A/N: So as I said in the summary I wrote this way back in 2012 and just found it again! I liked the concept enough to give it some (serious) revision and post it here! :D I have around five chapters already written, so those should be posted fast as I only have to revise and rewrite those. Then I'll start on some new chapters! After this preface I'll start with the actual show-watching. Thank you so much for reading, and if you want to leave any feedback I'd appreciate it so so much! (This chapter has been officially revised!) :)

Rose and The Tenth Doctor were laughing uncontrollably after their latest encounter with the Great Duke of Barcelona (The Planet). They had been called to talk with the (not so) Great Duchess of Whales (The planet) out of taking over Barcelona's stocks, using the handy persuasion of her newly acquired plasma gun. Quite funny, indeed. Rose looked over at her Doctor and puffed out her chest and spoke in a gravelly voice:

"I am the one and only Great Duchess of Whales! You must bow down to me!" Which sent them into another fit of giggles. The Doctor winked at her before beginning to peak in a shrill voice, intending to imitate the Great Duke of Barcelona, when a faint golden light enveloped them, pulling them from the TARDIS' control bay, and into a much different room.

Rory came up behind Amy and engulfed her in a hug as The Eleventh Doctor fended off River Song, swatting her hands away from the TARDIS' flight controls. Amy was giggling with her beloved "Stupid Face", while he chuckled, leaning down to give her a kiss on the forehead. River paid no mind to the PDA surrounding her, instead looking over at the Doctor, annoyed. She fixed him with a stare and stated, dangerously calm, "Sweetie. I know how to fly the TARDIS. Now just step aside-."

"No River, I believe that being with her for eight hundred PLUS years, gives me the right to safely say that I know how to fly her better!" The Doctor argued back. The TARDIS purred as if wanting part in the argument when the same, faint golden light took them as well.

Jack leaned into the alien's third face with a shit-eating grin and replied in a husky tone, "Of course I'm the Duke of Manhattan."

The multi-gendered alien grinned and leaned in as well, unbuttoning Jack's shirt with one of its many appendages. He laughed joyfully, thoroughly enjoying himself; that is, until the light took him too.

The Tenth Doctor and Rose landed on a plush TARDIS-blue couch. Rose yelped in surprise whilst the Doctor most definitely did "not yelp Rose, that was a very manly shout!"

Almost at the same time, on a larger couch that was a few feet away from the loveseat River, Amy, Rory and Eleven all fell very unceremoniously out of no visible point. Once again, with a few shouts of surprise, mainly from Amy and Rory.

Jack just fell and landed on a large chair, upside down, shirt un-buttoned and breathing heavily.

None of them really noticed the surrounding people until Jack looked up and asked "Who the bloody Hell are you all?"

There was a pause and then-

"Who are you?"

"Who am I? Who are you?!"

"Where are you from?"

"I think I asked first!"

"Wait- who are you?"

"What is happening?"

"I was just about to have a damn great time and I apparently got cock-blocked by an omnipresent force, that is what's happening to me!"

"Where are we?"

"FINGERS ON LIPS!" Yelled out the Tenth Doctor as everyone stood in the middle of the large room, yelling all at once, shouting questions to anyone their eyes landed on. Everyone stopped, shocked at the loud outburst. The group all looked at him, and instead of a verbal answer, he motioned towards his finger on his lips rather aggressively. One by one, they all slowly put a finger on their on lips. He nodded, and removed his own finger to begin speaking.

Smiling brightly, the Tenth Doctor spoke, "We all obviously have been brought here by someone so why not find out whom and for why? There must have been a reason, and I find that introductions are such a great place to begin! I'll start. My name's The Doctor and-"

"Wait! I-but you're-but I'm. How is this? But a Paradox? This isn't sustainable! Oh, and Rose! Brilliant!" The Eleventh Doctor rambled, words flying out of him at the speed of light, no filter between his thoughts that were processing in fragments and his mouth.

Right as everyone began to speak all at once again, a light turned on behind them. The group turned to find a large television turning on. A golden glow began to emanate from the screen, and a feminine voice began to speak, crystal clear as if she were in the room next to them all.

