Argus Hakan: Turnabout Plagiarism
At that moment I got my ass arrested!
"You are under arrest for foul language sir!" shouted Detective Camille, throwing me into the jail. I immediately got on my phone and called Argus Hakan, the lawyer.
Argus agreed to help me so he went to court.
"Court's in session" said the judge
"Okay" said Lockheart "The narrator used dirty language, I call my witness as proof."
Lockheart called Camille to testify.
~Testimony
"The narrator swore in the presence of children."
"Hold it" shouted Hakan. "What did he say?"
"He said "Turnabout Plagiarism" said Camille
"Objection, that's not bad!"
"Yes it is, so bad in fact he gets the death penalty"
Okay but, said me, there weren't any children around when I said it
"LOL no, here's a diagram of the crime scene, you were flying 100 meters above the playground, that is barely enough for them to hear you."
"Objection!" shouted Hakan "I call the children to testify"
"Why" asked Lockheart
"Just do it" said Hakan, so she called them
~Testimony
"We were at the playground when we saw someone 101 meters above the playground"
"Objection!" shouted Hakan "But he was 100 meters above it!"
"Yes but then he came a little bit closer to the land and said "Plagiarism"
"Objection" shouted Hakan "I dont think it was him who came closer, it was all of you!"
Hakan then lead everyone to the playground and opened a hole in the ground which lead to an underground area and there were machines that were lifting the ground one meter above where it should be, so Hakan turned them all off and the ground returned to normal.
"As you can see, Narrator said plagiarism in a place where the children should not have been able to hear him, but the guilty party raised the ground so they could, now confess... PLAYGROUND BUILDERS!" he pointed at the playground builders!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, damn you Argus!" they screamed as they got arrested by Camille
"I declare the narrator NOT GUILTY" shouted judge
The end