First Naruto fic (it's owned by kishimoto)

I'm going to be painfully honest and just admit that I have no idea what is going on, one moment me and my mates were having a jolly good time, the next I'm waking up in a really cramped slimy space. Needless to say I was not into whatever was happening to me so I curled up and tried to force my way out by exploding outward. I was rewarded for that action by my head being pinched by a fleshy opening.

"Holy shit honey the baby is coming!" The voice belonged to a woman I couldn't understand it but I understood the urgency.

I heard a man's voice "the doctor said it was coming next week!" The woman growled out "well the baby says now."

Realizing I had stopped escaping to listen to the Asian sounding language, I promptly decided to continue my escape.

Eventually I made it to a point where my head was poking out of the flesh cave, holy shit, I'm being born, that's metal as fuck. My mother's body had kicked in and decided to supplement my escape with contractions of their own, I was grateful and together with my mother I had managed to escape. I felt accomplished at my escape and felt really good, nothing could get me down now.

That was when I felt a really fucking scary energy, I likened it to being on top of a mountain with how hard it was to breathe. I looked at mom and dad "Fuck" they said in unison. The meaning was universal and we all had our first and final bonding moment. Fatigue quickly washed over me and I fell asleep.