New story...
Disclaimer: Not owning anyone except Clare and Yoshiko
Will explain more in coming chapters
Life in General
Thanksgiving
"Everyone should be here soon," Duo remarked, looking at his watch, "and I hope Yoshiko finishes with the washroom soon."
"Yeah," Heero stretched, "Tell me again why we volunteered to make Thanksgiving dinner."
"I dunno..."
At that moment, Yoshiko walked down the stairs. Her shoulder length black hair was down. She wore a pair of designer blue jeans, a loose, navy blue T-shirt and her usual black boots.
All in all, just the way I like her, Duo thought.
"Your girlfriend looks good in almost anything, Duo," Heero remarked.
"ARE YOU SAYING I LOOK FAT?" Relena's shriek nearly shattered all the mirrors in the house.
"No!" Heero called frantically.
"Yeah, sure!"
"Must be going," Heero grimaced and ran.
Duo laughed, then bit his tongue.
"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?"
Oops.
Duo ran for his life. He ran into Heero in the basement.
"Er... why are we running from Relena?" He panted, "We're trained soldiers. We're not supposed to fear anything, remember?"
"Dude, if you want your eardrums to stay intact, I suggest you run."
"Good point."
~`~
Finally, everyone was gathered in the living room, except for Hilde, who hadn't arrived yet.
"Did you HAVE to invite Hilde?" Trowa asked Duo.
"Yeah. She's my friend. Why don't you want her coming?"
"Well... she... Er..." Trowa stammered, "She's kinda got a major crush on me."
"You're JOKING!" Duo's jaw nearly hit the floor.
"Chill... you broke up, remember?"
"Yeah. But why don't you want her coming?"
Trowa glared at Duo. Duo shrank several inches. Just then, the doorbell rang. Duo grinned evilly.
"It's your girlfriend," he said, pushing Trowa towards the door.
Trowa took a deep breath and twisted the doorknob. All everyone else saw was a blur, followed by a thud as Hilde gave Trowa an over-enthusiastic hug. Trowa strained to pull away from her. Wu Fei snickered. He was cut short by a glare from Trowa.
Shortly after Trowa managed to get free from Hilde's grasp, Quatre called from the kitchen that dinner was ready.
~`~
"Quatre, it's black," Clare gave Quatre a patronizing stare, "I thought you said you could cook."
"I can... just not turkey," he began to wilt beneath his girlfriend's evil eye, "It might still be good."
"Alright, then you take the first bite."
Quatre took a deep breath and stuck a forkful of turkey into his mouth. The result was immediate. He spat it out explosively and ran to the bathroom.
"YAY!" Duo yelled, "VOLCANO EFFECT!"
"What are we going to eat now?" Hilde asked.
Heero walked to the fridge; "We've got... Er... hot dogs... Kraft Dinner... from last week... and, er, more hot dogs."
"You people are hopeless!" Clare stood up and walked over to the phone. Picking it up, she dialed a number.
"Hello... yes... yes... I'd like a large... no, make that, um, four large pizzas... cheese... Pepperoni... Hawaiian... and a vegetarian... 15 minutes?... okay, thanks... bye."
"What? I don't get a whole pizza?" Duo said in mock disappointment.
"You're gonna get fat!" Yoshiko teased. Standing up she said, "Now, let's play a game while we wait for the pizza."
"How about charades?" Quatre suggested.
Everyone agreed.
"How are we gonna split up the teams?" Trowa wanted to know.
"Free males, UNITE!" Wu Fei yelled, punching the air. Then he looked around, "Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm the only free male."
"I'm free! I'm free!" Trowa called.
"Oh, no you're not!" Hilde pounced on him.
"Guys, help!" Trowa pleaded.
His cries went unheeded as the rest of the group giggled helplessly.
~`~
Eventually, the pizza arrived, and they ate. Duo got the entire cheese pizza to himself, everyone forgot about Quatre's turkey, and Trowa burned off any calories he might have consumed, by running from Hilde.
More coming... just little spoofs on the whole thing. Hope you enjoyed. Please review.
