari's parents nodded, while Mizore's father didn't really know what to do but face palm. Kokoa wasn't pleased at the current situation and bared her fangs at Tsukune, who returned the gesture.

Lord Issa Shuzen had known since his brief battle with the boy of his human heritage; while the older vampire despised humans, this was one who had actually managed to best him in that battle. 'I don't know much about the human's parents, but if ancestors forbid Moka marry that freak, I had best get to know them.' Sometimes one had to do business with the people that one hates.

"Mr. and Mrs. Aono I presume?" Shuzen's baritone voice seemed to echo through Koji's and Kasumi's very soul. Koji spoke up, "We are the Aono's, and you are sir?"

Shuzen cleared his throat, "Lord Issa Shuzen, I am Moka's father." Kasumi couldn't help but gasp, "Good God he's gorgeous!"

A series of giggles emerged from behind Shuzen, Ageha laughed, "About time someone points out the obvious!" Koji looked to his wife, punched her playfully, "Dear? I'm right here!" Shuzen barely held the smile that was growing from actually appearing. He hadn't expected the human woman to be so forward or blunt for that matter. 'Maybe that's where Aono got his balls, not the place I was expecting however.'

A/N: That's the end of the first chapter of the Zero Vampire Cross over. I will be publishing the Season Finale for my first story on March 6, 2013, be sure to check that out along with the second chapter of the Zero Vampire!