Mr. Stange

By Vampire Inu-Yasha

Hi!!!! This ish a story about er..a teacher.yea..i thought id make a story about how he goes insane!!!!yay!!! yea.its gonna be goooood.

Story takes place at school!!! Mr. Stange our main character is sleeping in his comfy chair and dreaming of his "minor league days" and stuff when the bell rings and all class people come in

Mr. Stange- ::thinking to himself:: " wonder what I will teach today?"

Student- hey Stange! Whats up?

Mr. Stange - nothing you stupid kid

Stupid kid- hey!!! Im da stupid kid!!

Mr. Stange- ok class!!!! Shut up and listen!!!

Retarded kid- hehehehe shut up hehehehe you said shut up hehehehe

Mr stange- DAMN YOU RETARDED KID!!!! EVERY one GO TO CHAPTER 22 ON YOUR HISTORY BOOK NOW!!!!!!!!

Kid- theres no chapter 22 mistah.

Mr.Stange- to da office!!!! All of you!!! All of you are suspended for a month!!!

Smart kid: you cant suspend us!!! Only da principal can do that!!

Mr.Stange is very angry and takes out his "bat"

Depressed kid- life is fine but death is quicker..

Mr. Stange- DAMN YOU DEPRESSED KID DAMN YOU TO A THERAPIST!!!!!

Mr.Stange goes on a head bashing rage and starts smacking every one with his bat!!!!

Scared kid- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Goth chic- cool

Mr.Stange gets his "baseball" and throws a fast ball at goth chic!!

Mr. Stange- YOU KIDS RUINED MY BASEBALL CAREER!!!!

Stupid kid- hey mistah!!! We weren't born when you were playing mistah!!

Mr. Stange takes out a sword and starts slashing stupid kid to smithereens

Mr. Stange- ARRRRR YOU KIDS ARE SLOWLY DRIVING ME INSANE!!! DA KAT IN DA HAT IS ON SOME CRACK!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRR

Mr. Stange grabs da little kids and starts pouring invisible water on them!!!

Scared kid- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cant swim!!!!!!

Im bored .the end