Author's Note:
Time for another episode in the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron! In today's show, we will be looking at an old fashioned escape adventure. So without further ado, time for the theme song.
Into the stars, fueled by candy bars, rides a kid with a knack for invention.
With a superpowered mind, a mechanical canine, he rescues the day from sure destruction!
He's gotta save the world and get to school on time.
So many things to do and not much time!
So off the ground, up in the air, right into the atmosphere! Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Our story opens up in Jimmy Neutron's house, where we see him looking at a jar of bouncy ball things.
"Isn't this wonderful, Goddard?" Jimmy asked his dog "Unstable molecules! The latest in annoying bouncing particle technology. The kids at school will love me for this"
"Bark! Bark!" Goddard barked.
"Of course they'll be impressed Goddard" said Jimmy "After all, who doesn't love microspace?"
"Jimmy!" Judy called out to him "Dinnertime!"
"Sorry mom" said Jimmy "I'm busy doing an experiment"
"Dinner first, experiment later" said Judy "Even scientists need to eat"
"Yeah" said Hugh "You think the guy who invented penicillin just let his sandwich lie there?"
Judy glared at Hugh.
"Fine" Jimmy sighed "I'm coming"
Jimmy walked downstairs and he went to the dining room, where he was served dinner. It was something that looked like yellow mush.
"It's cream corn" said Hugh "Good for the digestion system"
"I think it's already been digested" Jimmy looked in disgust.
"Jimmy Neutron you eat up at once!" Judy ordered him.
"Just pretend it's something really good" Hugh whispered to Jimmy.
Judy glared and growled at Hugh.
"Uh, like all of mom's tasty dinners" Hugh grinned sheepishly "So anyways honey, how was your day?"
"Well, I just fixed the heat compressor on my car today" Judy replied.
While his parents had been discussing some gibberish about car mechanics, Jimmy pulled out his Hyper Cube and stuffed all the cream corn into the cube.
"Hmmm" he rubbed his stomach "That was so good"
"I'm glad you thought so son, cause there's more where that came from" Hugh said as he plopped more corn onto Jimmy's plate, much to Jimmy's disgust.
The very next day at school, Jimmy was showing off his new jar of unstable molecules.
"Microspace-the final frontier" he proclaimed "Billions of particles pulsing from star to star! Planet to planet! And it's all here in my brand new jar of unstable molecules! Fresh from the accelerator. Awesome, huh?"
The other students look at Jimmy with bored and annoyed faces.
"I thought you'd be surprised" he said "Presenting my demonstration of strong and weak nuclear forces! Come on in guys"
Carl and Sheen came in holding signs and wearing funny hats.
"I am the weak force" Carl sighed "But I'm learning to be more assertive"
"Why me" Sheen groaned.
"Actually Jimmy, I was going to skip that molecule chapter because it has a lot of big words with lots of syllables, which could damage the self esteem of the other students, who are...not too bright" said Ms. Fowl.
"But Ms. Fowl, that chapter is vital to our comprehension of an ever expanding omniverse" said Jimmy.
"Big words with many syllables! They hurt! They hurt!" shouted Butch.
Ms. Fowl thought for a minute "Well we could study the new science chapter...or we could make macaroni art sculptures!"
Ms. Fowl took out a large box of macaroni and the class started to cheer.
"Hooray!" Carl jumped for joy and grabbed a box "I'm going to make a rigatoni llama"
"But guys! Look at these molecules! I worked all night on them" Jimmy pointed to his molecules "Look at them bounce!"
"Ooh, I wanna see Jimmy" Brittany raised her hand and walked over to Jimmy "Let me see"
Brittany looked at the jar of bouncing molecules and grabbed them. She was amazed by their bounciness and put her hand on the lid.
"Brittany! Don't do that!" Jimmy tried to pull back the jar.
"Why? I'm just letting them out for a nice stretch" Brittany said as she tried to pry the lid off the jar.
"Listen! Unstable molecules are highly..." Jimmy pulled back the jar as soon as Brittany pried the lid off "UNSTABLE!"
The molecules started wrecking havoc around the classroom and ricocheting off the walls like super balls. The other kids were screaming as the molecules hit them and kept ricocheting.
"Don't worry" Jimmy assured his classmates "They'll lose their energy pretty quickly!"
Just then, two molecules hit Jimmy right in the stomach and knocked him down on the floor. The molecules quickly lost their energy and dropped to the floor.
"Jimmy! This is the third time this week you've caused trouble in class" Ms. Fowl told him "I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you after school detention today!"
Jimmy looked up at Ms. Fowl "But Ms. Fowl-"
"No buts, young man" said Ms. Fowl "Now pick up your raawww, molecules and take your seat"
"Yes ma'am" Jimmy sighed.
Author's Note:
It looks like Jimmy's in some hot water with his teacher. This is just a typical day of school for Jimmy Neutron, because when you're a boy genius and the smartest person in your hometown, you really stand out from the other kids. Stay tuned for the next chapter.