Summary: Each member of the K-Unit puts out a job description for joining their team after Cub leaves. Includes a description of the actual job posting by the sergeant.
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WOLF: We are the K-Unit. If you want to survive our team, you'll have to deal with people talking about you in FanFiction. You'll have to deal with Eagle, who has made many grown men cry, and not from torture. (Pathetic, really, if you ask me). You'll have to take the risk of being shot at. You'll need to act quickly, and you'll need to ignore my random bursts of outrage.
FOX: This is the K-Unit team. I'm sure you've already read the SAS job description: Fly over buildings, attack random people because of their crimes, and kill as many badies as possible. Oh, wait. Don't tell the sergeant I said that. He likes them to come in alive. And you'll have to deal with a Mother Hen, A Very Hyper SAS Member, and someone who could deal with a few etiquette lessons. I'm not telling you which is which because they would shoot me. Good luck.
SNAKE: Welcome to the K-Unit team. I'm assuming if you're reading this job description you have at least level 2 clearance. Or, if you don't, you have at least, at least, level 1 clearance. That aside, to join this team you MUST have patience, and you must be able to deal with our, ahem, wonderful team mates. Oh - and please don't give Eagle anything besides what's in his dietary chart. Otherwise you'll regret it. Just ask Cub about the time he gave Eagle hot chocolate...
Eagle: If you're reading this, good luck on getting into our unit. I don't know how many people applied for this position. If you do get accepted, good luck lasting a week. Please ignore Wolf's random insults, Fox's random explanations about how communication devices work that nobody wants to know anyway, and Snake's mothering hen personality. Do not, however, ignore me when I am hyper... You will regret it.
ACTUAL JOB POSTING BY SERGEANT:
Looking for someone to join an elite SAS team. Must be flexible and able to think under gunfire. Must be able to deal with an overactive toddler (yes, your comrade) and be able to think under stress. Must have three years military training and be able to speak another language in addition to English. Ideal candidate knows three languages, including Russian, as one of the soldiers has a tendency to slip into talking in that language when stressed.