A/N: I was debating to make this a one shot or not but I will figure that out by the end of this(chapter?) Anyways there is hopefully going to be getting some laughs. I am a bit off my game so I apologize for any OCCness. This is my first Kim Possible story but I love the couple of Shego and Drakken so much I decided to make it about the two of them. Plus you have to admit let it be friendship or romance they have chemistry in fan fictions and even the show that is hilarious. There is not much spoiler alert warning needing but you should have at least know have seen the graduation episodes or risk it. I do not own anything and it is clear I never will. Alright I will get to the story!

Shego had no idea how this happened… Okay well if you wanted to get technical as she felt her teeth grind together she knew how it happened but how it got to happen, how she let it happen… HOW this happened? She was currently having a staring contest with a little girl. Now this might be normal if it was out on a mission to scare her away but two things were wrong with this picture as you could probably gather… One she was in the lair and two this girl did not seem afraid at all.

Doctor Drakken who had been busy with grand schemes of… Saving the world much to his displeasure as a evil scientist went out to get some coffee. He was going to ask his assistant if she wanted anything. Everyone knew she had no skill when it came to cooking, unless it was to blow it up. He then noticed her having a staring contest with a little girl. She had what he guessed was shoulder length black hair in pigtails. She was wearing a blue dress with a H on it. Doctor Drakken got his coffee and went over to the pair with a confused look.

"Um Shego… There is a little girl sitting next to you."

"A little girl? Doctor D you must be insane… Now why would there be a little girl sitting next to me?"She said with her teeth grinded together trying not to let her flames show literally, using words with sarcasm with a touch of 'extra' sarcasm at there having to be that little girl sitting next to her. In talking to Drakken that girl softly spoke not sure if it was a good idea or not.

"I won."Peeking up at Drakken curious about the new person.

"Won what?" Drakken actually innocently asked before Shego let out a rather loud noise of irritation.

"She apparently believed I actually would sink low enough to play a staring contest or something. Brat I was glaring at you."She almost snarled. The little girl who Drakken had yet to figure out who she was but noticed she had green eyes now.

"Uh… Shego who is she exactly?"He asked nervously not wanting to be the victim of her tension of obvious anger. Shego snapped her head up at him with a look of frustration.

"My brother! He decides he needed to 'hit two birds with one stone' with his daughter." Mocking her brother in the middle of what she was saying. Just as she was going to continue the still unnamed girl gave a tiny giggle.

"You do a good impression of daddy."

"Thank you." Shego said in a tame manner much like she did with Kim Possible during her fights. Fighting, pausing to have a small chat before continuing which is what she was about to do. She frowned before letting out a growl.

"So your brother is trying to hit two birds with one stone?" Drakken said trying to understand what was said without flinching.

Shego looked at him again. "Yes… He needed a babysitter… Wego is to young to babysit apparently despite his power he could make himself into a fricken fortress! Then of course Mego is unable to do it because he has his own things he needs to do… He is to me me me… Hego obviously cannot do it and all of them cannot remember I am evil… Well I used to be… Well I technically I am still evil…" The last word Drakken could tell wanted to come out as a whine but came out as a borderline scream. Since saving the world they were not exactly as evil as they used to be. Through all this Drakken peeked at the little girl but she just looked innocently at what he now gathered was 'her aunt Shego' Drakken cleared his throat.

"And the second bird?"Taking the words literally. He could not imagine there being anything besides Hego needing to run some errands and then either picking his daughter or doing whatever he did to get her here. He honestly was surprised he missed her arrival with all the security but when he was into a master plan he was oblivious to everything. He then listened to the answer to his question.

"He says apparently I either have hidden or had lost my maternal instincts and need 'guidance' as if I need any guidance or any fricken maternal instincts…"Growling out the last part. Her brother had no right trying to get her to be nice to children she was evil or used to be! Even if she was not evil anymore it was her choice to be maternal or not…

"Oh…"Drakken said weakly. After a moment he continued. "What is her name?"He wanted to change the subject from potential parenthood so close to home.

