Last Day on Terra (Mother Earth) First Day in Equestria...FUCK
It was about 11:00 pm. I was just chatting on Fanfiction with mah boi Najmi. I checked my messages and I got one from him. "Dude wouldn't it be so boss if we got transported to Equestria?" I typed back.
"Seriously, we've been over this. We talk about it every time we're on the phone and you get the same answer...Hell yeah." I laughed and sent the message. Suddenly I saw something glowing blue and purple. I turned around in my chair to look at it and my face became one with WTF. It was a white portal that started sucking slowly. I turned back to the computer and started typing. "Sorry bro! I'm being sucked into a portal right now! Gotta go!" I sent it and grabbed onto the desk as the portal started sucking harder. "Ah shit the desk is moving!" My mom came in the room.
"Jordan you didn't do what I asked!" She was clearly oblivious to the portal. I looked at her and smirked.
"Later." I gave her the finger and let go of the desk flying into the portal.
(In Equestria)
Next thing I knew, I was fallin out of the damn sky. Instead of doing awsome flips and all that shit like I dreamed, I was screaming for my life.
(At the palace)
"Is that screaming?" Twilight and her friends looked around. Princess Celestia froze remembering that Luna opened a portal for fun.
"I'm sorry my little ponies. It's probably nothing." She tried to clean it up but she was a terrible liar.
"That doesn't sound like nuthin." Applejack looked up at the roof of the palace. I crashed through the top and fell to the floor ending up with a sharp large peice of glass through my chest. I blacked out on impact. After an hour I woke up and stood up in pain and grabbed the glass in my chest pulling it out. I started jumping around in pain.
"OOO HOO HOO! That makes me tingle!" I started to laugh as I had always wanted to use that line. And as always Pinkie laughed as well. I stopped laughing as I felt my chest tightening and my wound closing and healing very quickly. "Why thank you." I looked at Celestia as her horn was glowing.
"No trouble at all." Applejack came up to me.
"You better not try any funny stuff!" She put a hoof in my face. I raised an eyebrow clearly not amused and moved her hoof out of my face.
"I'm trembling in my boots." I started walking towards Celestia. "So why am I here exactly? Rainbowdash flew into my face.
"Hey back off of the Princess!" I rolled my eyes and started to get pissed off with this.
"Yeah I fell out of the sky 50,700 feet in the air, landed in here with a large piece of glass in my chest, blacked out, woke up and now I'm here standing in front of you. So I'm supposed to listen to some blue midgit. Totally gonna happen." I used my hand and pushed her gently down to the ground. She backed away when she saw how tall I was compared to her. She and her friends were 4 foot tall while I was fuckin 5'10" I'm even taller than Celestia. "So again, why am I here exactly?" I walked up to her only to have like ten guards appear in front of me.
"Step away from the princess you freak!" The one in the middle stepped towards me and held a spear to my chin.
"Freak? Tch. I've definately heard worse." I grabbed the spear, ripped it out of the guard's grasp and snapped it in half. "So I heard you want an asswhoopin huh?" I grabbed him by the neck and lifted him off the ground the other nine stepped up and held out their spears and swords. Lucky for me, I had the head of the broken spear in my hand. "Who wants him to have a piercing?". The guards stepped back and lowered their weapons. "Exactly what I thought."
"Guards! Stand down! I don't want to see this type of behavior ever again!" Celestia looked at all of them angrily as they backed away in fear. I let the guard out of my grasp and he ran behind Celestia in fear. She turned to look at him and started to comfort him. I smiled softly.
"Motherly. Very motherly." Celestia glanced at me before teleporting the now calm guard and the rest of the squad away.
"Thank you. I'm sorry, we never got to exchange names. My name is Celestia. I am the royal princess. Ruler of Equestria." Just then Luna walked in.
"Sister there was word that- Oh. Hi." She smiled sheepishly. Celestia spoke to her telepathically.
"Well at least he doesn't know you did it." I just raised my eyebrow.
"At least the purple one has the sense not to open portals." I chuckled and leaned on the wall. Twilight blushed and smiled. "Don't ask. It's written all over your face." I looked at Luna with a smirk.
"...Okay then. My name is princess Luna co-ruler of Equestria. And ruler of the night." She giggled. "And what is the name of this handsome male?" I rolled my eyes.
"I'm thirteen years old. Don't go there. Name is Jordan. But you can call me Jay." Celestia smiled.
"Well then 'Jay' You're welcome to stay if you'd like." I looked at her.
