THE EDGE OF THE LOOKING GLASS
MIRROR'S EDGE 2: STILL ALIVE
in dis storey i attempt my furst attempt at a game attempt hop u enjoy it
FAIF - FAIF - FAIF- FAIFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAIF
"omg kate did u see dat?" sed faif wit a fwssh of hur beautuiefyl azn haire. a man wuz runnin arown on da top of a buidlwing wit a box. "wuts in da box?/" sad faif
"i dunno faif i dun hav tim fo dis y dun u jus go run on buwildings n stuff fo a bit 2 get ur mind off dis" sad kate… she wuz a lil upset bcuz she got framed n stuff in da last episude but den faif saved da day n also kissed hur BF! (OMG!)
"am stil aliv" sad faif "fuk u"
"omg"
STTTIIILLLLL ALIVVEVEVVVEVEW! DO DO DO DOOOO!
prevuiesly on MIRROERs AGE
"SHIT!"
nowe on FAIF!
"am gonna get a fukin aborshin" sad faif who wus rubbin her preg belly (it has a babby insid) she breve
"faif i fink u shud jus let da babby go 2 ful turm becuz u ned sum stabilirety in ur lyf eva sinse Merk died" kate sip a lil coffey n look at faif wif deep inner fot "its cud b ur tim 2 shigne"
"ABORSHIN" sad faif
"mebe u shud put da babby up 4 adopt?" kate seemd a lil pissd cuz she wus like its 8a talkin 2 me ne-way?
"SALF INDUSED MISCURRIGE!" FAIF SCRAMD
"jus fuk off go b a runner"
"k"
FAIF RAN OWT DA WINDO N FELL FORTY STOREYZ!
she lost hur babby dat day.
(i no u may fink dat dis wus all fo not, but it wil hav increbulous infactual evidense in a lata episude!)
HER BODEY LAY ON DA GRUND. bluudy. wen a homliss womin spottid hur
"mebe jus a nibbul" sad da homeliss women as she began 2 eat faif's vag WEN ALL UF A SUDAN!
"GET OFF MINE" sad page SHE PUSHD DA HOMELISS WOMEN OUT UF DA WAY N BEGIN 2 FINGA FAIF'S MOUF WIT A LIL BIT OF QUENCH ON HER VAG. faifs succulent brests wer next. as page begin 2 tak of hur shurt SHE PUT HUR TITS ON FAIFS TITS N BEGIN 2 RUB
omg "sad page" my stomach
JUS DEN A QUIBBLAN beGIN IN DA VACINITY OF PAGES STOMACH REGGON N AN ALEIN CAM OUT UF HUR! IT BEGAN 2 EAT FAIFS VAG!
"fuk dis" sad da homeliss womin "ima jus go to da Y" but befo she cud MOTHA MANDY MORE SHOT DOWEN FROM DA HEAVINS N PUNCHED DA HOMELISS WOMEN IN DA TIT "dats wut u get fo bein homeliss" SAD MANDEY MORE (is da momint i saw u cray)
motha mandy mo saw page and page's stomach eatin faif's vag n begin 2 get a lil sik. SHE BARFED ALL OVA HER WALK 2 REMEMBER N ALL OVA PAGE'S SPECIAL STOMACH!11
"STOP AAAATTTTTTT" sad FEBE as she PREMONITIONED motha mandy mo in2 da wall
jus den GLORIER ALLRED STEPPED IN "I SAW DA HOLE FING!" she say but she cudn resist da rape SHE SAT ON FAIF'S FACE!
in an instunce HEATHER LOCKLEYR came in2 da scen "dis aint melores place" she sed as she droppd hur pants n begun to furtle at da necrophilia, but befo she cud cum SHANAY GRIMES SHUVD A NIFE UP HUR ASS!
"DATS WUT U GET FO BEIN A WOMEN" SAD SHANAY AS SHE GOT HUR HOLE FIST in2 HEATHER'S ASS CAVITY (go to da dentits!) but she wuznt dun yet… SHE PULLD OWT HER COPEY OF "DAGRASSI DA NEXT GERATISHUN" N BEGIN 2 PLAY IT ON HUR DVD SCREEN
every1 cudn' rezist - dey killt themselved
BUT WAIT DERE'S MORE!
(1 minut latr)
"911 HALP MA SISTA DUN FELL OUT DA WINDER!" sad kate feelin a lil happey but a lil sad 2 (its complicated)
911 arrived fo helping rezins…
it wuz COLT CASE
nah nevamind it wuz NCIS (but reba you don't even know that show)
(SHUT UP I DU WUT I WUNT)
(reba please stop adding irrelevant characters its unsettling)
(DIE)
JUS DEN REBA'S INNA VOICE KILLED HERSLEF
it wasnt long afta dat, when sigorney beaver showd up "OMG GET AWAY FRUM HUR U BITCH" sad sigornay BECUZ DA ALIEN WUZNT DED!
(see its a cliff hanga)
FAIF - FAIF - FAIF- FAIFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAIF
I HOP U ENJOYED DIS ATTEMP IT RATID E FO EVERY1 BUT ALSO M FO MOLEST CUZ DERS A LUTTA MOLEST HAPPNIN!
tee hee i neva evin playd mirrors cliff but u wudn't evin no it!
RAVEIEW OR I WIL SAY A PRAYER