This is random insanity on my part with no real plot. This is also a revenge, of sorts, against someone who has been bothering me incessantly about a certain other story. I do not own the characters in this, including, but not excluded to, the cast of Escaflowne and other anime characters and Deus, but I do own my own made-up characters. This probably isn't an original idea, but hey, I had fun and if you don't...well, I guess we can't all be completely deranged. *smile*
Oh yeah, this has no plot whatsoever. Just thought I'd warn people again. Oh, and don't forget to review! Reviews just make me so happy!
Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity
Things were peaceful and unremarkable in the void where all anime characters go when no one is currently using them for something. The sky and ground were the same pale lavender color and yet neither were what they had been so named.
"That's so disturbing," the Goddess of Oblivion commented as she watched the couple. Of course one person was not quite as willing as the other.
"Unfair," the Phoenix Guardian pouted, crossing her arms in anger. Sarryn giggled and wrapped her arms more tightly around the struggling weight in her arms.
"He's so cute," she laughed cuddling the chibi-Dilandau who was struggling impotently against her. The Goddess sighed and slowly faded from sight, going off to search for an alternative form of entertainment.
Chibi-Dilandau was cursing quite vividly, in an incredibly cute chibi voice, and pulled at the gold circlet around his neck. It was a golden collar inscribed with strange and ancient runes: a Chibi Collar to chibify any anime character every created and anything and everything else.
"But he's mine," the Phoenix Guardian cried as flames erupted around her feet. Sarryn smiled serenely and stroked Dilandau's silver hair while he tried to bite her, chibi feet kicking.
"Hello there," came a booming voice from all around the void.
"Who's there?" Sarryn inquired with curiosity.
"This is god talking," the voice replied sternly.
"Really?" Sarryn asked giving an extra squeeze to her new chibi.
"No, not really," Deus remarked appearing in the anime void.
"Oh, whatever," she sighed in disappointment and went back to cuddling. Deus raised an eyebrow and regarded her quizzically. He and the Phoenix Guardian shared a look as she cooed and giggled inanely while chibi-Dilly cursed and struggled.
"Pi? Pikachu?" squeaked an inquisitive yellow, electric mouse. Sarryn's eyes got huge and starry as she turned to look at the creature.
"Pikachu!" she shrieked ecstatically.
"Die spawn of Satan!" Deus yelled and something materialized in his hand.
"What's that?" she demanded, horror etched across her face. Pikachu cocked its head to the side and looked cute. Dilandau silently wished for his chibi-flame-thrower, but Sarryn had confiscated it when he had tried to light her hair. Fried mouse was a delicacy in some places.
"It's my patented Pikachu hunting rifle," he replied as he took aim.
"No!" she shrieked and lunged at him, white gown billowing around her. Time slowed down as she stretched her hand out to stop him. Slowly his finger pressed the trigger and she had no choice. In her hand a Chibi Collar shimmered into existence which she promptly fastened around his neck.
Deus eeped in a high chibi-like voice and tried remove it, unfortunately for him the only person who could remove it was Sarryn. He glared balefully at her, but refrained from speaking considering he was considerably shorter. She waved cheerfully at the departing Pikachu and dematerialized the rifle. Violence was so overrated.
"Now where was I?" she asked as she returned her attention to her chibi-Dilandau. Her face fell as she realized that in her attempt to save Pikachu she had inadvertently released her chibi. She looked around in search of Dilly only to find him and the Phoenix Guardian exploding and torching random things, other anime characters included.
She was about to drag her Dilly away from her alter ego when the Fanel brothers wandered by discussing the dichotomy of good and evil. Her sparkling black eyes grew even more starry and wide than when she had seen Pikachu. Humming cheerfully she skipped after them, she had always wanted her own angels.
"I was wondering," she began, smiling winsomely, "If having black wings makes you more hot."
"What do you mean?" Folken asked in puzzlement.
