The impossible happens.
Yosuke Hanamura becomes President of the United States.
What happens, anon?
Mr. Hanamura, clad in his power suit, reclined in his luxurious leather chair, hands crossed his head, with a mud mask and cucumbers over his eyes.
"TEDDIE. I NEED RINSING AND REAPPLYING."
"Yosuke, that wasn't beary nice. Can you say please?"
"NO I AM PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ARGGHASDFNSK"
"Okay..." He frowned, walking out of the office to get beauty supplies, muttering "Sensei'll be disappointed" to himself.
At the same time, Souji entered through the heavy wooden double doors.
"HA! Look at meh now, I'm the HEAD OF THE UNITED STATES! SCREW YOU AND YOUR PIMP WAYS! TAKE THAT, PRETTY BOY!" Yosuke spat at Souji.
"Yosuke, you do realize that you're only fifteen years old and 20 years younger than the required age."
"Yeah, so? The people have realized my potential."
"... and you're not a citizen of the United States."
"I'm so awesome that they begged for my intellectual powers."
"... and you're barely passing English with a D."
Yosuke tried scowling at his friend, but that might make the cucumbers on his eyes fall. "Souji. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING OFFICE. Or else, I will have to call my bodyguard."
"You mean, your dad? Okay...." He slowly walked out of the office, and then "tripped" on the rug. "Whoops..."
He fell face-first into the wall. The cardboard wall fell apart and all of Teddie's hard work of painting had gone to waste. Then it caught on fire and combusted.
And since Souji is such a cool guy, he just walked away from the explosion.
LOL. Uh, do you guys know the song by Lonely Island.. cool guys don't look at explosions :p