A Hummerific Night


AN: *Waaaaaah! This is actually the first story I`ve made. I`m a beginner so, pls. bear with me. If this offended you in any way, I'm terribly sorry!


Hot summer days are over, brown leaves started falling; cold wind is brewing and a mild heat reflected. Yes, it's already time for autumn…

Xx afternoon…

In the couches, seats there the cat-eyed boy, playing with a magazine on his hands. Who's, practically doing the same routine over and over, "Aaah~ is there anything to do?" he thought.

"You seem bored, well that's very unusual." said the jaded-haired girl, as she walked past by the room and sited on the couch, across the boy.

"Ah! Kido, Comfort me. I'm so bored, I can`t even entertain myself by making a joke on others anymore!" complained the blond heel.

"That is very serious, if your idiotic jokes can`t even make you laugh anymore." as Kido ignored the boy`s complain, she picked up a piece of paper from her pocket and started writing something, presumably writing the ingredients for tonight's dinner.

"Che! You're no fun~" he muttered, as he stood up and sit besides the girl, trying to persuade her to comfort him."Well, I guess I can have my shares if I get the chance to play a prank on K-I-D-O!" he playfully said, as he made a mischievous smirk. As he said this, he started poking Kido`s shoulder frivolously.

She ignored Kano`s attempts while, trying to shrug him off. "Calm down Kido, Calm down Kido, this is just all a part in his plan to make me turn my attention to him!" she muttered to keep her composure unfortunately, Kano keeps on poking her, leading her to lose it at the boy`s prank.

"Ehehehe! Kido you`re losing it aren't you? You- BWUAAH!" a strong impact hit the foolish boy in the stomach, causing him to fall from the couch and leaving him motionless. "You're really an idiot aren't you?" she coldly said, as she glared at the idiot in front of her.

While he was motionless from the pain he was feeling, that's where it hit him. "Ah! If maybe-" as if struck by a truck (chan~ *-*) of ideas. A wide grin went across his face.

The girl noticed this and anxiously asked "Oi, what are you plotting?". The girl then unconsciously, puts her hands inside her pocket. Kido new in the back of her mind of what was going to happen since; she knew the boy for a very long period and has experienced many similar circumstances in the past. Kano is a good person who cares deeply for his comrades and usually a fool who would mask his own feelings and do anything he pleases to be entertained, by telling false lies to messing around with the other members and holding unpredictable events, which causes trouble for all of us. The thought of this, send shivers down the girl`s spine but, decided to shrug of that feeling.

"Me? Plot something? You're making me sound like a bad guy but, hmmm…Maybe~"

"*sigh* I don't know what you're plotting but… don't do anything stupid."

The blond heel just smirked and replied with a "yeah". Kano sited up properly while, massaging his stomach from where he was hit.

Kido highly doubted the boy`s word, "Anyway, I'm gonna go out to buy groce-"she was interrupted by a familiar figure on the scene.

The white-haired android suddenly popped out of nowhere and excitingly asks if he can go too.

Seeing the android was having a big expectation, Kido can only reply with an "okay…"

Kano: Eh?! You're leaving?

Kido: Yeah…that's why, while were out, watch the base for us will ya?

The blond heel can only smile and nod as a reply, as he watched Kido and Konoha left the base.

"Hmm? Did that idiot used his powers? …Must be my imagination." Kido thought as she walks away from the base with Konoha.

Now that he thinks about it, Konoha recently, always sticks close to Kido. Whether it would be shopping or watches her do her domestic chores sometimes even, asking if he can sleep with her. It's been going on for a while and even reached up to the point where he can notice how Konoha blushes or feels uneasy when Kido`s present and even sometimes, asking him about his butterfly feelings and Kido`s interest, hobbies, dislikes, and the type of people she likes. The boy chuckled mischievously as he thought on, how easy-to-read Konoha was. "Ahh~ it looks like I have a strong competition, maybe it's really necessary to use force and questions." He muttered.

"Really Kido, why won't you realize that I want to spend time with you...alone." as the blond heel said this, his eyes turned red and the smile on his face faded into a suffering expression. "Oh well, guess I`ll have to continue with this plan of mine."


*What was Kano`s plot?

And what will happen in this triangle?! Stay tuned!