Sheldon had been trapped in space for 2 weeks, alone. He had, understandably, gone crazy. Well, crazier than normal.
"Good morning, Lenard." He said to his right sock. "Good morning, Penny." He said to his left sock. Lenard had a shredded brown shirt for hair, wire glasses, and a lopsided marker grin. Penny didn't have hair, but Sheldon had found a mop last night, so that would soon change.
"Good God, Lenard!" Sheldon shouted. "You left the refrigerator open again! You know you can't do that, the penguins will escape."
"I'm sorry, Sheldon. This is worse than the time I convinced you to fly into space with the shuttle I constructed out of spare parts." Sock Lenard said.
"He didn't mean it, Sheldon. Won't you forgive him?" asked Sock Penny, in a falsetto.
There was a scraping noise outside the shuttle and Sock Lenard screamed in terror. Sheldon told him to calm down while he checked it out. Sock Penny laughed at him. Sheldon peered out the window and saw, another space ship? A green thing floated out and started clicking at him.
"I come in peace." Sheldon told it. "May I speak to you leader?" The green thing floated closer to Sheldon's ship and passed right through it. It stopped in front of him and clicked some more. Suddenly more and more green things passed into the shuttle. "Why are you in here?" screamed Sheldon. Sock Lenard whimpered. The first green thing took off its helmet and Lenard's head popped out.
"Lenard?" yelled Sheldon. "What are you doing here?"
"I'm not Lenard," said the man that looked like Lenard. "I'm Dranel."
"That's just Lenard backwards!"
"What?" said Dranel.
"You're Lenard."
"What?"
"Lenard!"
"What?"
And then something in Sheldon snapped. He yelled, "Bazinga!" As he chopped everyone's pinky fingers off.
"Sheldon," Lenard shook Sheldon's shoulder. "Sheldon, wake up. It's nearly time to go to work."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sheldon jolted awake and attempted to karate chop Lenard on his shoulder. "You're not Dranel. You're LENARD."
"WOAH. Okay, Sheldon, you need to calm down." Sheldon looked around and realized he was in their living room, lying on the couch.
"What happened to the shuttle? And Sock Lenard and Sock Penny?"
"What?"
"AHHHHH!" Sheldon screamed again.
"Okay then…go take a shower Sheldon. I'm never letting you eat Chinese takeout at midnight again."
Just a little scene I wrote for my Creative Writing class. My prompt was, "He yelled, "Bazinga!" As he chopped everyone's pinky fingers off.", so I immediately decided to write about Big Bang Theory. I hope you enjoyed it!
~Lavender