A/N. It was brought to my attention that I should really write a disclaimer. Here goes. I'll only do this once.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, the Grinch that stole Christmas, Sherlock Holmes, or anything in this story. Except for maybe the cool idea.
Yeah.
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far, away, a princess, a knight, a scoundrel, a furry warrior, a ghost, and two droids tried to overthrow the reign of the evil wizards, and this is what would have happened if Palpatine had any sense (or not…)