Ben 10 belongs to its respectful owners, not me. I am the authority on this show. Everyone else wishes they knew the canon as well as I do. Even though, for some odd and inexplicable reason, I cannot remember basic plot or characterization details. Oh well. Hopefully no one calls me out on it.
We join our beloved anti-hero, mad scientist, and mutant lover, Doctor Aloysius J. Animo, during a scenic trip into the harsh wilderness in search of specimens to experiment upon. He happened upon a cute little bear cubbie all by its lonesome.
Naturally, not being an expert on animals and animal behaviors or anything, he decided to walk up and pet it under its fuzzy little chin. Wouldn't you know it, the little fucker bit his fingers damn near off.
"Aaaaah! You little shit! I shouldn't have never called you cute," raged Doctor Animo. He held his bloody fingertips and kicked the bear cub.
The bear cub whined loudly in distress. Doctor Animo heard the sound of approaching footsteps from behind him. He turned and gasped.
It was...the ghost of Tim Treadwell!
"Dude, DON'T. DON'T FUCK WITH BEARS. JUST DON'T," urged the ghost.
"Holy shit, a fucking GHOST!" Doctor Animo screamed. He turned and ran.
Shortly after, the enraged mother bear came bursting through the underbrush to defend her crying baby from aggressors. Good thing Doc wasn't around. He might have been tragically mauled and then eaten for being a complete idiot and screwing with nature, or something.
Because, like, he doesn't have the power to control them and make them do what he wants, or anything. Yeah.
So, uh. Uh huh.
The End