Me: Don't ask about this story, just thought of it out of nowhere. Hope you enjoy :D
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"How am I not going crazy over with what I'm dealing with on Smackdown?" Haylie Trudel asked.
She was in the Smackdown GM office for the Elimination Chamber pay per view, along with Hannah Polito as she was thinking over what she had to deal with on Smackdown ever since becoming the GM for the Blue Brand back in January.
"I seriously have no clue," Hannah said with a shrug of her shoulders. "So what's on the card for tonight?" She asked.
"Well up first is the Raw Chamber match, then it's the Serena/Beth/Diamond Divas title match, and then the Smackdown Chamber match, then the Cena/Glen Ambulance match," Haylie said. "Or at least that's what I know. You know WWE, they could add random matches any minute during the pay-per-view," Haylie said then she and Hannah watched the Raw Chamber match.
When it came down to the final two, being the WWE Champion Courtney Trudel and Mike (The Miz), Hannah commented, "I find this strangely similar to all of those matches that you had with Mike,"
"Yep," Haylie said. "And even though it's Courtney facing him and not me, the same outcome is going to happen," She said as she saw Courtney pull off Mini Long Island to Mike, and got the one-two-three. "See, told you," Haylie said with a smirk on her face.
"Well, looks like we figure out which title that Josh would go after," Hannah commented.
"Yep, and also with the way that Bryan loves to act like a complete ass towards me, Josh would love to beat the holy hell out of him," Haylie said.
"So it's because of Bryan agreeing with April (AJ) over what she thinks of you, but amps it up like a thousand levels is making you guys not being lovey-dovey towards each other?" Hannah asked.
"Yeah," Haylie said with a slight shrug of her shoulders. "Just hope we can resolve all of this before the wedding," She added.
"Don't worry, it will," Hannah said.
"What will?" Courtney asked as she walked into the office, and instantly sat on the nearest thing, which was a couch.
"Haylie and Bryan's little bump in their relationship," Hannah said.
"Did he act like an ass towards Haylie again?" Courtney asked. "Because if he did, I don't care if I just came out of the Chamber, I'll find him and kick his ass," She added.
"No," Haylie said. "But thanks anyways Courtney," She added.
"So speaking of Bryan, I'm taking a wild guess that Josh is going after the World Title because of me holding the WWE title," Courtney said.
"Yep," Both Haylie and Hannah said as the Serena/Beth/Diamond Divas Championship match was taking place, making the three Divas watch the match where at the end of the match, Serena retained her championship.
"So for the Divas match at Mania, it's Leah and Christina verses Serena and Talia for the Divas and Women's Championship?" Hannah asked.
"Yep," Courtney said.
"How would that work?" Hannah asked. "In terms of who gets what title," She added.
"Well, as far as I'm getting, if Christina pins Serena, she gets the Divas Championship and Leah gets the Women's Championship, and the same thing goes for if she were to pin Talia making Christina get the Women's Championship and Leah getting the Divas Championship. Then…yeah," Courtney said as she slapped her hands on her thighs.
"Seriously?" Haylie asked as she saw that John Laurinaits and David Otunga were out there about to talk absolute nonsense. "Does he need to show his face and annoy us?" Haylie asked.
"Apparently," Hannah said. Then a few minutes of hearing Laurinaits talking about nonsense, he then mention something about him not only being the GM of RAW, but the GM of Smackdown.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Haylie asked. "Is that possible?" She asked Hannah.
"I have to check in on that," Hannah said.
"Well if he does, he knows that you and anyone who's associated with you who hates his guts would probably make his life a living hell," Courtney said.
Haylie continued watching the promo, where Del Rio, Mark and Jay (Christian) had made their way to the ring and said that they wanted Haylie out of the Smackdown GM spot and have Laurinaits as her replacement.
"Am I the only one who is feeling that sooner or later that there's going to be another 'Vote of Confidence' that'll either let me keep my GM job or not?" Haylie asked.
"As of now no, but that could happen again," Courtney commented.
"Just fucking perfect," Haylie said as she looked at the ceiling. "Even when I'm not physically competing, people still hate me," She commented.
"I'll guess that you're just that hateable?" Courtney asked.