"Susan."The little girl said with a giggle turning towards Drakken. It made the small girls in her pigtails bounce. Drakken had to admit for a child she did not seem so… Bad. She seemed decently harmless. He then wondered where that came from. He was not one for kids. He then felt something grip his leg. He looked down and saw the girl who finally had a name gripping it with a smile. "You wear blue like daddy."Shego after a moment grinned.

"Finally… You go watch her, see if you develop maternal instincts."

Drakken glared at her. "She is your niece you watch her."

Shego shrugged. "But you are the one who is blue."

Susan then piped in with, "Mommy and daddy argue like that a lot. Uncle Wego says arguing is bad."

Drakken looked down at Susan who smiled up at him. "First we are arguing like a boss and an assistant and arguing gets the point across faster. Now if you may get off my leg I can be on my way." He then saw Susan give a version of a puppy dog pout. He let out a groan, "Fine…" Basically agreeing to Susan before looking at Shego, "Just stick around she might end up blown up or something. Last thing I need is your brother punching me around."

Shego shrugged, "She would have gotten blown up around me eventually, better chances with you. I am going on vacation." Drakken gave a open mouth look. Susan then pouted, she knew her aunt had a short fuse but she did want to visit her too. So before Drakken could complain about being left with Susan she let go of Drakken and tackled Shego. She was hardly as strong as her father but she was strong enough to glomp her aunt to the ground with a surprised look. Susan then sat on her stomach and gave her a sad look.

"Aunty please do not go on vacation I just came! Please please please please!" She then did what she had done to Drakken and Shego gave a dull look before sighing. She hated children, hell she hated teenagers and it was not even because of Kim Possible in fact she could possibly ironically say she liked her a little not that she would every say so. With children and teenagers it was just between the crying and the drama… To much work. However she had little choice.

"Alright fine." Susan smiled again and hugged Shego who rolled her eyes. "Alright Susan enough with the touchy feely." Susan nodded before getting up allowing for Shego to get up and sit on the couch again. Shego then looked at Drakken. "I am assuming you came out here for more then just coffee?"At the reminded Drakken changed his tune.

"Ah yes I was working on plans." He glowed a little he always enjoyed working on schemes even if they were no longer evil. He knew he was never exactly evil just bitter and while Shego was evil she just went along with it. Although he was curious to why. She could have gone to another villain… Well no matter he was glad she stuck around. She was his only friend and as hurtful as one would think she could be he secretly enjoyed her sarcasm. Shego gave a small nod. Drakken gave a look. "Are you going to see?"

"Am I suppose to?" She was not exactly sure why she was here anymore truth be told. Typically she used to look at his evil schemes and tell him they were going to fail unless they were one of the rare gems… She was not really the hero type or she would have returned home… Well not really her brothers were annoying as hell. Susan being here proved that. She could not explain why she was still here. She was not as evil anymore but she was still evil enough to get away with working with another villain yet she stuck around.

Maybe it was because she saw a friend who had not backstabbed her in Doctor D and she had what was the closest she had to a bond. Plus he was smart… Well when he wanted to be. It was obvious he had been evil to a degree to do some of the things he had done but it seemed more bitterness. Maybe she was just bitter too just more bitter or that evil seemed like more fun? Eh whatever it was it was not worth thinking about seeing she got her answer from Drakken which was yes and he was tapping the leg not trapped by Susan waiting for her to see his plan.

Rolling her eyes she got up and followed Drakken as he limped into his 'office' with all his blueprints. Some of them half done and some of them crumpled as failures. He had two that involved his power of flowers that would solve the two missions they were given. Considered they were given last night he had worked on them quickly. Shego leaned in to see the details and Drakken had at first was happy that she seemed interested so much but then noticed the way her hair was falling and the light that focused on the blueprint shone in a way that made her skin tight body suit seem tighter.

He looked away with a confused look on his face. Where the hell were those thoughts coming from? She was his assistant and friend… After a moment Shego resumed her normal position and noticed Drakken was staring into space. She rose a brow before shaking a hand in front of his face. That snapped him out of it and he noticed how close Shego was. After the thoughts he just had he jumped back. Shego gave a blank look. "Boo…" Drakken too a moment to gain his composure.

"Shego do not do that…" Shego gave another blank look.

