Déjà vu I don't own Hellsing I just watch it and write fanfics about it.
Where in world are Walter and Integra
Seras was wandering through the halls and rooms of the Hellsing mansion. For being daylight the place was oddly quiet. Alucard wouldn't be awake for at least five or six more hours. It was strange even for Hellsing. Integra's office was empty; Walter wasn't about with tea trays or cigars. Even the wild geese seemed to be missing.
It wasn't until Seras entered the dining room that she saw a small note. She picked it up and opened the seal. It was addressed to her and Alucard. She began reading the note aloud:
Alucard and Miss Victoria,
Integra, the Geese, and myself are off on a mission. We should not require you vampiric abilities this time and intend to be back tomorrow afternoon. Have a good day off.
Walter
P.S.
Blood is in the fridge on the second floor.
"A mission without me and master?" She sat in one of the chairs against the wall. "What could they possibly be doing without us but need the Geese?"
Integra had loaded the mercenaries and their captain into the helicopter. She hadn't said a thing except for get in and don't take your weapons. Pip and Walter were just as confused as Seras at the moment.
"Miss Integra where is our destination?" Walter was preparing the helicopter for flight.
"We are going to Paris."
Pip's expression changed from confused to excited.
"And why are we adventuring to Paris today? It is after all out of your jurisdiction if it's a vampire you seek."
Integra's face lit with a smile. "I seek an Iscariot leader and a pudgy little major."
Silence filled the copter. You could've heard a pin drop until Walter cut in.
"With all due respect have you lost it? You're taking us unarmed and without you two vampires to meet with you two biggest enemies?"
"That's a suicide mission." Pip interjected.
"Who said we were unarmed? Who's to say that they'll be armed?"
Until they landed in France, there was still silence.
"Gentlemen your weapons are in the box next to the helicopter entrance. Everyone gets one no more, no less."
Walter and Pip opened the box and found themselves even more confused.
"Uh Sir Integra?" Began Walter, "these are-"
"Yes and the problem is"
"Are we supposed to use these as weapons?"
"We're involved in a different type of fight today."
Pip was enraged, he was furious. "You scared the shit out of me and my men only to use us for a god damn childish pillow fight with a Nazi and a bunch of Catholics?!"
"Yes but if memory serves me, I'm paying you to follow orders."
Seething with rage, Pip lead his men to the pillow fight which lasted almost an hour. Iscaroit had a handful of paladins, minus Anderson. The major was the easiest to take out because his group consisted of himself, doc, and the irritating cat boy: Schrödinger.
Ultimately, Hellsing and Iscariot tied, neither wanted to be known as the loser to the others. With that, Maxwell and Integra shook hands, exchanged insults and made their way back to their respective sections of authority.
Message from the author:
It's a bit unusual for my writing style. Figured I'd give it a try and use the international pillow fight day as a plot. I also figured leaving Anderson and Alucard out would limit the humor. I was sort of right but I will leave it as is. They can't all be fantastical so read it and review it please