Train Wreck

I want to miss school because of a tragic hangover, I want waddle like a penguin because I wasbangedtoo hard, and also... I want to enter a classroom smelling like marijuana, I want all eyes onme,like that one girl...

EDITED! One common on the comments have truly gotten to me, and they made a good point. What would a senior be doing with a middle schooler? I am only making small tiny changes! Ino and Sakura are fifteen and in the ninth grade! That's all I'm changing. Enjoy!

Nowadays, I've been noticing people becoming popular by drugs, alcohol, and sex. I've done none of that. The closest thing I'VE ever gotten to sex, is a peck on the lips.

That's how sex starts, isn't it? Well, anyways, my name is Sakura Haruno, and I am a seventh grader and Konoha Academy.

This school is separated into two, the elementary have their own little place, including a nice, park,

and then there's the middle school combined with the high school. Middle schoolers upstairs, high schoolers downstairs.

It's kind of annoying, because I mean, some of my classes are downstairs, and I'm always getting shoved into lockers, no one even notices a twerp like me.

Well, anyways, I've always wanted to be like this one girl.. Ino Yamanaka. She is so cool and so popular! I mean, yeah, we're friends, we grew up together.

I am even honored she hangs out with me! But, she's so cool, and I'm not. I want to be just like her.

I want to miss school because of a tragic hangover, I want waddle like a penguin because I was banged too hard, and also... I want to enter a classroom smelling like marijuana, I want all eyes on me,like that one girl...

That's all I ever wanted, I want to fit in. I want to be like her, the alcoholic, whore, and the stoner.

And the best part about her, is she has sex with the Akatsuki! That's a big deal there. Why? Because ... they're sexier.

She is just the coolest and my idol... Don't get me wrong, she's offered me a blunt before, but I refused because I was scared. All that went through my head was:

What if I go home and my clothes smell like weed? What if my hair reeks of it? WHAT IF MY MOM GETS ME A PISS TEST?

But I didn't want to be like that anymore, I wanted to be a replica of Ino Yamanaka.

Well, I could never be a replica... She has big boobs and a nice ass, I have small boobs and a fair ass, which doesn't compare to nice.

But I'm still aiming to be a replica, of Ino Yamanaka.

Oh, and what's really caught my attention of this school... Is the Akatsuki.

Ino tells me about them all the time, one time, she even tried screwing the famous Itachi Uchiha, but he refused the famous Yamanaka.

I heard, about the Akatsuki, they're caught every week smoking weed behind the school, they're a gang.

And it's great. I've dreamed of being like Ino, and being in that gang.

Dreams never come true though, do they? I am a long haired dork with knee length skirt, not the kind of skirts that when you bend over you can see a pink, sexy thong.

I button my shirt up all the way to my neck, not showing off any sign of cleavage, psh, not that I have any anyways.

I wake up in the morning and put on a headband, then slide on clothes, eat, then I'm out the door.

I'm not like the other girls who straighten their hair, apply make-up, get dressed, and skip breakfast because they're on a diet.

I can't even call myself a female for god sake!

Can SOMEBODY help me be like those girls?

I want to be sexy. Not just feel sexy, but look sexy. I want those sexy high heels that click when I walk in the hallway, drawing attention, along with my thigh highs and my short skirt, to where you can see the tip of my thigh highs.

I want to unbutton my shirt and show off beautiful, eye-catching cleavage, and I want to be the one rejecting boys, not boys rejecting me.

And also... I want that gang, Akatsuki, to fall head over heels for me, and I would do anything to do that, taking step by step.

First comes weed, second comes alcohol, and then third... sex. How people always say, is the best thing in the world. I don't know why though, as my mother always taught me:

"Well, you see my dear, uhm... well, just think of it this way. Rod A goes into Slot B. That's how I used to think of it, we'll talk more when you're older!"

That's what I was taught. But growing up in a public school, I learned how to spell penis in the first grade, learned how to say penis in the second, learned what a penis was in the third, and finally, in the fourth...

I seen my first penis. It was gross and small, and what are those little lumps under it? I think he needs to get checked or something, because two BIG lumps could be a sign of an STD!

That's what I heard in my sex-ed class... Right?

I could easily do anything on that list of course, my mom's never home, and my dad? Hell if I know! I think I'm a bastard!

Alrighty guys, my first fanfiction (: Well, I thought it should be close to middle school these days, ya'know? Well, anyways, I have a little couple list going on, and I want YOU guys to decide who Sakura should be with!

NaruSaku, SasuSaku, InoSaku, ItaSaku, KisaSaku, HidaSaku, KakuSaku, KakaSaku, PeinSaku, MadaSaku, TobiSaku, ZetsuSaku, SaiSaku, SasoSaku, DeiSaku

For now, it will be set to SasuSaku, so I can get reviews fast, hehe :)

Unless people vote for SasuSaku.. then it's SasuSaku.

You can suggest other couples too! Updates fast, I hope. 3