Charlie: welcome back dear readers!

Fluffy: why are you so happy?

Charlie: moron, I'm starting my second fanfic and so quick too

Fluffy: how dare-.

Charlie: -you call this Sesshoumaru a moron. because I can make your life a living hell just like in my last story

Fluffy: (forze) hmp.

Charlie: I don't know if this is going to be a T or an M rated.

Fluffy: (looks around) where is my half-brother and his wench?

Charlie: Inuyasha and Kagome? they left for their honeymoon. I thought I make it a small sequel in our conversation together.

Fluffy: excuse me

Charlie: (roll eyes) they will appear as a married couple, humans might I add, in our conversation. they'll be coming back in a few days, weeks maybe.

Fluffy: that's good. so what is this story about?

Charlie: there's a thing call read you know

Fluffy: (growls)

Disclaimer: do not own Inuyasha

WARNING: I said there'll be a very small sequel of A Month of Hell, right? well, you see that conversation going on up there. that's it. yes, that is where I'll be putting A Month of Hell. you don't get what I'm saying, send me a private message, but I think I beingthorough enough.

My Crazy Secretary

Chapter One: Interviews

She was nervous and her palms were wet with sweat. This would be her 22 job if they accepted her. It was not that she was lazy or anything, but the boss just wasn't her type. They were perverted, bitchy, or violent. Two of them she liked, but one of them died of a heart attack and the other was dumb. Kind, but, sadly, dumb. She was the last person for the interview and being the last person has its good and bad.

The good is that you get to see girls/boys get rejected and know that they haven't got the job. The bad is that you might be one of them.

A girl came running out, crying, it was her turn. "Kagome Higurashi," said a man.

She walked in and sat down on a chair across from three people, or five. The one in the middle was an old man. He was Inutashio Takahashi, the owner of several companies made by his father and him. The two sitting next to him was his son.

His eldest son was Sesshoumaru, from his late wife. He was said to be a cold-hearted person, but surprisingly, adopted a child, Rin, at the age of 18. He is currently 27 the last she heard. He had long black hair and his face was stern. Inutashio remarried to a wealthy lady, Iyzaho and had Inuyasha.

Now Inuyasha, he was the opposite of his brother. He had black hair, but his face was more...warm. He was only one year older than her, 25. She had graduated early from college. But graduating early didn't exactly help with her in finding the right boss. There were two workers standing beside Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha. The one next to Sesshoumaru was Jaken. And the other one was Myouga. They were both old, but Myouga is married.

So now she was in the office of Inutashio. She knows he didn't want her for his secretary since the old lady out there was his secretary and since his son was here she assume it was for one of them. She just hopes it wasn't Inuyasha. That's just what she need another annoying boss. Sesshoumaru might be okay. He seems more sophisticated and wouldn't do anything inappropriate, she hopes.

Inutashio looked at her file and raise an eyebrow. He stare her in the eye. "You were fired...21 times?"

She heard Inuyasha snort, but nodded.

"Now why would I want to hire you, who had been fired 21 times? It's not a very good first impression."

She sighs. "If you would look at the names of my bosses, sir. I'm sure you've heard of them."

He looked at the long names and his eyes open wide. "Oh."

She forces a smile and tries to quiet her heart beat. If she doesn't get a job she'll be broke and probably homeless. She glance at Inuyasha out of the corners of her eyes, he was smirking. She guess he found it funny. Though there was nothing funny about being workless, but she doubt he was smirking at that. It was probably about her being fired so many times. Yes, she found it irritating. Every boss that looks at her records think she is some bad-ass girl and wouldn't hire her.

"Well, your record seems good. You graduated at an early age."

"Probably was kicked out," said Inuyasha.

She clenched her hands and force down the nasty comeback that was about to escape her mouth. Sesshoumaru didn't seem interest, but seeing her anger does amuse him a bit. He wants to see how long she can hold out before she burst. Some of the other girls burst out and well his father didn't want them here.

