This is just so you guys have something to read while I write the movie XD Well this is... this is just something I wrote a while back and never fit it in while trying to make the series smaller ^-^ Before those who don't know this, but this is extras for a story called Playlist and I am just lazy and not wanting them to be on the real story since it's done and I'm working on the special movie. You can read these, but it might make more snese if you read the first thing XD

I was bored and for Christmas one of the gifts I got was the soundtrack to Les Mirserables… this songs makes me laugh every time XD This is just a quick Extraish Specialish chapter to make ya laugh and junk. Well hope ya don't mind this. (Think of this as a side story… something that happened back when Alex first started maybe.)

Master of the Hosts

~Alex POV

"Hey Kyoya what are we planning tomorrow?" I asked hiding behind Mori as Tamaki looked around the room.

Looking from his book to me he said, "Nothing but a play you recommended, Les Mirserables if I'm not mistaken."

I looked over his shoulder into his book to see it was blank in that slot. "LIAR! Just because I never remember every detail of my plans doesn't mean you can lie to me."

He lost interest in my lecture with him and became to pay attention to a group of new customers that had come in.

"Welcome, Madame, sit yourself down and meet the best host keeper in town. As for the rest all of them crooks, rooking their guests and cooking the books." Looking over at me who was upset with his style of hosting said, "Alex do you see, honest men like me, a gent of good intent who's content to be master of the hosts, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm. Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir, customers appreciate a bon-viveur. Glad to do a friend a favor doesn't cost me to be nice. But nothing gets you nothing everything has got a little price!

"Master of the hosts, keeper of the zoo. Ready to relieve them of a sou or two. Watering the tea, making up the weight, picking' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight. Everybody loves a hostlord, everybody's buxom friend. I do whatever pleases. Jesus! Won't I bleed them in the end!"

All the girls shrieked and said with Kyoya, "Master of the hosts, quick to catch your eye, never wants a passerby to pass him by. Servant to the poor, butler to the great. Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion, everybody's chaperone.

"But lock up your valises. Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!" Kyoya said sighing.

Just then a customer came in and Kyoya smiled. "Enter Madame, lay down your load. Unlace your boots and rest from school. This weighs a ton, homework's a curse, but here we strive to lighten your purse. Here the cakes are baked, here the tea is serviced, and nothing's overlooked till I'm satisfied.

"Residents are more than welcome, bridal suite is occupied. Reasonable charges, plus some little extras on the side! Charge them for the twins, extra for the balls. Two percent for looking in the mirror twice! Here a little slice, there a little cut! Three percent for sitting with the window shut. When it comes to fixing prices there are a lot of tricks he knows, how it all increases all those bits and pieces. Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!"

Kyoya sat down with his ladies and they said, "Master of the hosts, quick to catch your eye, never wants a passerby to pass him by. Servant to the poor, butler to the great! Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion gives 'em everything he's got."

"Dirty rich bunch of ladies. Jesus! What a sorry little lot!"

I couldn't take it longer. "I used to dream that I would meet a prince, but God Almighty have you seen what's happened since? Master of the hosts, isn't worth me spit! 'Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, Regular Voltaire. Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there.
What a cruel trick of nature, landed me with such a louse. God knows how I've lasted being with this bastard in the host club!"

"Master of the host."

"Master and a half!" I shouted.

"Comforter, philosopher," said Kyoya and his customers.

"Ah, don't make me laugh!" I laughed.

"Servant to the poor, butler to the great!"

"Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!" I said grabbing his book.

"Everybody bless the host lord! Everybody bless his job! Everybody raise a glass!" Everyone grabbed a glass that they had near them.

I took my glass and shouted, "Raise it up the master's ass!"

"Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house!" We all said drinking our drinks.

Man I love this song! Look up Master of the House Ouran on Youtube! Click the second one and laugh your head off.

By the way these are meant to be short so don't get mad at the size =3=

Please review if you want more of these as I work on the movie (I still need time since I have now a BIG, I mean BIG BIG paper to do and it's just taking up so much of my time! =_=)