This is, for all intents and purposes, something I wrote as a joke. It's a Hermione P.O.V. Flamers will be praised because I will haven proven I can write worth a damn.

Black and Red and Brown All Over

I have such strong feelings towards Harry and Ron. They're my best friends, but they are so tragically dense. Poor boys, had to go to the Yule Ball with the _Patil_ twins. What a tradgedy. Harry captures the attention of every girl he meets, if not for his heroic handsomeness but at least for his scar. Ron is, by guy standards, cute enough. Didn't get any offers for the ball. Both boys...
It's really annoying having two crushes. I mean, one of them has such beautiful black hair... and the other has hair of shiny orange, like the cherubs in Raphel's paintings I saw in France. The first one is such a good seeker, and the second is such a stubborn little... sometimes.
What a wonderful pair of people to have crushes on though... Cho Chang and Ginny Weasely!