AN: Greetings! Didja miss me? *grin*

I know it's been a very long time since I've posted anything; but with time to clear my head and after several long talks with my partner in crime, fanficrulez, I feel like now is a good time to start this thing off. Before I do, I just have a few things to address.

First things first: This story is going to be a lot lighter than the last story. The Rangers have been through some really dark times and it's time for them to finally have some peace along with a chance to recover from the fresh Hell they had to endure.

The plan for this story is to tie up some loose ends that were left from "Glory of Love". As fanficrulez rules has said before, "Those poor girls have been pregnant for years now!" So, there will be many births in this fic along with a marriage and some moments of hilarity!

Disclaimer: I am but a humble author and have no connection or affiliation with Saban Brand or Disney. This story is written for the enjoyment of both author and reader. No monetary gain is being made from these stories.

For those of you who have just now found my stories, make sure you strap yourselves in and get ready for all kinds of twisted fun and delightful debauchery! (insert crazed laughter here)

This prologue is dedicated to fanficrulez. He's a seriously epic dude and is an awesome sounding board. He's put up with my insanity for many years and has yet to run screaming from me! He celebrated his birthday last week and since I couldn't get him a proper gift, this is my birthday gift for him!

Happy Birthday, Dean!

At a Walmart, just outside Angel Grove…

Connor and Kira True-heart walked through the doors hand in hand. It was the day of Kyle's sweet 16 Birthday and they were here to buy a few things for the waterpark which included an ice chest and a few bottles of soda along with a bikini set for Kira and a new pair of trunks for Connor, or rather, his first pair of trunks. He was still scared of big bodies of water, but for Kira, he was willing to give it a shot.

Kira walked ahead of the cart while Connor pushed. The whole time she could feel his eyes on her and for that reason alone, she walked, swaying her hips just a little more than usual. The bedroom eyes they'd developed after their honeymoon hadn't waned at all. She loved it when he stared at her, and she could still feel the delicious pain that was left over from their early morning activities. Over the month since they'd been married, the both of them had gotten a little more confident in their love making and just a little more adventurous.

"But enough of that." she told herself sternly. They were here for a shopping trip and she needed to focus. They were walking past the personal care section when Connor took a small detour. Kira smiled as she followed him and then tilted her head as he began to sort through the condoms.

"Huh, are we out of those already?" She asked herself.

Connor picked up a box and looked them over before grinning at her. He showed her the box and grinned huge. Her eyes widened when she saw they were the flavored variety.

"Taste the rainbow!"

She shook her head and gave Connor a confused look.. Suddenly, his eyes bugged out and his smile fell. Kira whipped her head around to see a couple of elderly nuns staring at him.

An awkward silence fell as they stared at each other.

Kira cracked a smile at them. "Sorry, Sisters, my husband is just a little enthusiastic." She held up her ring finger for them to see.

The nuns seemed to recover and then one of them grinned at them. "Congratulations! Be fruitful and multiply!"

When they had walked away, Kira doubled over, in a fit of laughter. When she realized that she was the only one laughing. She looked up to see Connor's blushing face. She took a deep breath and walked over to him, frowning when he didn't look her in the eye.

"I can't wait to taste the rainbow. Why not get two of them?" Connor's eyes shot to hers and she pressed a soft kiss to his lips. When the kiss ended, she squeezed his hand. "Come on, we've got lots more shopping to do."

They moved on to the next item on the list; beach towels.

Boy oh boy! That was fun... especially when he had to lift the deluxe sized beach towels. His shirt rose up and Kira got to take a long look at the sexy love bite she'd put there the night before. It had faded a little bit…

"See something you like Mrs. True-heart?"

Kira nodded. "Yep, and the evidence is still there."

Connor only chuckled and set the towels in the cart. Then he grinned and drew Kira in for another kiss. "Feel free to stare all you want." He paused to press a sweet kiss to her lips and then whispered in her ear. "But maybe not in the middle of Walmart."

Kira chuckled and returned the kiss. She was about to retort, when a commotion was heard coming from the gardening section. Her ranger sense spiked and she left the cart there to investigate.

What she saw enraged her.

A couple of thugs with sagging pants had surrounded the same nuns they'd just seen a few minutes prior were harassing them... as in grabbing their purses. The biggest one was rifling through it, looking for money.

Connor was right there with her when she came to their rescue. She marched right up to the purse snatcher and tore the purse away from him. The thug cussed and swung at her; she smoothly evaded it, falling easily into training they'd learned from Dr. O...er...Uncle Tommy; she easily defeated him. All the while Connor took on the second thug who tried to sneak up on his wife and had him in trapped in a hold just as the security guard arrived.

"What in the hell is going on here?"

"Well, it's about time that you showed up!" Answered the oldest nun. "These hoodlums were trying to rob us blind! If it weren't for this Sweet-hearts, we would have had to go back to the convent without our potting soil and fertilizer!"

The security guard looked repentant. "Sadly, we can't always be around when we're needed." He took a deep breath before continuing. "So, it's a good thing that we have citizens who willingly help out! If you sisters don't want to press charges, then I'll have these hooligans cuffed and stuffed and you can all go on with your shopping."

The shorter sister shook her head. "No, no charges pressed. We just want to go on with our shopping and get back to the church."

The cop nodded as another security guard showed up and took both criminals into custody.

With the thugs were gone, Connor looked back at the Nuns. "You ladies okay? Can I do anything to help you out?"

"Well, we sure could use some help getting the soil and fertilizer into the cart, we still can't find an employee to help us out."

Connor nodded and then turned to Kira.

"You mind, Rock Star?"

Kira kissed his lips. "Nope, and with the two of us, the task goes faster."

Kira didn't know how much more love for her husband could fill her heart, but, it was overflowing by the time they'd helped the nuns put the bags of potting soil and other things into their cart. Especially when he nonchalantly swiped his card, paying for their entire purchase. Together, they followed the sisters to their van and loaded the purchases into the back.

When the nuns had driven away, Kira looked up at Connor, having no words for her feelings. She pressed another kiss to his lips.

"Huh, I send you kids out here to get some soda, and I find you making out in the parking lot?"

Kira broke the kiss and looked over at the new voice.

Trent and Ethan stood there with smug looks on their faces.

"Very funny, as it so happens, we-"

"Yeah, I know, I saw the whole thing." Trent said unable to feign seriousness any longer. "When you guys are done acting like horny teenagers, we have shopping to finish." He paused. "I left the cart with the cashier. Come on, we have some gifts to pick up from the site to store department!"

All this time Ethan was grinning at them. Considering he'd managed to impregnate his girlfriend, he knew he had no room to speak. Instead, he shook his head and walked back towards the entrance.

30 minutes and about a hundred dollars later, they walked out of the Walmart and to their separate vehicles. This was going to be one hell of a fun weekend! Both Trent and Connor had pooled their resources and paid for the epic sweet 16 party for Kyle; with any luck, the ugly past would be nothing more than a distant memory.

So, that was loads of fun, right?

Stay tuned for the next chapter!