"Everyone, please calm down. My name is…Sexy. Yes, that's my name. I believe I've been called that a time or to before." Here, the voice giggled, and the light from the television pulsed. "I quite like that. Please, all of you listen. I have brought you here for a few reasons.

One: The Doctors need a break. Yes, you do. Trust me, I know more about your fatigue that you won't admit to than you would think. Honestly, you can't save multiple worlds day in and day out without a break once in awhile!

Two: You all should meet. It would be good, especially for purposes concerning the future.

Three: As an extension to point two, if this works out well, this could potentially lead to the avoidance of some tragic events in some of your's futures, or in some of your's pasts.

"Now I feel as if you should all be introduced. First off, the flirtatious man with the unbuttoned shirt would be Captain Jack. I believe most of you know him, excluding Amy and Rory. What a shame that you haven't met until now. He's always a delight." At this Jack beamed, and winked at the two new faces he hadn't recognized.

"That brings me to the Scottish fire cracker. She's known the Doctor since she was very young, and has waited for him her whole life. She and her husband Rory, that's the man with the brown hair, travel with him. Now we come to River Song. Well, there isn't too much to say there except…Spoilers!" This phrase earned an aggravated huff from the eleventh doctor, and eye rolls from Amy and Rory. Rose and the tenth doctor had no idea as to why such a simple word would warrant such a reaction.

"Now Rose Tyler. Oh, Rose Tyler, such a fantastically silly pink and yellow human, traveling with the Doctor. And now the two Doctors. Yes, TWO. Don't fret, this room is buried very deep in the universe, deeper than you have ever traveled, behind so many nooks and crannies a paradox couldn't find you if it tried. Yes, it is capable of holding the Paradox of two Doctors. It should be easy to see who's who based on my introduction.

"Now, You're all here to watch a series entitled "Doctor Who". Satellite Nine created it, and it features The Doctor's Ninth regeneration, and his adventures onwards. Please watch it, and you will be here for as long as need be. There is this large television to watch them on, and it is enabled with sound recognition technology, where during the show if you speak to discuss or comment on anything, it will pause until it hears a collective silence for three seconds. Please sit down and watch, it will begin on its own. Oh! Before I forget, there are five rooms here, each containing a bath room and a closet filled with clothes for you each. The room's are assigned as given:

Room 1: The Eleventh Doctor

Room 2: Rory and Amy

Room 3: Professor River Song

Room 4: Captain Jack Harkness

And Room 5: The Tenth Doctor and Rose.

Oh now, stop being modest, room five bunkers! To contain the paradox that would have occurred I could only have a limited amount of rooms, and seven was the limit. There is this room, the five adjoining rooms and a kitchen stocked full with as much food as you will need, including Fish Fingers and Custard. Oh! And please, save all the awkward greetings until the episode finishes. After the first episode, Awkward it up all you want."

Everyone began to look around at each other, mouths agape, in various levels of shock and disbelief. Jack snorted as he looked over at a very bright-red Rose, still surely focusing on the room arrangements. He nudged her, wagging his eyebrows as he began to button his shirt up.

"But….The room arrangements!" Began a blushing Tenth Doctor

"And nothing can hold the this massive of a paradox!" Shouted the Eleventh.

"For that matter why are we all here? This is pointless!" Shouted Amy.

"Honestly, of course you will all be so difficult about this! Watch the first episode- after that you can each ask me one question. But really, you're taking all of the fun out of this for me. Now, watch!" The voice startled them as it spoke, sounding as irritated as a disembodied voice could sound.

"Listen. We should all just do as...Sexy said, and watch the first episode. We'll find out everything sooner!" sighed Rory, resignedly sitting down on the large couch at the end, where Amy walked over and sat with him. River Song shrugged and sat down by her parents- who, of course, had no idea who she was to them. Eleven and Ten continued staring at each other until Rose looked at Ten, and leaned up to whisper into his ear. He looked at her a moment later and nodded, them turning and sitting on the small love seat together. Jack traipsed over to the large recliner, plopping himself down, and throwing back the leg rest very unceremoniously, but in a very Jack-fashion. Eleven continued to look at Rose and Ten wistfully before sighing, and walking to sit down next to River Song, adjusting his Bow-Tie until the television came back to life.