Disclaimer: I do not own the Chipmunks or the Chipettes
StarHeart Specials Presents...
Brittany and the Chipettes
Chipwrecked
Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, had to get away
Vacation meant to be spent alone
As Dave Seville approached the cruise ship to board it along with several other passengers, he could hear his kids singing in excitement behind him. Jeanette and Eleanor were riding on top of Dave's wheeled suitcase as he pulled it behind him, while Alvin, Simon and Theodore scurried next to them on all fours.
They were all wearing their usual outfits, except Alvin, who now had a yellow capital 'A' on the front of his hoodie, similar to Brittany's capital 'B,' the only difference being Alvin's wasn't in cursive.
Jeanette: Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Chipmunks: Yeah, yeah, yeah
Eleanor: Back here at home, there's nothing to do
Jeanette and Eleanor: Yeah yeah yeah!
Alvin: Now that I'm away
Jeanette and Eleanor: I wish I'd stayed
Alvin: Tomorrow's a day of mine that
(Simon and Theodore come in): You won't be in
Alvin: Oh-whoa-waaaaaaaaa-oooooh!
As Alvin held that last note, Dave had arrived at the end of the boarding dock. He stepped to the side and put his suitcase down so he could do a quick head count. Jeanette and Eleanor jumped off of the suitcase and started dancing with the boys, still singing.
All: Vacation, all I ever wanted
Alvin danced in the middle as Simon and Theodore danced with Jeanette and Eleanor.
"Ok, one, two, three," Dave struggled to count the kids as they danced.
Vacation, had to get away
"Guys," Dave frowned as he lost count.
Now Alvin was dancing with Theodore and Eleanor while Simon and Jeanette ran around them.
Vacation meant to be spent alone
"Guys, freeze!"
Everyone suddenly froze in place and stopped singing.
"Aw!," a chorus of groans broke out as they all looked up at Dave.
Dave counted them all again and frowned, someone was missing.
"Where's Brittany?"
"Hey Dave."
Dave spun around and saw Brittany standing behind him. She was wearing a pink sunhat with a matching bow on the side, dark pink sunglasses, and a pink sundress with a floral pattern.
"Where you guys been?"
"Where have we been? Trying to board the ship!," Dave said incredulously.
Brittany took off her sunglasses and pointed them up at Dave.
"Done that. Also," she put her sunglasses back on as she continued to speak, "Checked out our room, called the bed closest to the window, ordered some virgin piña coladas..."
Dave rolled his eyes. Of course Brittany had somehow found her way onto the ship before her family.
"And, signed up for karaoke night at the casino."
"Brittany, you're too young to go to the casino," Dave told his oldest daughter.
Brittany lifted up her sunglasses and frowned at Dave, "I thought we were going on a cruise to have fun."
"Don't worry, family vacations are all about fun. But first, we're gonna need to set some rules."
"Um, let's start with 'no calling a bed until everybody's in the room,' " Jeanette suggested.
"Yeah," Alvin said.
"Good rule," Eleanor agreed with her sister.
"That's right," Simon nodded.
"That's a good one, Jeanette. Ok, so that's our first rule, should we go over the rest of them?," Dave asked, giving a wary glance at Brittany.
"Dave. Please. I know the rules like the back of my paw," Brittany showed him the back of her paw.
When everyone else began to walk towards the boarding dock, Brittany put her sunglasses back on and crossed her arms as she smirked to herself.
After everyone boarded the ship and the ship left the docks, everyone began to enjoy their vacation. Some people were lying on beach chairs on an open deck to get a tan.
Brittany, back in her regular outfit, spotted a bottle of sun tan lotion next to one of the beach chairs and got an idea.
Alvin: No attorney to plead my case
Brittany started pouring the lotion all over the deck until the bottle was empty.
No rocket ships to send me into outer space
Theodore and Eleanor held each other's paws as they danced on the lotion as if it were a skating rink. Theodore then spun Eleanor around.
And my fingers are bejeweled
With diamonds and gold
Simon and Jeanette were dancing separately until Jeanette suddenly slipped and almost fell over until she felt her arms wrap around something. She opened her eyes and was met with equally shocked dark blue eyes. Simon had caught her before she fell. They both smiled at each other until Jeanette realized how close she was to Simon. Her eyes widened as she quickly let go of him and put her paws behind her back nervously. Unfortunately, this move resulted in her falling on her butt in front of him.