"Do what? All I did was snap you out of your little dream Doctor D." Drakken cleared his throat, it was true but he was sort of enjoying that dream despite the fact he had originally started with how bad it was to be thinking those things. Drakken cleared his throat again for a time he had long ago lost count on.

"Yes of course…" Shego just gave him an odd look before she heard him give a borderline girly scream. He had in his daydream not noticed that Susan's grip on leg had gone away and she had hopped up onto the table. She had grabbed some crayons which were often used during his era of evil to 'make an impact' and she was currently coloring in the blueprints. Shego gave a small noise of amusement before Drakken grabbed the blueprints. "They are-" He paused before continuing "They are- They are… So pretty." Susan gave a giggle.

Shego gave a roll of her eyes along with a snort. Here she was suppose to be annoyed to death and yet she was finding herself amused without having to do any of the work. Susan was doing it all for her. She was curious though. Drakken was childish in his own manner although he had 'grown' a little bit since she had first met him. She peered over his shoulder at the blue print. She would not call it a master piece but considering that Susan was only what eight or nine? She did not pay attention when told, it was she guessed… Pretty… Drakken noticing Shego was pressing against him to see the blueprint then suddenly gave it to her.

Shego gave a confused look before hanging the blueprint back to Susan who was working on the others let them be failures or not. It was fun. Shego watched as Drakken more or less left as quickly as he could. She gave a confused look before sighing. She was a tough woman but there was a limit. As much as it killed her to say it and as much as the old her would have gagged to say it she kind of wanted to hang out with Doctor D… She was a people person. That is why she spent time on her vacations. Henchmen were hardly company… The issue was the only one she really wanted to talk to was Drakken… He just did not seem to notice that… Following slowly after her boss she left Susan to color.

The issue Shego had was she was not sure what kind of talking she wanted to do anymore or what kind of hanging out she wanted to do anymore. Throughout the missions to take over the world there were little… Issues that brought out things. Like that day she felt like she was on a very bad emotional rollercoaster and one of those emotions had been love. Something she never felt. It was not what she normally felt and actually was something she held behind that tough girl bad ass Shego image she had build for herself. Even after being not so evil she was to scarred to let it out and it was an emotion normally… Bottled.

She bottled it down but oddly enough she was wondering something… She openly showed rage and occasionally happiness she did not exactly hate love despite the wall she had up to protect herself and her rep, the issue was and this is where she would definitely would have gagged was did she love Doctor Drakken? Or was she just so desperate for attention and someone to talk to she let her mind mess with her and take advantage of her smarts to put pieces together to make a picture that was not really there…. She did not have time to think about it longer as she hit something and fell onto something soft.

Susan then looked up and noticed that 'whatdoyoucallit' that her mommy and daddy had between her aunt and her friend. She tilted her head before getting a small smile and giggling. Hopping down she chased after them surprised they left her in here in the first place not that she minded. Coloring was fun and she had gotten a positive reaction from her replacement daddy. She had an evil idea if she could call it that. She heard the word from her father, he had said that her aunt thought herself to be evil but she just needed help. So she was going to help but with a different type of help…

Drakken had raced out of the room because his mind was racing. He did not want to have these thoughts or feelings. Especially because he knew that they would not be returned and that if they got out he would be burnt to a crisp on top of laughed at… He was always laughed at. He was used to Shego laughing at him but that way would hurt… He made a frown he actually did not mind and to say he did not want these feelings would be a lie he was indifferent and with Shego? Hell he knew she was basically the villain's woman to fight over. The thing that bothered him due to his insecurities was he kind of wanted her to choose him…

In thought he broke out of it not wanting to be caught thinking about this again it felt wrong and it made him feel bad and weird. She would never choose him. They were friends kind of and possibly family if you could call it that. While they had that moment taking the medal, she could have returned to being a villain and he would not stop her or blame her. It would hurt but he was used to it. He suddenly stopped, he then tried to figure out what to do and was going to pace not sure if he should act like he needed to use the bathroom, was suddenly really tired, or something but pace and come up with an excuse not understanding the pacing would ruin the excuse he came up with.

