Hurray, Im not as technologically challenged as I thought. I've finally posted this story. This is my first story so don't be mean. Nothing special to read here so you could skip ahead to the story now... Um... are you still reading this? Didn't I tell you to stop? Why are you still going? Stop! Read my story not this!! Stop reading! Ahhhh! Will you stop already?! Geez you sicko. AND YOUR STILL READING! Fine I'm leaving, gosh. Hopefully my absence will get you to Read the REAL story. HUMPH!
I DO NOT OWN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER OR ITS CHARACTERS
Into my life
Chap. 1 roll call
Jade: Ok class time for roll call.
Toph: (whispers to Aang) Class? What is she talking about? We aren't in school.
Aang: I know, she weird.
Jade: No talking in class.
Zuko: First of all we aren't in school we're in you house. Second of all, even if this was a classroom I shouldn't be in here with these gits-
Sokka: Hey who are you calling a g-
Zuko: AND third how are you the 'teacher' if I'm older than you?
Jade: One maybe you're being home schooled, two you can be in any class I put you in, and three Im the teacher because Im a genius (well a few points shy of a genius. Damn IQ tests and their 13 second time limits).
Katara: (leans over to talk to Suki) Does she always talk to herself?
Jade: I heard that and no I don't always talk to myself, but there are times when I have my moments.
Katara: ...right.
Sokka: If this is school does anyone know when lunch break is?
Suki: Must you always thing about food?
Sokka: Well I think about other things too.
Suki: Yeah, like what?
Sokka: Like the times we...(leans over and whispers to Suki).
Suki: ... (turns red and giggles)
Katara: OMG Sokka could you whisper a little softer please. I'm right here. I don't want to hear about all the times you and you girlfriend did the nasty together, ugh. (scoots away from her brother and friend as they begin to kiss)
Zuko: (laughes to himself) She said 'the nasty'.
Aang: What's the nasty?
Toph: Oh Twinkle Toes, so young and innocent. The nasty is when-
Jade: Ok that's enough. Suki, Sokka no making out in the class room in front of your classmates. That is a big no no. Go to time out. Sokka on the left side of the room Suki on the right.
Suki and Sokka: mmm (kiss kiss) mmmmmmmmm
Jade: Get up know or I'll take away your boomerang and fans.
Suki and Sokka: Fine
Jade: Good now back to roll-
Toph: I'm impressed Sugar Queen. Where did you learn that word.
Katara: Well when you travel around the world you tend to pick up a few things I guess.
Jade: That's it we are not talking about this know. This is not sex ed class.
Aang: What does sex ed have to do with 'the nasty' ?
Jade: (slaps forehead)
Zuko: When are we going to have sex ed class?
Jade: Why the hell do you want to know?
Zuko: 'Cause I wanted to know I could bring in a movie.
Everyone: ... ! ! !
Jade: ... wh- where the hell did you find a movie?!?!?!?!
Zuko: Azula's room.
Azula: WTF!! WHY WERE YOU IN MY ROOM!
Zuko: ... I .... I really don't know.
Azula: I. Will. Destroy. You.
Zuko: (rolling eyes)
Azula: (ignites hands)
Toph: Hey you hand job leave Sparky alone.
Sokka: You mean whack job right?
Toph: No.
Zuko: Haha good one,
Azula: You will not talk to royalty that way earth scum.
Toph: Shut up you perverted princess.
Azula: Why are you even defending him. Do you like him or something?
Toph: No but Sugar Queen does, and If you kill Sparky they'll never get together.
Katara: (spits out her smoothie and turns red) What!Toph!WTF!Idontknowwhatshe'stalkingabout!Sheissuchalier!
Aang: (where did she get the smoothie?)
Toph: See, now leave Sparky alone or face the wrath of the Blind Bandit.
Azula: I will never surrender!
Jade: (typing) * Azula and Toph loses there bending, Azula is put a straight jacket and is put into an insane asylum* (Pressing enter)
Toph and Azula: Where is my bending?! What did you do to me?!
Azula: Wait. No. I don't want to go back to the nut house I just checked out.
Katara: She took away there bending!
Aang: Even without touching them!
Zuko: All she did was type on her laptop!
Suki and Sokka: How did she do that?
Jade: (in loud booming voice) NOW WE ARE GOING TO DO ROLL CALL! WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME SAY HERE! THIS IS A CLASS ROOM NOT A PLAY GROUND! AND IF ANY ONE HAS A PROBLEM LET ME KNOW SO I CAN TAKE AWAY YOUR BENDING TOO! TO- Toph I'll give you back you bending after roll call.
Sokka and Suki: But we can't bend...
Jade: (eye starts to twitch)
Sokka: I'll be quite now.
Suki: Yeah me too.
Jade: Now then does anyone have any questions?
Everyone: (raises hand)
Jade: Good no questions. Let's begin. Aang?
Aang: Here
Jade: Azula?
...
Jade: Not here
Jade: Katara?
Katara: Here
Jade: Sokka?
Sokka: Here
Jade: Suki?
Suki: Here
Jade: Toph?
Toph: Here
Jade: Zuko?
Zuko: Here
Jade: Good. Now that everyone has been a counted for and since we spent all day on bull snip, everyone can go for lunch. Class dissmissed.
Sokka: Yeah! Lunch! (shoots out of room)
The end of chapter one ya!
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