A/N: This fic has been inspired by the random moments that me and my Natsu shares. So, here's my first (and probably a pathetic attempt at it) crackfic. I apologize in advance if it doesn't amuse you at all. :P
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Natuski: Oi, Kiyo.
Kiyohime: … (In deep, deep thought)
Natsuki: (Snaps fingers in her face) Hey!
Kiyohime: (Subconsciously swats said distracting hand away) …
Natsuki: (Twitch) … OMG! Is that Megan Fox in Victoria's Secret Angels Edition?!
Kiyohime: Huh?! Where?!
Natsuki: (Facepalms) I swear you're a hentai.
Kiyohime: This coming from a girl who ravishes her girlfriend on her motorcycle every weekend…
Natsuki: (Blushes hotly) S-shut it!! Wait! How did you know about that?!
Kiyohime: (Smirks evilly) I didn't, but you just answered my question.
Natsuki: …I hate you.
Kiyohime: I know. (Flashes a toothy grin) Ne, Natsuki… I've always wondered… are you bisexual or lesbian?
Natsuki: (Blushes hotly) W-WHAT?!
Kiyohime: Just curious, is all. I mean, I don't believe that bisexuality actually exists. It's either you like guys or you like girls, simple as that. Liking both is just complicated. But then again, some say love is genderless.
Natsuki: I-I don't have to answer that question!
Kiyohime: (Pout. Sniffles)
Natsuki: Oh, hell no. Don't you pull that act! Damnit, I think you've been hanging out with Shizuru too much!
Kiyohime: So, which one are you then?
Natsuki: Ignoring you right now! (Starts to walk away, blushing still)
Shizuru: I'm neither.
Kiyohime: ACK! (Falls out of chair startled) Jesus! Where the hell did you come from?! (Clutches at her chest as if she was trying to calm her heart down)
Shizuru: Ara? I've been here the whole time. (Giggles)
Natsuki: I thought you were at work! What were you doing here… (Narrows eyes at Kiyohime suspiciously)
Kiyohime: (Rolls eyes) Oh, come on! I didn't even know she was here! Besides, she's so hung up on you… she'd have no interest in me at all.
Natsuki: Good--- wait a minute, Shizuru… you're not bisexual or lesbian… does that mean-- oh god no, you like guys?!
Shizuru: (Giggles some more) No, silly… I'm neither because I'm Natsexual. (Grins big)
Natsuki: (Blood drains from face before a blush hits at full-impact) …
Kiyohime: Hm. She's a biker, hates Takeda and panics when she hears Shizuru saying she's not of either sexuality excluding hetrosexuality... yep, Natsuki's definitely a lesbian.
Natsuki: (Glares daggers at Kiyohime)
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TBC - Next chapter: Nao needs a codename!