Disclaimer: I own nothing except my plot less, plot.
Summary: It's stupid I'm the author and I acknowledge that. If you don't like stupid then you're just. stupid!
A/N: All flames will be used to give my story a nice tan.
The day started off normal enough pigs flying, sky turning purple, Draco declaring his undying love to Harry.
"Go away!"
"Never my love!" Draco had been following Harry halfway across the castle. Not before spanking him half a dozen times and calling him his Sugar Daddy.
"What in Merlin's nasty crumb filled beard has happened to you?" Harry called back to his ever faster foe. (A/N: Ever faster foe? I must be out of my. well what's left of my mind.)
"I hate father! He must have been out of his mind spending our entire fortune on hookers and hats with large feathers coming out of them. Now I'm reduced to a common gold digger. Though you have to admit Potter's got a nice ass. Get your mind back on track Draco!" Draco yelled to himself. (A/N: Like he would have said that out loud.)
Harry ran into Ron on his quest to get away from the walking, talking peroxide bottle. "Hey, Harry I was just standing here for no reason at all, why are you running?"
"Him!" Ron turned around to see Draco running in a 'I Love Harry' T-shirt with flowers, and a sign stating: I'm NOT a gold digger!
"I think Malfoy's got a crush on you," Ron idiotically stated.
"Duh," was his only reply as Draco jumped on Harry's back and straddled him forcing a wet kiss.
Summary: It's stupid I'm the author and I acknowledge that. If you don't like stupid then you're just. stupid!
A/N: All flames will be used to give my story a nice tan.
The day started off normal enough pigs flying, sky turning purple, Draco declaring his undying love to Harry.
"Go away!"
"Never my love!" Draco had been following Harry halfway across the castle. Not before spanking him half a dozen times and calling him his Sugar Daddy.
"What in Merlin's nasty crumb filled beard has happened to you?" Harry called back to his ever faster foe. (A/N: Ever faster foe? I must be out of my. well what's left of my mind.)
"I hate father! He must have been out of his mind spending our entire fortune on hookers and hats with large feathers coming out of them. Now I'm reduced to a common gold digger. Though you have to admit Potter's got a nice ass. Get your mind back on track Draco!" Draco yelled to himself. (A/N: Like he would have said that out loud.)
Harry ran into Ron on his quest to get away from the walking, talking peroxide bottle. "Hey, Harry I was just standing here for no reason at all, why are you running?"
"Him!" Ron turned around to see Draco running in a 'I Love Harry' T-shirt with flowers, and a sign stating: I'm NOT a gold digger!
"I think Malfoy's got a crush on you," Ron idiotically stated.
"Duh," was his only reply as Draco jumped on Harry's back and straddled him forcing a wet kiss.