Disclaimer: I do not own Fma

Author's note: Evan, the sorta main character of this story may seem Mary-Sue-ish. It is my first story I plan on finishing. I will try my hardest to avoid The M-S stuff, K? Enjoy while I figure out which the brothers she'll date. *In a very sarcastic voice* Oops, did I just spoil? I hope not.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Air-Born Alchemist~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chapter !: Evan

Our story starts with a tall (5"6) young lady walking with 6 other people. The tall young lady was drenched in white paint, along with two other girls standing right next to her.

"I swear Evan and Zubia and Asia! You need to do something about the racism in this town. I hope you know that if you don't, I'll do it for ya!" said the young lady on the far right of the two girls now known as Evan & Zubia.

"Yes Alex, I know, I know. But please, don't do anything rash." said the tall young lady, drenched in the most paint.

"But it's your flipping birthday Evan!" the girl now known as Alex said to the tall girl now known as Evan.

"So, that means nothing to me at the moment, so chill. Anyways, how are you doing Zubia?" Evan asked the other girl drenched in paint, now known as Zubia (This will be repeated a lot. I did this on purpose. Reason: boredom.)

"I'm fine, thanks for asking.^.^" replied Zubia. "How 'bout you Asia?" Zubia asked the 3rd drenched girl now known as Asia. "…..#^%*^ %&~~!#%%&!!!!!!" Asia replied.

"O.O" Was the only thing anyone could say.

AND CUT!!!

Well, That was the PREVIEW of my soon to be, new series, The Air-Born Alchemist, Starring, ME!

( Yes, It was Random, don't hate 'cause you can't be this .)