"Well...if black absorbs heat, doesn't that make your wings absorb heat? Thus, wouldn't that make you overheat?" she asked whimsically. Before he could answer she had chibified him. Van stared at his now one-foot tall brother in shock.
"I've shrunk," Folken observed with interest.
"What have you done to him?" Van demanded, but there was nothing to be done for Sarryn decided to chibify him as well. A very baffled and surprised chibi-Van looked around at the girl who was now a giant.
"Now I have my own squishy little angel brothers," Sarryn cheered happily.
"You know," Van said glancing between himself and his brother, "I'm not the shortest male anymore." Both were currently existing in the twelve in dimension of chibi fun. Giggling she grabbed them and began to hug and cuddle them like kittens.
"Excuse me," the Goddess of Oblivion interrupted, black hair swirling around her body.
"What is it?" Sarryn demanded testily, not wanting to divert her attention away from her newest chibi acquisitions.
"Well, I was wondering if you had anymore of those collars left," the Goddess said sweetly, she fluttered her lashes coyly.
"Why do you want them?" the girl inquired as she squeezed the oxygen-deprived chibis in her arms.
"I was wandering around this lavender place, you really should get some interior decorators her by the way, and I happened to see Dallet and Viole taking a stroll," she answered wickedly. Sarryn raised a brow in amusement, but obliged her alter ego by creating two gold, chibifying collars.
"Here you go," she said tossing them to the Goddess. The Goddess waved her thanks and floated off in search of her victims.
"Chibification is EVIL! Existential Gophers, come to your master's aid!" Deus cried suddenly. A hail of Existential Gophers promptly bombarded Sarryn and her chibis.
"You inept bumblebee," she cried and ran away, chibi-Fanel brothers in tow.
"I'll get you for this, Sarryn!" Deus yelled, in chibi-voice, at her retreating form.
Ze End...
I'd like to apologize for this randomness on my part. I don't know what I was doing when I wrote this, but it was intended to be humorous and, as I mentioned above (if anyone remembers that far back), that this was a revenge against a certain someone who has been very annoying. Hint: He was chibified thanks to Chibi Collars(tm). Review if you like it or not. Thank you for putting up with my insanity.
Oh yeah, this has no plot whatsoever. Just thought I'd warn people again. Oh, and don't forget to review! Reviews just make me so happy!
Chibification and Other Acts of Insanity
Things were peaceful and unremarkable in the void where all anime characters go when no one is currently using them for something. The sky and ground were the same pale lavender color and yet neither were what they had been so named.
"That's so disturbing," the Goddess of Oblivion commented as she watched the couple. Of course one person was not quite as willing as the other.
"Unfair," the Phoenix Guardian pouted, crossing her arms in anger. Sarryn giggled and wrapped her arms more tightly around the struggling weight in her arms.
"He's so cute," she laughed cuddling the chibi-Dilandau who was struggling impotently against her. The Goddess sighed and slowly faded from sight, going off to search for an alternative form of entertainment.
Chibi-Dilandau was cursing quite vividly, in an incredibly cute chibi voice, and pulled at the gold circlet around his neck. It was a golden collar inscribed with strange and ancient runes: a Chibi Collar to chibify any anime character every created and anything and everything else.
"But he's mine," the Phoenix Guardian cried as flames erupted around her feet. Sarryn smiled serenely and stroked Dilandau's silver hair while he tried to bite her, chibi feet kicking.
"Hello there," came a booming voice from all around the void.
"Who's there?" Sarryn inquired with curiosity.
"This is god talking," the voice replied sternly.
"Really?" Sarryn asked giving an extra squeeze to her new chibi.
"No, not really," Deus remarked appearing in the anime void.
"Oh, whatever," she sighed in disappointment and went back to cuddling. Deus raised an eyebrow and regarded her quizzically. He and the Phoenix Guardian shared a look as she cooed and giggled inanely while chibi-Dilly cursed and struggled.
