Gompers the Chomper
One day, while carefully chewing upon a blade of grass outside the Mystery Shack, Gompers the Goat noticed something in the distance. It was large… and, well, to be honest…
It was a dick. But it wasn't just ANY dick. No. It was long and black, head glistening in the late afternoon Oregon Sun. It didn't take long before Gompers realized just who the girthy meat belonged to…
The goat wasn't going to miss this chance. He slowly hopped towards Bill Cypher, rectangular eyes intent on that large dick. Bill was surprised, but not bothered as Gompers carefully spread out those oh-so-sexy, dapper black legs. A bleat erupted from his mouth.
It wasn't the first time he'd made love to a goat. It was the third, actually. But the ones in the past had never shown such initiateve.
Gompers lowered his snout to Bill's moist head. Gently allowing him to feel the moisture on his sensitive member…
Bill began to moan. Gompers expertly stuck out his tongue…
And made one long, slobbery lick.
It reminded them of those Doritos he eaten out of the garbage yesterday. They were Cool Ranch, yet… Bill tasted different. No. He didn't taste like Cool Ranch. He tasted like…
Jalapeno and Chedder Doritos.
Yes. The goat thought it was acceptabl. And after the one taste, he knew he had to have more.
He lickd several more times before opening his goat-breathed maw, sinking his teeth deep into Bill's oh-so big dick.
Bill tried desperarly to push him away, but realized with a sigh that he just… COULDN'T. He resigned to it. Suck-cummed. He'd suffered through the same before, and could definitely suffer through it again. Especially with how good it felt.
Gomper's lick grew more furios, and each made Bill closer and closer….
Closer to releasing his sweet, mountain dew flavored juices.
Still, Gompers grew more furious and furiouser, his tongue lashing and Bill thrashing with all their might. But Gompers wasn't content to merely lick and nibble. He backked off for a moment, and…
Bit even harder.
Finally, it had beein enough. Bill suck-cummed and was pushed over the edge. Suddenly, he began to spew dapper jizz eveywhere. Gompers didn't miss the chance, and latched onto that moist, steamy feeding tube.
He swallowed over a gallon of the tasty substance, emptying Bill's prodigious reserves. On and on it rushed for hours.
Until he was done.
Finally, both parties were satesfied. Gompers with his midday meal. And Bill with the first orgasm he'd had in a decade. Toby Determined was pretty good at licking, too, but not nearly as good as Gompers the sexy stud muffin was.
And so, Bill began to float away, triangular dick receding into its black sheathe like a mighty sword.
Gompers? Well, Gompers galloped off into the sunset, thinking of his next sexy victim, an image of a portly, sexy man in a green shirt with khaki shorts filling his lacking, yet horny head.