A labour Batman
Had to undertake,
Was getting his cookbook
And baking a cake.

This was something
That had to be done
Because he aimed to bring
Such delight and fun!

For this marvellous cake
That he did prepare
Was for his best friend,
Who was Sooty the bear

Sooty was having a
Tea party that day
So Batman knew
That right away,

He would have to,
Create a fancy treat,
For him, Sooty,
And Sweep to eat.

Soon the cake was done!
On the table it sat
As Batman put on top
A gummy bat.

"Now it's a BAT CAKE,"
The Dark Knight cried,
"A masterpiece food
Not to be denied!"

So Batman pranced over
To Sooty's bright home
As a joyful tingling
Rang through his bones.

Batman held the cake
As he did prance and leap
And smiled when he saw
His friends Sooty and Sweep.

The bear and the dog
Had put out the tea
As well as some muffins -
Batman squealed with glee

The Caped Crusader
Then had a drinkie
He picked a cup
And extended his pinkie

The drinks they had
Could not surpassed
They were so happy,
They danced in the grass

Then something happened
To that bright sunny day.
The sun was eclipsed
By clouds black and grey.

The friends got scared!
They no longer cheered,
Because just then,
The Joker appeared!

Joker laid eyes
On Batman's kitchen craft.
When he saw the tea party,
He maliciously laughed!

"Look at that cake,
So lovely and thick!
I'll have it all for myself,
Cos I'm such a dick!"

Sooty ran up,
But Joker kicked the bear,
While eating the cake,
And refusing to share!

Joker ate the whole cake,
He ate such a plenty!
He ate the whole thing
Before the friends could have any.

Tears then fell from
Sooty and Sweep's eyes.
"Ha ha ha!
I made the wimps cry!"

Then Batman pushed Joker
Right in the mud
"JOKER!
YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

Then Sooty got out his wand
And using a spelly
Turned the Joker
Into raspberry jelly.

"You rock, Sooty!"
Said the Dark Knight
"Come join me,
Such evil we'll fight!"

So Batman and Sooty
Fought evil together,
And they rid Gotham City
Of all crime forever.

So remember dear kiddies,
Remember to share,
Or get your ass kicked
By the bat and the bear!