Uncontrolable
By EKS

Bam walked into the Pirate Bar.

"Sup guys?" he said to Dico and Raab.

"Nothing. What's up with you?" Raab asked, slapping him on the ass.

"What was that for, you faggot?" Bam yelled.

"Shit, I dunno. I didn't mean to."

"Yeah, right, Raab." Dico said. Raab rolled his eyes and went to open the refrigerator.

Later that day, Ryan and Bam were out fucking up Vito's car. Suddenly, Ryan comes up and frenches Bam for a few seconds until Bam grabbed his shirt and pushed him away.

"What the hell is up with everyone today? Did Rake turn you all into fags or something?"

"No, Bam. Sorry. It's like uncontrolable."

"Shit, yeah, and I have a dog humping my leg." All of a sudden, a dog appeared and started humping Bam's leg.

"Holy shit!" Bam exclaimed, shaking the dog off his leg.

"Dude, that mutt just appeared. Something creepy is going on here." Dico said, getting out of his car and walking up to them.

"I know. We gotta find out what's happening, soon."

That night, Melissa was in the living room playing pool with Bam and Rake. Novak was watching tv on the couch. When Melissa's turn was over, she went over to Novak and gave him a lap dance. She got up and twisted her ankle.

"Ow! What is happening?" she cried.

"I know what's happening, your being a slut!" Bam shouted. He ran over to her and he tripped and fell onto a pillow that had just appeared.

"That's it! Everyone, let's get some sleep." he said, walking up the stairs. He held onto the banister tightly, hoping not to randomly fall.

At 12:30AM, Bam woke up to a scream. It was a girl. 'God, don't tell me Dico is downloading porno and stuff, thisearly.' he thought.

Melissa was downstairs by the bathroom. She was floating!

"Holy shit! Melissa, are you okay?" Bam asked.

"What do you think, geinus?" she replied.

"Ugh, I'll get you down, just hold on." Bam ran to go get a ladder when suddenly she dropped and fell into a box full of poisonus spiders. She died.

"Nooo!" Bam shouted. He decided to go upstairs and get back to sleep after he buried her outside. Once he got up there, he saw a little girl in the corner of his room. She was typing like mad on her laptop.

"Uh, who are you?" he asked, approaching her slowly.

"Wait...you can see me?" she asked, looking up at him.

"Yeah, who are you?" he repeated.

"Everyone calls me EKS." she said, starting to type again.

"Okay, EKS...how'd you get in here?"

"I've been here forever. I've followed you everywhere since you became famous."

"Uh, you stalk me?"

"I wouldn't call it that. I'm just documenting everything you do...and I twist it a bit." she smiled and looked up at him.

"Wait, you're the one who's been controlling us, aren't you?" he said, sitting down on the edge of his bed.

"Well, yeah." she said.

"How the hell old are you?"

"11."

He slapped his forehead. "Great, an 11 year old has been controlling us."

"Have you met Pippie?"

"...Yeah, I have. Is she like you?"

"Yeah, she inspired me to write. She's awesome."

"Yeah, but, she's writing a story called Life Partner."

"She was. She's finished with it now. She's now writing a story called Afterglow."

"Oh, okay."

"The Life Partner story should effect you guys in about...3 days."

"What's it about?" Bam had a worried voice.

"You'll see." EKS snickered. "I'm writing a story about your daughter, Sami."

"I don't have a daughter named Sami."

"Exactly."

"Yah, okay. What's gonna happen in this one?"

"You'll see. By the way, in a few days, tell April that she has my prayers."

"Wha-?" Bam stopped because she dissappeared. "Damn, I guess I'll just have to see." He lied down in bed and closed his eyes.