A/N Facebook is kill
foenix wuz on faceless buuk ploying his farmville. "damn i lov dis game, its su hardcore". maya looks over "wtf did u say? farmville is 4 cashuuals". foenix wuz gonna get mad bu he saw maya ploying darksouls "wat shuld i do then?".
"use de real thing facebook is 4 nick" sys maya. su phoeenix went around facbook tryna find sum pepes but der were only catfishs and old ladys. "wat, IM TAKING DES GUIYZ 2 COURT!"
De next day
"We ar her 4 de trial of mark zuckerberg cuz facebook suxks" sys udgey. "yeh zuckerberg, y are der no peoples on facebook?" scrims phoenix. "lol attorney dats naht my falt" sys zuckerberg.
"wat?" sys confuzzled phoenix. "yeh, peoplez decide if dey facebuuk. i cannot control dem" sys zuckerberg prowdly. "u stuupid? I justice want something 2 talk 2" yellz phoenix.
"use clevorbot den u dumbo" sys zuckerbeg. Phoenix wuz happy 4 life, zuckerberg wasnt guilty and udgey used fakbooks 2 talk 2 his grandson.