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"Come on, me. You like me. Just admit."
"For fuck's sake, no."
"You like to jack off thinking of me, don't ya? Don't ya? Don't ya!"
"Shut up."
"Come on, dude. Marla is a hot sticky mess, but personally, you prefer me to a dame."
"I'm warning you, Tyler. I will kick the crap out of ya."
"I saw you. When my penis came on screen, you enjoyed it. But, like the pussy you are, you hid it."
"I almost threw up."
"From happiness?"
"From shittyness."
"Ain't even a word."
"So is ain't."
"Not according to Webster."
"I'm leaving! Fuck today's Fight Club, fuck it, I'm going home to watch Baywatch! You hear that? I'm going home to watch fucking Baywatch! It's the one thing to get you out of my head! David fucking Hasselhoff!"
"Oh? Okay. See you tomorrow, honey! I love ya!"
"Bite me."
"But it leave a hickey!"