"Maybe for a few days but after 5 days no. I'll be overstaying my welcome and I can tell your sister has ideas in her head by the way she's staring at me." I chuckled. "So what are your names?" I looked at the mane 6.
"My name is Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends." Twilight smiled and walked over to the blue one. "This is Rainbow Dash."
"Sup?" She smirked. I smiled and pounded my chest twice. Twi walked to the orange one.
"This is Applejack." Aj smiled.
"Howdy!" I chuckled.
"Much obliged." I spoke in the same southern accent even though I'm black. Twilight giggled and walked over to the pink one.
"This is-" Pinkie interrupted her.
"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! Where'd you come from? Where were you? Who stole my wallet? Do you have a marefriend?-" Twilight covered her mouth. I only laughed.
"We're going to get along just fine." Twilight walked over to a white pony
"This is Rarity." Rarity smiled.
"Good day dahling." I smirked
"Good day to you too. And I must say you look gorgeous." Rarity couldn't help but blush which came out really well with her white coat. I suddenly felt a small pinch in my let as a little dragon was punching my calf. "Dragons are so awsome." I picked him up and put him on my shoulders like a dad would his child. Twilight grinned and walked over to the last pony.
"That's Spike my apprentice. And this is Fluttershy." Fluttershy cowered behind Twilight. My mouth took control.
"She might be grown but that's just straight up adorable." I smiled. Fluttershy blushed and came out from behind her friend.
"T-thank you." She said quietly. I turned back to Celestia carefully so Spike's claws wouldn't cut my face.
"So where shall I be staying after I leave here?" Rainbow Dash spoke up.
"He can stay at my place!" She smiled. Pinkie ran up to me.
"You can come to my place! We'll have lots of fun!" She giggled with lust in her eyes. I looked at Pinkie and then Celestia.
"Yeah I don't find this awkward at all." She giggled. "I think I'd rather stay at the pony who has enough sense not to do those things. Twilight?" I looked at her. She smiled and nodded. Applejack walked up to her.
"Yer just hoggin him aren't ya? He should stay at the farm!" Rarity got into it as well.
"I say he should stay at the boutique. A place of class and beauty." She smiled. Fluttershy tried to calm the girls down. I looked up at Spike.
"This is what you deal with?" He looked down at me and raised an eyebrow.
"If you think this is bad just wait until they all join the iron pony contest. I've been used for something out of a rodeo show!" Spike threw his arms up in the air in anger.
"Harsh. Especially on a guy like you. Ever tried saying no?" I smirked as his eyes widened.
"Why haven't I thought of that?" Twilight and the other girls turned towards Spike.
"Who do you think he should stay with?" Twilight smiled knowing he would pick her. Spike smiled.
"I'm not answering." He closed his eyes. They all got angry. Except for Fluttershy.
"Spike you answer this minute!" Rarity spoke up. I took Spike off my head and held him in my hands.
"I can already see where this is going. Sorry girls but he and I have an appointment away from here." I dove out the window with Spike in my arms protectively. Once we hit the bottom we rolled. I got up and started running. "Hold on! We got a chase scene here!" We heard angry screams behind us and wouldn't dare to look back. I managed to make it to the city with Spike holding onto my shirt with fear in his eyes. The mane 6 started to get closer as I started to tire out. "Spike whatever you do, don't answer them." He looked up at me and nodded. I couldn't run anymore. I stopped and they surrounded me.
"Stay with me!" They all shouted. I noticed Fluttershy was trying to calm them down.
"I think I'll stay with Fluttershy." I came to a conclusion and the rest of them groaned while Fluttershy blushed. "Okay you're alright Spike." He let go of my chest. "Damn you guys have stamina." I chuckled. "So where are we?" I looked around and saw many mares giving me lustful stares. "Oh shit. Worst nightmare. Where are the males?" Spike tugged on my shirt.
"This planet is 90% female 10% male." He chuckled.
"I have a bad feeling in my crotch right now." I sighed and started running. I turned a corner and saw another human.
"What's up?" He asked. I instantly knew who he was.
"NAJMI OTHER WAY OTHER WAY!" I ran past him. Once he saw the mares turning the corner, he ran after me.
"I see you're popular." Najmi chuckled. I looked at him.
"Oh shut up and run." I smirked.
A/N: This might be a cliff hanger but at least you enjoyed it. And if you want to know why I didn't freak out when I was transported, well let's just say I'm calm...About everything acutally.