"Pi? Pikachu?" squeaked an inquisitive yellow, electric mouse. Sarryn's eyes got huge and starry as she turned to look at the creature.
"Pikachu!" she shrieked ecstatically.
"Die spawn of Satan!" Deus yelled and something materialized in his hand.
"What's that?" she demanded, horror etched across her face. Pikachu cocked its head to the side and looked cute. Dilandau silently wished for his chibi-flame-thrower, but Sarryn had confiscated it when he had tried to light her hair. Fried mouse was a delicacy in some places.
"It's my patented Pikachu hunting rifle," he replied as he took aim.
"No!" she shrieked and lunged at him, white gown billowing around her. Time slowed down as she stretched her hand out to stop him. Slowly his finger pressed the trigger and she had no choice. In her hand a Chibi Collar shimmered into existence which she promptly fastened around his neck.
Deus eeped in a high chibi-like voice and tried remove it, unfortunately for him the only person who could remove it was Sarryn. He glared balefully at her, but refrained from speaking considering he was considerably shorter. She waved cheerfully at the departing Pikachu and dematerialized the rifle. Violence was so overrated.
"Now where was I?" she asked as she returned her attention to her chibi-Dilandau. Her face fell as she realized that in her attempt to save Pikachu she had inadvertently released her chibi. She looked around in search of Dilly only to find him and the Phoenix Guardian exploding and torching random things, other anime characters included.
She was about to drag her Dilly away from her alter ego when the Fanel brothers wandered by discussing the dichotomy of good and evil. Her sparkling black eyes grew even more starry and wide than when she had seen Pikachu. Humming cheerfully she skipped after them, she had always wanted her own angels.
"I was wondering," she began, smiling winsomely, "If having black wings makes you more hot."
"What do you mean?" Folken asked in puzzlement.
"Well...if black absorbs heat, doesn't that make your wings absorb heat? Thus, wouldn't that make you overheat?" she asked whimsically. Before he could answer she had chibified him. Van stared at his now one-foot tall brother in shock.
"I've shrunk," Folken observed with interest.
"What have you done to him?" Van demanded, but there was nothing to be done for Sarryn decided to chibify him as well. A very baffled and surprised chibi-Van looked around at the girl who was now a giant.
"Now I have my own squishy little angel brothers," Sarryn cheered happily.
"You know," Van said glancing between himself and his brother, "I'm not the shortest male anymore." Both were currently existing in the twelve in dimension of chibi fun. Giggling she grabbed them and began to hug and cuddle them like kittens.
"Excuse me," the Goddess of Oblivion interrupted, black hair swirling around her body.
"What is it?" Sarryn demanded testily, not wanting to divert her attention away from her newest chibi acquisitions.
"Well, I was wondering if you had anymore of those collars left," the Goddess said sweetly, she fluttered her lashes coyly.
"Why do you want them?" the girl inquired as she squeezed the oxygen-deprived chibis in her arms.
"I was wandering around this lavender place, you really should get some interior decorators her by the way, and I happened to see Dallet and Viole taking a stroll," she answered wickedly. Sarryn raised a brow in amusement, but obliged her alter ego by creating two gold, chibifying collars.
"Here you go," she said tossing them to the Goddess. The Goddess waved her thanks and floated off in search of her victims.
"Chibification is EVIL! Existential Gophers, come to your master's aid!" Deus cried suddenly. A hail of Existential Gophers promptly bombarded Sarryn and her chibis.
"You inept bumblebee," she cried and ran away, chibi-Fanel brothers in tow.
"I'll get you for this, Sarryn!" Deus yelled, in chibi-voice, at her retreating form.
Ze End...
I'd like to apologize for this randomness on my part. I don't know what I was doing when I wrote this, but it was intended to be humorous and, as I mentioned above (if anyone remembers that far back), that this was a revenge against a certain someone who has been very annoying. Hint: He was chibified thanks to Chibi Collars(tm). Review if you like it or not. Thank you for putting up with my insanity.