Chapter 1
Bam woke up the next morning with EKS standing over him.
"You're still here?" he asked, sleepily.
"Yep, I wanted to say that I'm leaving soon. I'll still document you but, some of the others have been nagging me to leave so they can come and write here."
"The others?"
"Yeah, Pippie and I aren't the only ones! Silly. You have many fans!"
"Obviously, I know that. But who else writes about me?"
"You'll see." and with that EKS dissappeared.
'How does she do that?' he wondered as he got up to get dressed.
"Oh by the way," EKS said, "some call me eksipoo."
"Well, okay, eksipoo." Bam laughed. He got dressed in his closet(afraid EKS would appear while he was naked) and went downstairs. As soon as he closed his door, another fanfic writer appeared.
Two hours later, Bam went upstairs to change his now poo covered clothes and he all of a sudden wanted to see his sister.
'What the hell am I thinking? I don't have a sister.' he thought. He went into his closet and jumped when he saw a fourteen year old girl in his closet.
"Shit! Who are you?" he screamed.
"Shh! I'm a friend of Pippie's and EKS's."
"Oh, phew. Okay." he sighed in relief.
"I'm punk of a tomboy but just call me punk."
"Okay, Punk. What's your story about?"
"Well, I'm currently writing one about your break up with Jenn. But I did write one about you having a sister and your sister getting pregnant with Dico."
"Oh, dear, God."
"Yep. Well, it's fiction so, yeah."
"That's true. Uhh, can you get out for a second so I can change."
"I think I'd rather watch." Punk joked.
"Ha ha, very funny. I don't want a minor to see me naked."
"Humph, fine then, just make it quick." Punk dissappeared.
"Okay, I'm done." Punk reappeared.
"Good, now go out so I can keep writing."
"Okay, bye."
"Bye, Brandon. Ha ha." Bam stuck his tounge out at her and laughed.