Haylie instantly went and looked at Courtney and glared at her before asking, "Aren't you supposed to be with Phil (CM Punk) instead of being with your awesome older sister and insulting me?"
"He can wait. Insulting you is kind of a better thing to do," Courtney said.
Haylie just rolled her eyes at Courtney.
Few minutes later after the three Divas continued watching the pay per view, Hannah had to leave them for a few minutes because her match was up next as she was taking part of the Smackdown Elimination Chamber match for the World Heavyweight Championship.
"I'm already bored," Haylie said after her and Courtney was watching the pay per view.
"Oh, so hanging out with your younger sister is making you bored now?" Courtney asked, sounding offended.
"Probably," Haylie said with a shrug of her shoulders and a joking laugh.
"So what are you going to do about the whole 'Laurinaits-stealing-your-job' situation?" Courtney asked.
"Until Hannah figures out the legal issues, I have absolutely no fucking idea sis," Haylie said. "Or I could have the Board of Directors on my side and they would make sure that Laurinaits doesn't steal my job. Or, Laurinaits would persuade them in his own way, making me basically screwed out of my GM role, making me not be in the WWE some point in May or June depending if I'm ready to be in the ring after giving birth," Haylie said.
"And if the latter does happen unfortunately, I could always beat his ass every week for you," Courtney offered.
Before Haylie could answer, she heard on the TV that the SD Chamber match was down to Bryan and Hannah making Haylie comment, "Wow. I actually didn't know that Hannah would make it this far in the match,"
"Me either," Courtney commented. Few more minutes later, Hannah ended up taping out, making Bryan retain the Heavyweight Championship.
"Fuck," Both Haylie and Courtney said at the same time.
"Wanna congratulate Hannah on a good job?" Courtney asked.
"Yeah, but wait for it," Haylie said as she kept her focus on the TV.
"Wait for what?" Courtney asked.
As soon as Courtney said that, Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold started as Josh, who was wearing an Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt, blue jeans and black Converse low top sneakers as she ran down to the Chamber. When he'd entered the Chamber, Bryan tried to attack him before Josh ended up pulling off Transforming Change on Bryan. Josh then bent down towards Bryan's face and said, "Guess who's waiting for you at Wrestlemania Champ?" Before walking to the back.
"Now let's go," Haylie said as her and Courtney walked out of Haylie's office and walked to the gorilla position and saw Hannah there, and few moments later saw Josh.
"Guess we now know which title you're going after at 'Mania," Haylie commented.
"Yep," Josh said.
"You know, you could have told us that a while ago," Courtney said.
"Well I wanted to wait till the pay per view because I didn't know if you were going to walk out of the Chamber still WWE Champion," Josh said.
"Josh, why couldn't you just pick Courtney to fight against at Mania?" Hannah asked.
"Well I could have, but Creative would want me to turn heel for some God damn reason, and I don't want that to happen," Josh said. "Plus, I want to beat the holy hell out of Bryan for the way that he's been treating Haylie," He added.
Just after Josh mentioned Bryan, he then walked through the gorilla position, then walked up to Haylie, Josh, Courtney and Hannah and asked Haylie, "Mind telling me why you're letting this meat-eating, talentless, brainless Raw superstar face me for the World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania?"
Haylie was about to answer, but Josh answered the question for her by saying, "First off, the reason why I eat meat is that when I was growing up and even now, I suffered from Protein S deficiency. I was told by my doctor that if I don't eat meat and did a vegan diet like you're doing, I would be thirteen feet underground, which means I would die, leaving me to eat meat due to medical reasons. Secondly, when it comes to being in the WWE, I have more talent than you do in your pinky finger, and I'm way smarter than you'll ever be. Also, this Raw superstar just happens to be related to the WWE Champion and the Smackdown GM, and if you were to piss me off royally, I could use them two to make your life a living hell,"
"Oh so your making your stupid brother fight your battles for you?" Bryan asked Haylie.
Haylie was ready to punch him in the face but Josh, Courtney and Hannah held them back.
"Bryan, why don't you just leave," Courtney said.
"Why should I?" Bryan asked.
"Because if you don't, me, Courtney and Josh would make sure to kick your ass from here to Timbucktoo," Hannah growled as she gave Bryan an extreme death glare.
Bryan just stood there and glared back at Hannah, before finally walking away.