Ashley Jordan

by InlovewithFred

Ashley Jordan submits her name to be Hogwarts commentator, and she gets the job! She commentates for a match between Gryffindor and Slytherin. Her swearing and biased commentating make it interesting for the crowd, and angers Professor MacMillan. One shot

"Professor?" prompted Ashley, as she popped her head through the door. "I would like to apply for commentator." Professor Longbottom nodded and smiled.

"D'you need an application?"

"Nope, I've got one." she handed him her application. He scanned over it quickly.

"Well," he said. "this seems fine. Although, I must tell you Ashley, quite a few number of students have applied already, so please don't get your hopes too high."

"I won't sir. Thanks." She smiled and walked out of the classroom, hoping really badly that they chose her. That she became the next commentator of Hogwarts. Just like her father.

"And Dominique Weasley has the Quaffle! And she passes it to Roxanne Weasley, and to Daintree and she shoots, yes! 10-0 to Gryffindor. Ah, and theres James Potter with a nicely aimed Bludger at Zallter. Now Slytherin in possession. And Gertrule passes to Perster, and he shoots, and, YES! Saved by Puckle, Gryffindor Keeper. He passes it to Dominique Weasley and she maneuvers around Zallter, and she sends it to Roxanne Weasley, and she's about to shoot, and- THAT LITTLE" Ashley called Gerturle a name that earned her a reprimanding shout from Professor MacMillan. "Sorry, Professor. And now, after that disgusting attack-"

"Jordan!"

"All right, all right, after that horribly dirty foul-"

"JORDAN!"

"Okay! Gurtule almost knocks Dominique Weasley to the ground, but I'm sure that could happen to anyone." she added hastily after a look from MacMillan. "And penalty awarded to Gryffindor. Roxanne Weasley's taking it. She shoots, and SCORES! Yes! And Slytherin in possession, Perster passes to Gertule. And its just him and the Keeper. He shoots... Oh-" Ashley swore into the megaphone and MacMillan looked at her angrily.

"Jordan, I'm warning you!"

"Sorry, sorry, Professor. Okay, the score is 20-10 to Gryffindor. And lets see, Fred Weasley sends a Bludger to the back of the Slytherin Seeker's head. Oh, wait, Lily Potter is going for the Snitch! They're neck and neck! Oh my god! Lily Potter has caught the Snitch! Gryffindor wins!" The stadium erupted into cheers. Ashley Jordan spoke again into the megaphone.

"Way to go Gryffindor! In your face, Slytherin! You stink!"

"JORDAN!"