The Nutcracker (Rewrite)
I don't own wreck it ralph, the characters, or anything in this story. This time i intend to finish this time, hopefully. Please enjoy
(Sugar rush presents, the Nutcracker (Edited)
Starring Vanellope
Rancis
Taffyta
Candlehead
Wreck it Ralph
Guest starring King Candy
Me as the narrator
'It was late one night on christmas eve, a little girl named Vanellope Von Schweetz awoke and looked at the time to see it was nearly half midnight. She threw on a robe and snuck downstairs to a christmas tree in the living room of her house to see if Santa had came. She peeked into the living room and saw presents under the tree and the stockings filled with candy and other goodies'
'Vanellope looked at all the presents in awe. Who oh who could explain all these marvelous gifts?'
King Candy burst into the room hearing me
"I can explain, that's a train set underneath the tree, the stockings are filled with candy canes and chocolates. This is a dolly, and this is a-
'Excuse me i'm trying to narrate'
"What? You said you wanted someone to explain all this stuff" said King Candy
'That was a rhetorical question. Look i'd appreciate it if you just pretended like i wasn't here'
"Why is he here?" asked Vanellope
'He's here only temporarily Vanellope'
"How am i supposed to do this with a booming voice like you interrupting me?" asked King Candy
'Just move onto the next part'
King Candy approached Vanellope
"Since you're up i guess i can let you open just one gift until morning. I have something special for you" said King Candy
'Grandfather Drosselmeyer-
"My name's Drosselmeyer in this story?" asked King Candy
-had something special he wanted to give to Vanellope'
"Now Vanellope, this present-
'This present took him all year to make'
"Right, all year, i have-
'It was a special Nutcracker doll'
"You know you're spoiling my starring role here" said King Candy
'Ignore me and just give her the doll'
"Fine, here's the not so special surprise doll, take it" said King candy as he gave Vanellope a nutcracker
To Vanellope, the nutcracker looked beautiful. It had a hand painted red military uniform and hand carved face that resembled a boy she secretly liked named Rancis Fluggerbutter.
"It's gorgeous" said Vanellope
"Oh why thank you, i've been working out you know with some Cardio and Weightlifting and you're talking about the toy aren't you?" asked King Candy
Vanellope winded up a key on the back of the toy and the nutcracker jumped out of her hands and started dancing on presents and slicing pine needles off the tree which landed on King Candy. It jumped towards a bowl of walnuts and started cracking shells which Vanellope ate but the shells hit king Candy, much to his annoyance. The Nutcracker doll bowed for Vanellope before it stopped moving completely. Vanellope grabbed the nutcracker
"That was amazing" said Vanellope
King Candy snatched the doll away from her
"What is this? It's not supposed to dance and bow down and slice tree needles. Maybe there's a screw loose in here"
King Candy pulled the head off of the body
"You broke my toy" said Vanellope angrily
'Ok just for that i'm kicking you out of the story'
The door to the house opened and King Candy was literally kicked out of the house. He screamed before landing face flat in the snow. Back in the house, Vanellope was twisting the head back onto the doll. She smiled
"There there, he ain't gonna hurt you anymore. If only you were real, (Yawn), that'd be awesome" said Vanellope
Vanellope began to fall asleep, and when she woke up, she was tiny. Vanellope was frightened at first. A hand grabbed her, and when she turned around she saw her nutcracker toy was alive
"Rancis?" asked Vanellope
"You could say that, thanks for fixing me" said Rancis
"You're welcome, what happened?" asked Vanellope
"You got your wish that's what happened" said Rancis
"This is just weird, but it's cool. I can't believe you're alive" said Vanellope
"Come with me and i can make us do incredible things" said Rancis
"Sounds awesome" said Vanellope
The tree branches started moving
'Vanellope and Rancis' meeting was interrupted by someone so evil, so cruel and unforgiving. This was Taffyta Muttonfudge, the Mouse King'
Taffyta jumped down from the tree wearing a pink cape, fake buck teeth and Mickey Mouse ears and holding a scepter.
"Don't you mean mouse queen?" asked Taffyta
'Yeah let's go with that'
"I look ridiculous in this outfit. I didn't sign up for this. I'm out of here" said Taffyta
She threw the mickey ears onto the ground and walked behind some presents
'But Taffyta, don't you know that you win in the end?'
Taffyta rushed back
"I do?" asked Taffyta
'Yes, in the story the Mouse Queen gets the girl and makes her her slave'
"Really? I could use a slave"
Taffyta threw her mickey ears back on and walked towards Rancis and Vanellope. Rancis drew a sword from his side
"You keep your hands off of her" said Rancis
"Hey what's that over there?" asked Taffyta
Rancis looked to his side and was knocked to the ground by Taffyta's sceptor. She grabbed Vanellope and ran into a toy train set. She used magic to rearrange the tracks and she disappeared from the tracks
"Don't worry Vanellope, i'll save you, i hope" said Rancis
"Hiya Rancis" said a voice
Rancis turned around and saw Candlehead standing in front of him
"Candlehead? What're you doing here?" asked Rancis
"I'm here to help you" said Candlehead
"Who're you playing?" asked Rancis
"I just told you i'm here to help you rescue Vanellope" said Candlehead
"No, i mean what role are you playing in the nutcracker?" asked Rancis
Candlehead thought a minute and held up a plastic skull from out of nowhere
"Um, Hamlet?" asked Candlehead
Rancis looked at her
"Um, how about i play the magical fairy that can transport you to the mouse queens kingdom" said Candlehead
"You can do that?" asked Rancis
"Sure i can" said Candlehead
She walked over to a present wrapped in purple wrapping paper and a red ribbon bow and knocked on the side of it in a specific way. A flap opened and crushed candlehead. Rancis ran inside
"Thanks Candlehead" said Rancis
candlehead got free
"Your welcome" said Candlehead before running in after him