Disclaimer: Not owning anyone except Clare and Yoshiko
Will explain more in coming chapters
Life in General
Thanksgiving
"Everyone should be here soon," Duo remarked, looking at his watch, "and I hope Yoshiko finishes with the washroom soon."
"Yeah," Heero stretched, "Tell me again why we volunteered to make Thanksgiving dinner."
"I dunno..."
At that moment, Yoshiko walked down the stairs. Her shoulder length black hair was down. She wore a pair of designer blue jeans, a loose, navy blue T-shirt and her usual black boots.
All in all, just the way I like her, Duo thought.
"Your girlfriend looks good in almost anything, Duo," Heero remarked.
"ARE YOU SAYING I LOOK FAT?" Relena's shriek nearly shattered all the mirrors in the house.
"No!" Heero called frantically.
"Yeah, sure!"
"Must be going," Heero grimaced and ran.
Duo laughed, then bit his tongue.
"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?"
Oops.
Duo ran for his life. He ran into Heero in the basement.
"Er... why are we running from Relena?" He panted, "We're trained soldiers. We're not supposed to fear anything, remember?"
"Dude, if you want your eardrums to stay intact, I suggest you run."
"Good point."
Finally, everyone was gathered in the living room, except for Hilde, who hadn't arrived yet.
"Did you HAVE to invite Hilde?" Trowa asked Duo.
"Yeah. She's my friend. Why don't you want her coming?"
"Well... she... Er..." Trowa stammered, "She's kinda got a major crush on me."
"You're JOKING!" Duo's jaw nearly hit the floor.
"Chill... you broke up, remember?"
"Yeah. But why don't you want her coming?"
Trowa glared at Duo. Duo shrank several inches. Just then, the doorbell rang. Duo grinned evilly.
"It's your girlfriend," he said, pushing Trowa towards the door.
Trowa took a deep breath and twisted the doorknob. All everyone else saw was a blur, followed by a thud as Hilde gave Trowa an over-enthusiastic hug. Trowa strained to pull away from her. Wu Fei snickered. He was cut short by a glare from Trowa.
Shortly after Trowa managed to get free from Hilde's grasp, Quatre called from the kitchen that dinner was ready.
"Quatre, it's black," Clare gave Quatre a patronizing stare, "I thought you said you could cook."
"I can... just not turkey," he began to wilt beneath his girlfriend's evil eye, "It might still be good."
"Alright, then you take the first bite."
Quatre took a deep breath and stuck a forkful of turkey into his mouth. The result was immediate. He spat it out explosively and ran to the bathroom.
"YAY!" Duo yelled, "VOLCANO EFFECT!"
"What are we going to eat now?" Hilde asked.
Heero walked to the fridge; "We've got... Er... hot dogs... Kraft Dinner... from last week... and, er, more hot dogs."
"You people are hopeless!" Clare stood up and walked over to the phone. Picking it up, she dialed a number.
"Hello... yes... yes... I'd like a large... no, make that, um, four large pizzas... cheese... Pepperoni... Hawaiian... and a vegetarian... 15 minutes?... okay, thanks... bye."
"What? I don't get a whole pizza?" Duo said in mock disappointment.
"You're gonna get fat!" Yoshiko teased. Standing up she said, "Now, let's play a game while we wait for the pizza."
"How about charades?" Quatre suggested.
Everyone agreed.
"How are we gonna split up the teams?" Trowa wanted to know.
"Free males, UNITE!" Wu Fei yelled, punching the air. Then he looked around, "Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm the only free male."
"I'm free! I'm free!" Trowa called.
"Oh, no you're not!" Hilde pounced on him.
"Guys, help!" Trowa pleaded.
His cries went unheeded as the rest of the group giggled helplessly.
Eventually, the pizza arrived, and they ate. Duo got the entire cheese pizza to himself, everyone forgot about Quatre's turkey, and Trowa burned off any calories he might have consumed, by running from Hilde.
More coming... just little spoofs on the whole thing. Hope you enjoyed. Please review.