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HI! My name is Qfan. Well actually…it's not, but that's not really the point now is it? No, I didn't think so. The point is that I am Qfan and I shall be your author for this story. Bows But you probably already knew that, seeing as at the top of the page next to where it says Author it says Qfan, hence proving that I, Qfan, am the author. OK then, we all agree that although my name isn't actually Qfan, that I am indeed Qfan and therefor the author of this story. Right? OK good.
OK. So as the author, which we have just agreed that I am, I shall proceed to write this story, because, as you know, that is what authors do. They write stories. OK then. Here we go.
"Hello, my name is Captain Janeway," said Captain Janeway." I shall be your captain for the remainder of your stay aboard the U.S.S. Voyager. Which, judging by the looks of things, will be about seventy five years. Because we are very, very far from Earth, which is, in fact, our final destination." Captain Janeway lookedat all the people standing in front of her.
Someone raised their hand. "…Umm…Captain Janeway, Ma'am…?" The someone said.
"Yes.." Captain Janeway looked down at the list of names on the clipboard she was holding, "…Ensign Kim?"
"…Well, sir…I mean ma'am, isn't that kinda redundant? I mean isn't a destination by definition final? So isn't it kinda, you know pointless to say FINAL destination since by definition a destination has to be final in order for it to be a destination, other wise it wouldn't be a destination but a, I don't know… stop over or something? You know what I mean Captain?" Ensign Kim said nervously, while nervously wringing his hands in a very nervous manner, and looking quite nervously nervous.
Captain Janeway just looked at him, her eyes all wide like and her mouth open a tinsy winsy ittsy bittsy teeny-weeny bit. "…Um…yeah…OK. OK then." She paused "OK I'm gonna call your name and I want you to say 'here' or 'present' or something like that, so I can see who is part of the crew…or something like that. OK?" there were lots of murmured murmurs of acknowledged acknowledgments and such.
Captain Janeway proceeded to take roll call.