"But at least I got my degree. Unlike some people," she mumbled. Of course Inuyasha heard her, but decided to stay quiet for fearing his father's wrath. Sesshoumaru heard it tooand smirk.If he and his disgusting half-brother heard it his father must've too. He looked to his father, but he didn't seem to have notice.

Inutashio closed her file and threw it somewhere on the table. "If you are to be one of my son's secretary tell me why you should."

Well, this was definitely a surprise to her. None of her boss had asked her that before. She shrugged. "Because I can do the things that a secretary is suppose to do." It was simple as that.

However her answer made Inuyasha laugh, but his father's glare shut him up. Sesshoumaru kind of smirk at her answer. It was a dump, that was for sure.

"That's good. But your bosses all listed that you were not at all work material."

She began to panic a little. Inuyasha started sniggering and when she heard that anger filled her every being. "Yeah, if they were perverted and bitchy," but then she quickly regretted it. "Oops," was all she said. She quickly shed her eyes away from them and looked down to the floor.

Myouga and Jaken were shock by her sudden outburst. Shedoesn't seem like the type of girls to say those things.Inuyasha burst out into a fit of laughter. "Well aren't you a feisty one," he said, embarrassing her more.

Sesshoumaru wasn't shock, in fact he knew that she was going to snap, he just didn't know it was so soon.

"I see. So Kagome, if I let you chose which of my son you wish to work for then who would you chose?" That question surprise everyone. Kagome looked up and look from the two brother to the other. She lifted a finger and pointed to Sesshoumaru.

Sesshoumaru was surprise. He hadn't said anything or even given the impression that he wanted a secretary. He sighs and thought about Inuyasha. Well, with a brother like that who could blame her.

"Why?"

She shrugs. "Its better then him," she said looking to Inuyasha.

And for the first time during the interviews, he chuckle. Inutashio chuckled. "I have the impression."

And for the first time during the interview, she smiled a real smile.

He taps his chin and thought it over. "You're not hired," and that smile went as quickly as it came.

Everyone turn to him. Okay, whatthe hell isgoing on inside his head, they thought.

"Why?" asked Kagome standing up apparently angry.

"You have a foul mouth and I do not appreciate that. Especially not in my companies."

"Well, I wouldn't have if your son wasn't being a jackass."

Inutashio stood up, face full of anger as much as her. "Are you insulting my son?"

"Yes, I am," she said crossing her arms. "Your son is in a great need of manners."

Sesshoumaru was shock, well, everybody is. Not even he dare insult his father. The only one who did was his grandfather and his step-mother.

"HOW I RAISE MY SON IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!" he shouted slamming his fist down on the table. Everyone moved back away from him, except for Kagome.

"IT IS MY CONCERN IF HE'S INSULTING ME!" she shouted imitating his slamming.

"You're hired," he said, calmly,and sat back down.

"WHAT!" shouted everyone.

"I-I'm hired?" she asked.

"Yes, you will work for Sesshoumaru starting on Monday."

"Why? I yelled at you."

"The others did too, but they were weak. I need my son to have an employer who will dare to object to his opinion, not a slave."

"T-Thank you, sir," she said and left the office in a state of happiness and shock.

Inuyasha touched his father's forehead. "Are you alright?"

He slaps his son's hand away. "Yes, I'm alright," then he turn to his eldest. "Treat her with respect," he said and left without another word.

They stay there for a minute letting what he just said register into their brain. The girl just insulted him and he hires her.

"I have a lunatic for a father," said Inuyasha.

"We're on the same boat."

Charlie: sowhat do you like that?

Fluffy: why does she have to be my secretary? I thought you liked writing Inu/Kag fanfics.

Charlie: dude, I only wrote one. and I needed someone appropriate for A Month of Hell. you're too smart for that kind of fanfic so I did an Inu/Kag. you are right for this one. stupid, but smart at the same time.

Fluffy: gee, I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult.

Charlie: well, anyway, tell me how you like it if not I'll delete the whole thing.

Fluffy: I still don't want her as my secretary.