But that ain't gonna help me now!
(Simon and Theodore come in): I'm trouble!
Yeah, trouble now!
I'm trouble, ya'll!
I've got trouble in my town
Brittany was dancing like a ballerina until Alvin suddenly skated by and knocked her over.
I'm trouble!
Yeah, trouble now!
Alvin skated past Dave, who was bringing drinks for the kids.
"Hey Dave."
"Alvin?," Dave questioned as he watched Alvin skate down the dock.
I'm trouble, ya'll!
I've got trouble in my town
Dave then slipped on the lotion that was spilled all over the deck and dropped the tray of drinks he was carrying.
"Attention all passengers," Brittany was in the announcement booth, speaking into the microphone, "Free pizza and ice cream is now available..."
"...for all kids to enjoy on the adult-only serenity deck."
The once peaceful serenity deck was now filled with screaming children, searching for the so-called free food.
Alvin: Oh yeah, 'cause I'm trouble!
Simon and Theodore: Yeah, trouble now!
Alvin: Tattle-tattle trouble!
Simon and Theodore: I've got trouble in my town
The real announcer ran in and took the microphone from Brittany, who smiled nervously and ran out of the booth.
Alvin got in line to go down the water slide with one of Dave's sneakers. He stood in front of the height chart and grunted as he tried to jump high enough to reach the hight limit. Finally, he jumped high enough and got ready to slide. He stood on the sneaker and rode on it like a surfboard as he slid down the slide. He cheered as he looped around the inside of the tube slide.
Alvin: You think you're right
"Whoo-hoo!"
But you're wrong
"Yeah-ha-ha!"
You tried to take me, but really, I knew all along
When Alvin reached the pool at the bottom of the slide, he spotted Dave who was looking for his other shoe. He quickly jumped out of the pool and ran through the crowd, abandoning the sneaker in the water.
You can take me for the ride
Dave frowned as he fished his sneaker out of the pool with a net. He dumped out all the water and shook his head.
I'm not a fool, now
So you better run and hide
Brittany was zip-lining down a string of lights above the deck until she was met by a net in the face, curtesy of Dave.
(Simon and Theodore come in): I'm trouble!
Yeah, trouble now!
I'm trouble, ya'll!
I've got trouble in my town
Brittany jumped off of Dave's shoulder and escaped, "Brittany!"
Dave turned around to run after her, but was blocked by someone in a pelican suit, the ship's mascot.
I'm trouble!
Yeah, trouble now!
Dave stepped to the left, and the right, but the pelican still wouldn't let him by. Dave, frustrated, grabbed the pelican and pushed him to the side before resuming his search for Brittany.
I'm trouble, ya'll!
I've got trouble in my town
The pelican continued to stare at Dave as he left. There was something weird about that bird.
Alvin: Oh, I'm troublllllllle!
Simon and Theodore: Yeah, trouble now
The Chipmunks were dancing on a table and singing into a microphone that was placed in front of them. They were performing for a large crowd that was now surrounding the small table.
All: I'm trouble, ya'll!
I've got trouble in my town
Somewhere in the crowd, Brittany was jumping from people's shoulders, trying to reach the Chipmunks while Dave slowly worked his way through the crowd of people.
I'm trouble!
Yeah, trouble now!
I'm trouble, ya'll!
I got trouble in my town
Just then, Brittany jumped onto the table and took the microphone from Alvin, who was about to sing his solo.
Brittany: Hey!
T to the R to the O-U-BLE
Rockin' non-stop 'till the mic gets dull
Alvin frowned at Brittany for stealing his spotlight and tried to get the mic back.
Take what I want, when I want, no holdin' back
Brittany ignored Alvin and held her paw up.
When I take the floor, I'm all up on the track
B to the R to the I-T-NEE
Love when it all comes down to me
As Brittany continued to sing, Alvin turned to his brothers, who were actually dancing to Brittany's solo. He gave them incredulous looks and they stopped.
Gonna come through like a hurricane
Tear down everything in my way!
Brittany jumped off the table after finishing her solo, but that wasn't the only reason. Dave had reached the table and was about to grab her, but he missed. He frowned and unintentionally screamed into the microphone, causing everyone present to cover their ears, including the Chipmunks.
"BRITTANYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"