I've written a dozen of these during complete boredom phases. It's dialogue fic, so no actions... just words. Have a guess at who the people are. Sometimes, it'll be obvious. I think this one's kinda obvious.
tmnt does not belong to me
"How many TVs do you have?"
"Pardon?"
"How many TVs do you have? You can't inflict a reign of terror all the time."
"Of course I do not do that all the time. If I did then the world would have belonged to the Foot long ago."
"You wish. Anyway, how many do you have? A hundred? A thousand? Or do you just train all day? What do Foot ninjas do when they're not failing? Do you keep them in a closet? Do they live in your tower? Is there like a neighbourhood where they all live and their kids go to the same school and play outside on the street? Is there much crime?"
"It is none of your concern what our ninjas do off-duty. I do not see any reason why I should tell you how many televisions we may or may not have."
"One in each room? Why can't you tell me? Does your next plan involve TVs or something? Are you going to send ninjas into your TVs and transmit them into ours and invade our lair that way? How do you plan on materialising them? Through the printer? Won't they be really flat and made of paper? Ha ha, you should totally do that. Send your Elites that way."
"That makes no sense at all. Even if that was for some reason our plan, I would not tell you this was so. Why do you wish to know about the total number of televisions in our possession? I cannot see how this piece of information will benefit you but I do not want to take any chances."
"I'm just asking... geez. If you sign up to facebook and don't want to talk to people about stuff then there's something wrong with you. Why do you have a facebook account anyway? Shouldn't the Foot be undercover?"
"Why do you have one?"
"Touché. No really, why do you have one? You don't come across as a person that talks a lot."
"I can do what I like, and if having an account on a social networking site is one of the things I wish to do, so be it. You know nothing about me and I have every right to be a part of this online community."
"Oh... kay... I never said I did. Why did you friend me? I don't really like you, no offense. I just accepted because I had the feeling no one else would."
"Leonardo suggested you as a friend and I clicked it. If you must know, I am very popular. I do not need your pity."
"Psh. Yeah, yeah. Your dad has a facebook. Now he can watch you cyber flirt with Leo. We all can."
"I flirt with no one anywhere, least of all your brother!"
"You chat with him loads. I have to kick him off the computer sometimes."
"He starts chats with me and I continue them so I can gather intel. I do not converse with him in the way you claim I do. You also exaggerate. We do not talk that much to each other. I am a very busy person."
"You're really defensive, you know that? I see Chaplin has an account too. Are you having a cyber affair with him? Does your daddy know?"
"No. No, as in I am not having an affair with anyone. I will block you soon for your insolence. I do not have to stand for this behaviour."
"Just tell me how many TVs you have! I really wanna know."
"NO."
"Please? Look at it this way; I'll stop asking if you just tell me."
"The Foot tower has twenty four. Now, get off my wall."
"One for each hour? Awesome. Now was that so hard? What do you watch on them? Cougar Town?"
"GO AWAY!"
"You watch Cougar Town? Wow, I was only joking."
"I do not even know that show. Have you not got anything better to do?"
"Shell! I was meant to be in a fight an hour ago."
"It serves you right. You should be paying more attention to your surroundings instead of posting nonsense on my wall. Be off with you and leave me in peace."
"Hey, aren't you meant to be there too?"
"... Chikusho."