Rikku and the Bagel
One Saturday evening in Spira, Tidus was eating a stamina recovering bagel created by a save point. Eating his bagel peacefully by the glow of the luminous orb, Rikku sat beside him and looked upon him in wonder. Tidus glanced towards her direction. "What's up?" he asked in his usual loud tone. She shuffled in place and muttered a few words incoherently. "Huh?" Tidus replied. "Can I eat with you?" She spoke timidly. "Sure!" Tidus exclaimed loudly once again. She reached into the sphere and grabbed a bagel, but grasped it with no intention of eating it. A few minutes passed, and Tidus became uneasy. He asked her, "Is something wrong?"
"It's…. nothing."
"Rikku, you know you can tell me anything."
"But…."
She sighed heavily and looked up at Tidus with desperate eyes.
"Do you find me… attractive?"
At that moment, all words left Tidus, so he threw a bagel at Rikku and stabbed her. "LOLZ BAGEL POWARRRRR!"
The end =)