Teemu:Okay this is my frst story so don't kill me!Anyway this happens after MGS2 and Otacon and Mei Ling are together.

First chapter is kinda short well next chapter is going to be longer.

Snake came out from the bedroom, and first thing he saw was Raiden drinking coffee.

Raide:''Did you sleep well?''

Snake:''Yes I did,well I had bad dream though''

Raiden:''Oh, what kinda bad dream?''

Snake:''I saw you jumping around here naked''

Raiden''Snake, what did you eat last night?!!''

Snake:''Some cookies that Rose made''

Raiden:''Oh, then I understand''

Snake:''By the way, Otacon said that he would bring some anime dvd's. Do you know anything about that?''

Raiden:''Yes we are going to have a guys night together''

Snake:''Sure...Mr.Blondie drinking tea with Mr.Otacon''

Raiden:''Why do you always remind me that I'm a blond?''

Snake:''It's just fun, you know, to see you freak out''

Suddenly Otacon came in.

Raiden:''Oh hi!Do you have those anime dvd's?

Otacon:''Sure!''

Snake:''Hi!''

The post arrived.

Snake:''Yes Playboy arrived!''

Raiden:''Do you still order it?''

Snake:''Of course...I don't have any...women like you guys do, so I read porn magazines instead''

Otacon:''Well I have Mei Ling but it's not like I had sex with her''

Snake and Raiden:''WTF?!''

Snake:You have dated the woman like two months. In that time I would have done some pretty good stuff to her''

Raiden''Snake!I understand you Otacon, you are taking the right path.''

Otacon:''There you have it Snake.I'm taking the right path.''

Snake:''No you are going to the ''Guys who don't have sex''list. Number one.Well it doesn't matter to me anyway. Just wait just as long as you want''

Raiden:''Did you get your favorite game list ready''

Snake nodded.

Raiden:''Let's have a look at it...hey why MGS1 is in the first place why not MGS2. I'm on it!''

Snake:''That's because really you sucked in it, ask the fans''

Raiden:''Ok but why really?''

Snake:''On MGS1 there was Meryl.In MGS2 there weren't any sexy women''

Raiden:''Hey what about Rose?!''

Snake:''Well she is your wife''

Raiden:''So you don't think that Rose is attractive!''

Snake:''Here we go...''

Next chapter will be out in about a week.Review please!!