Jerramy Potter and the Chamber of Sausages

by anna big lol

Jerramy Potter's birthday was coming soon, he was elated. as time whent by it swiftly reached but all he got was a tin of seup and a plate of under cooked sausages. Fortanetly he got a letter back from a school he wrote to called sausahog. He was sent some carrots to eat. suddenly one sausage that was left started to talk to him.

1. Chapter 1

Chapter one: Meeting Friends

Falling in love is a good thing... well...usually. Sometimes you could find it a bit odd as a young boy found named Jeremy. How he found this problem well I will tell you now. Are you sitting comfortably? now I will begin. A long long time ago in the centre of London lived a small boy called Jeremy and he was locked away in a small door through the kitchen. One morning Jeremy got called down stairs by his fat ugly mother who clearly had the brain the size of a crumb because the door was locked and it had so many holes that if you painted it yellow it would look like mouse cheese.

She came down stairs and realiesedd that she had locked the door. Felt a bit stupid and dumb but she got on with her life. Soon it was Jeremys birthday and all he got was a tin of soup and and a plate of soseges. And a slimy kiss from his little sister. But apart from that he was board all day. He started to eat the under cooked saussags and thout I wonder what it would be like to have a frind. I know I can send a message someone and in a years time he got a letter from a school in the West of America and realised how big it was.a cupple of days after he had a nuther letter from Hermione.

The next year he was old enough to go to this school Hermione's letter said:

Dear Jeremy,

Thank you for your wonderful letter. I appreciate it very much. Here, I have sent you some carrots.

Hermione

Jeremy looked at the carrots inside the envelope and thought to himself, 'What if these carrots are a mistake? What if my sausages attack me!? They could squish me to death, and I would become a sausage! Maybe I would be brown and fatty like them.' But Jeremy couldn't say that because he was even fatter than what the sausages have on them.

That night when he went to bed he thought 'what if I die tonight?' I might miss Hermione. Now that I have eaten the sausages, they could be poisonous. I

I could die tonight and never rise again. Jeremy tried to get out from behind the door but it just wouldn't budge. So he tried to get out a different way. By then he stopped a second - he saw something. It was another sausage! He shouted at the sausage, saying:

"Please don't eat me! I am only a boy! And I think I have met a lovely girl!" Then the sausage replied,

"Oh I bet she is beautiful! And cheesy! But us sausages don't really care about that! We like eating people! Especially you" Jeremy shook himself he thought it was a dream! But by the time he had calmed down to a positive attitude, he fainted!