He had no idea that Shego being silent as she was and as quick as she was basically behind him so when he suddenly stopped, despite her reflexes due to her slight confusion in the 'office' she crashed into him. "What the hell Doctor D?" She said after she figured what she had crashed into and cushioned her fall as she sat up sitting on his back with a frown. Drakken squirmed slightly. Shego noticed and with a hidden sigh and a roll of her eyes stood up. She knew the no contact rule. Only his mother could touch him really. Even that pushed it. Probably the bone crushing hugs…. Anyways her getting up allowed for Drakken to rush to stand. Shego tried to act like his odd behavior was not obvious and more so upsetting her. "So?" She asked again. Drakken fidgeted and looked around.

"Uhhh well you see… You know… Cause um… Soo… Where is Susan?" Trying to change the subject. Shego frowned making Drakken fidget more. Susan however 'saved' him by popping up between the two of them and hugging both of their legs so they ended up pressing against each other. Shego gave a surprised look before looking down at Susan.

"Susan what are you doing?" Drakken would have asked but his voice was stuck in his throat. He was not used to touching or close contact. Not to mention he was just getting these weird thoughts or maybe just listening to them… It was a bad time to be pressed against the one in his thoughts. He noticed Shego seemed to be indifferent which did not seem to help. What he did not know was Shego was in her mind freaking out. She was not the deep relationship type but she obviously had some sort of relationship with her boss she just figured it was boss nothing else… Although it bordered on friend family maybe… Although recently it wasawkward as in just recently…

She was having thoughts and Susan was hardly helping. She knew something was wrong with Drakken she just figured it was because she had broken the whole contact thing and while she was not the one for hugs an accidental brush should not send him running away… It hurt her feelings not that she would admit it. That is why she just followed after him but as for his random stop she never got her answer. She also was not getting her answer from Susan who just hugged both legs. Shego sighed. "Are either of you going to give me an answer?" She asked dryly. Trying to act like her normal self.

Susan giggled. "Getting a group hug. You both look like you need one."

Shego would have rubbed her temples but that would have caused for her to rub against Doctor D… "I thought I explained no hugging?" Susan just giggled. Shego gave a tiny sigh to avoid pressing herself further against her boss. "And you… What answer do you have I am still waiting for it…" Drakken almost gave a pout. Shego would have called it cute if it did not want to make herself want to bash her head against something metallic.

"Uh well I remembered I had cookies in the oven but then I remembered that was yesterday so I suddenly stopped and was going to you know pace to figure out what to do and you crashed into me…" To him it made sense. Shego just gave him a look, if he was in the kitchen to get coffee he would have noticed cookies but she did not fight the issue she just wanted to get free because this was getting uncomfortable for her. It was playing with emotions she never dealt with.

"Susan let us go." The way she said it was not cruel or cold but it was firm and rather unlike Shego and in her surprise Susan listened allowing for Shego to more or less brush her way pass her boss with a look on her face and sit on the couch to channel flip. Let the brat and Susan do what they want. She sighed with a glare as she could not find anything to watch. Not because nothing good was on per say but because it all reminded her of what she was going through and no one had left the spot she had left them at. Susan peeked up at Drakken who went back to fidgeting.

"Why are you doing that?" She innocently asked. She knew why but she wanted to see if he would tell the truth and see if he would fall into her trap, if he told the truth or not. Drakken looked at the little girl and noticed he had been openly freaking out he tried to calm himself.

"Um your aunt sometimes scares me is all… So it calms me down but I am calm now so I do not need to do that anymore." Susan continued to peek up at him.

"Oh. Well she is not so scary you know. I was wondering… Seeing you are blue like daddy will you be my replacement daddy until I go home? This place is big and scary." She said in a tiny voice playing it up. Drakken looked down at him now having two girls to fear. He had no idea how to get out of this. Either say yes or… Face Shego… After a moment he inched a little closer to Shego. She noticed but pretended she was to busy channel surfing. It was a slow painful process before he was standing next to her. She looked up at him before he pointed at Susan with a freaked out expression.

"Doctor D it is a bit late for that reaction." Seeing she knew he did badly with children or so he claimed Susan seemed to like him. She continued to channel surf not in the mood to deal with her boss. She had thoughts she never had to deal with to sort out and seeing it dealt with him, he was not helping by being so close and getting her attention…

Susan then gave a giggle at not getting a no but not directly so she called out, "Aunt Shego I got a replacement daddy!" It took a moment before Shego oh so slowly craned her neck from the tv to the paler then normal Doctor D. She normally would have laughed her ass off at this but the look of pure terror seemed to strike some sort of cord. Susan was her burden and the thought of her boss being a father just bothered her on a level so many levels actually. Not for the ones one would think either. So she just gave a sigh before giving a small growl.

