As Gordon wandered absent-mindedly through White Forest, he came upon a small cavern. Curious, he stooped down so he could look inside. When he realized he couldn't see anything clearly without a proper light source, like a flashlight, the young man decided to crawl into the small cave so that he could investigate. Once he was through, and had found enough room to stand up, he noticed something in the center of space. It was a large rock resembling a penis. He stared up at it and noticed that there was water leaking from a hole on the tip of the rock formation. After a bit of contemplation, Gordon decided to climb the penis rock. It took him about an hour or so because the surface of the stone was so slippery. When he did reach the top, though, he noticed that the rock looked a bit like the G-Man's penis…as he ran his hand along the smooth stone, he gasped and slightly shivered. It was colder than ice, and he wondered why he was still even sitting on it. As his eyes adjusted to the dim light, Gordon began to hear a faint almost whispery voice. He whipped his head from side to side as he tried to locate the source of the sound.
"Who's there?" the physicist asked, gripping his crowbar tightly in his hands. With his luck, it could be a whole horde of headcrabs.
As the faint voice continued, it seemed to whisper, so close that Gordon could feel it's hot, quick breath against his tingling ear. Gripping his quivering crowbar even tighter, Gordon yelled, "COME, COME, whoever you may be!"
He then heard the voice one final time before there was a loud WHOOSH. Cum unexpectedly burst from the tip of the penis rock. It covered Gordon as well as his hard crowbar. He let out a loud gasp as he was knocked back onto the ground, hitting his head in the process. Everything after that went white. After what seemed like decades, Gordon woke up and realized he had been completely cleaned of rock cum. As he looked around, he picked up his wet crowbar. It looked and felt as if someone had licked it clean, but that was a strange thought. That was before he realized that he felt slightly wet, too. Gordon looked down and saw that his fly was unzipped, revealing his hard "crowbar". Just then, the G-Man appeared from behind the rock.
"You did this," Gordon gaped at the strange man.
"Rise," was his only response.