Me: OH!
Ed: Now what? It's 10:30 on a school night you should be in bed.
Me: STORY TIME!
Ed: Oh God… WAIT YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT ARE YOU!
Me: Yes… It's nothing to be afraid of Ed…
Ed: Traitor…
Me: LOL
The Bedtime Story
Roy was snuggled next to his lover Edward. So they were guys, Whoop-Dee-Flippin'-Do to them. Edward however couldn't sleep so Roy decided to tell him a bedtime story. Upon wrapping his arms around his short blonde lover hugging him close he began the story.
"Once upon a time, there was a cute little boy…" Roy began but Edward interrupted like he normally did.
"The boy's name was Edward right?" Edward asked giving Roy a cute look.
"Yes… his name was Edward… One day Edward was walking through a…" His short blonde lover yet again interrupted Roy.
"A Forrest?"
"No it's a meadow this time… do you want me to tell the story or not?"
"I'm sorry… Please continue the story Roy-Kun…" Edward said sweetly kissing his tall black-hared lover on the cheek.
"Any way… Edward was walking through a meadow gathering many beautiful flowers when he spotted a fluffy Squirrel trapped in a bear trap…"
"And It's head was cut off right? I hate squirrels…"
"Ed!"
"What?"
"Please stop interrupting…"
"Sorry Roy…"
"Any way, no the squirrel's head was in tact…"
"Damn…"
"Ed…"
"SORRY!"
"Sooo, Edward went up to the squirrel and helped it out of the trap. The squirrel however wasn't really a squirrel but in fact a beautiful fairy. The fairy decided to grant Edward a wish…" Roy paused for a moment and smiled, Edward had fallen asleep with his thumb in his mouth. Roy chuckled at his lover for a moment before kissing the boy's neck.
Edward's thumb came out of his mouth for a second.
"uhhh… Roy…"
"Yes Ed?
"You suck at bed time stories…"
"I know… Sweet dreams any way Ed…"
"Sleep sweet to you too Roy…"
With that Roy closed his eyes and tried to sleep but after two hours of trying he tiredly tapped Edward on the shoulder to wake him. When Edward woke he looked at Roy.
"Ed… Tell me a bedtime story… I can't sleep…"
"Well… Once upon a time…"
"There was a boy named Roy?"
"Yes.. His name was Roy. One day Roy went to town…"
"And he bought some matches?"
"No! Don't interrupt!"
"Ok…"
It was going to be a long night…
Me: That came out better than I thought…
Ed: Kate… I thought you weren't going to tell about that!
Me: So I lied… Can't be helped… I like the Roy X Ed parings… they're cute…
Ed: I SOOO hate you right now…
Me: Ed… Tell me a bed time story…
Ed: Once Upon A Time…
Sigh… another story that came to mind after misc. Roy X Ed parings that I read about…