"Stop bothering my boss Susan. He has better things then being a father." She said almost coldly to Susan, but not meaning to be cruel to Susan who understood due to knowing her aunt. Shego was more or less making a jab at her boss and knowing what was going on went with it. It helped with her aunt's tension… So she went with it. She then snuck past Drakken. Shego then notice Susan come over and curl up next to her and being to tired between everything she just let her do it. It was not that bad actually. She felt a little heat in her side begin to build from Susan's body heat and soon felt her relax at not being screamed at to leave like so many times before. Damn her brother… Damn him damn him damn him… She actually was not hating this…

On Drakken's side from Shego's words Drakken's look of terror seemed to change a little. He had wanted to be a father at some point… He just you know went all evil due to all the teasing, no one would have wanted him before he went blue and no one would want him now despite his mother's pushing. Not to mention taking over the world made it so you hardly had time for a pet goldfish let alone a child… How Hego did it was interesting… He was a superhero though but then again he was suppose to be one to so maybe he had time but… That did not help him with his other issues. He had a small depressed look instead of one of terror now. On top of wanting a child you needed contact with a woman and that sort of thing.

It opened a wound he rather keep shut. Plus he was horrible with children. Great now he had another thing he had on his mind besides potentially wanting to make out with his assistant. It took a moment for him to give a look of dread. Since when it did it upgrade to make out? He needed more coffee… He rushed off to the kitchen. Shego gave him a look as he rushed off again. Susan peeked up at her aunt "Um well do you want to be my replacement mommy if he does not want to be my replacement daddy?" Shego gave her a tired look at this point she felt like everyone's mother. No correction she had always been everyone's mother… No one could take care of themselves… Drakken was back with his coffee far away enough to not be seen but close enough to hear the conversation. He expected Shego to scream no or have her 'passion' and hellfire from earlier but was surprised.

"Sure why not. That is why you are here I might as well just bend to Hego's will…" Drakken heard a groan and guessed that Shego got a hug and due to getting some sort of power from Hego involving strength it had gotten a noise from Shego. Susan then looked at the stack of suitcases.

"I never unpacked. Can we do that now?" Looking at her aunt now temporary mother. Shego rolled her eyes.

"Sure better get it finished before we have to rush I suppose." She let Susan let her go before she stood up and Drakken did his best to act like he just came to where he was but Shego sent him a dirty look knowing he heard and being upset at him due to her thoughts and unfortunately for Drakken not for anything he actually had done before helping Susan get her things into a spare room near her's seeing that was the whole point. To keep an eye on her. Made no sense if she was far away, getting hurt or in trouble. Once every doll was placed where Susan was pleased with it being and she was hugging a black jaguar plush. Shego found it odd as most child went with bunnies or teddies in her boss's cause but whatever.

Susan seemed to pick up on that and held the stuffed animal up. "My daddy, the real one-" Clarifying in case there was still confusion from earlier, "-got this for me seeing I have black hair and green eyes and thinks me like a jaguar. He calls me his little jaguar and yeah… He said you were like a jaguar too and I like them and that is why I have one." After her explanation Shego gave a small nod. Who knew her brother thought that about her not that she cared. It fit though color wise and all. She tried to hide a smirk she had a stuffed jaguar when she was a little girl… Damn her brother… He was breaking down her defenses…

A/N: So it looks like it will have more then one chapter. Knowing me it will probably have three chapters like my other fan fiction lol. I have a bad habit of doing that. I will probably end up not being able to wait and rushing the next chapter but reviews will help -wink wink- I want to know how I am doing. As a note I know they went kind of soft sorry =x= but I promise things will get better eventually. Humor wise at least /shot but seriously Shego will be badass soon she will have a reason to muahaha. Stick around to find out why or maybe guess ;D Also I am a little modest due to my long hiatus so if it really was horrible let me down gently.