((Oh wow. Pure fluff.))

"...syrup?"

Alfred was appalled. He sat there, watching his twin-and lover, because controversy was so American-pour the rich sauce over the vanilla ice cream cone he had handed him. He nearly cried for the poor thing.

"Who doesn't like maple syrup on ice cream, eh?"

"...your kidding, right?"

Canada rolled his eyes and wiped some of the syrup-covered treat onto his finger, before holding it up to America's mouth, who wordlessly sucked it off as it had been a wordless command anyway.

"See? Isn't it delicious?"

"...bleh."

"Oh, shush, hoser."

"Ew."

Alfred looked up, blinking. He was in the process of putting-drenching, really-his french fries in ketchup, when Mattie had made the noise. "What?"

"It's looking your putting a glob of sugared tomato paste on that, eh."

"Your just a hater, Matthew. I like ketchup, and ketchup happens to like me too."

"If you like ketchup so much, hoser, maybe instead of raping your food, you should've just taken the bottle and shoved it up-"

"S-shut up!"

Despite himself, Alfred was beginning to crack up.

"Jesus, Mattie. You don't suck a lollipop, you lick it. Honestly, don't you have class?"

Matthew looked up at America with a blank face. "...there's a proper way to eat a lollipop?"

"Yes, I just told you. You lick, not suck."

"Funny, you don't seem to mind when I-"

"That's because it's not a lollipop."

"It's not fair to the farmers, that's all. You should try to change it."

America looked up from his pillow. This was the fourth argument he'd had about it this week. He really should stop bringing the subject up, but really, Matthew's over reacting."

"Yeah, but it's fair to my farmers."

"Alfred, that's not the point. I have to trade with you."

"Who says you have to?"

"Um, the physical closeness of our countries?"

America pouted. "Can we just put this off?"

"No, Alfred, my boss is mad now. We have to work it out, or they will."

America sighed and grabbed Matthew's hand, pulling it so that he could reach his lips.

"Really?"

"...well, I guess they could work it out okay on there own, eh."