Eustace is outside in the chicken coop retrieving the newly hatched
chicken eggs. He counts them and puts them in a burlap sack. He
walks towards the farm house.
"Nineteen eggs!" hollers Eustace.
" That's enough eggs to make me a good profit!"
Courage runs up to Eustace and babbles about the new dog bone he got. Eustace
could care less, and smacks Courage in the face with the burlap
sack.
"Now look what you made me do you stupid dog!"
Courage shakes in fear jumps up and down trying to explain.
" My eggs! there all crushed ! I'll crush you too you dumb dog!"
Courage shrieks and runs into the farm house. Eustace chuckles
"That dumb dog always thinks I'm out to get em'!"
Courage runs into the house and goes up to the attic. Digs through
some boxes and finds a sealed box full of bubble bath. He cheers
in excitement and rushes into the bathroom to take bath.
Eustace opens the door
" Muriel, where the heck are ya?"
Eustace opens the closet door and puts his coat on a metal hanger. He slams
the door and it falls off of the hinges.
"Bah! Once I finish doing somethin' there is always more
work to get started on!"
Muriel who is still asleep in bed awakes from the sound
of the door slam and slowly walks down the steps yawing
and stretching. Eustace hides under the sofa as Muriel approaches
the living room.
Muriel: When will that man stop pulling the doors off the hinges!
Eustace cunningly climbs out from under the sofa and grabs Muriel's legs.
Muriel: Ahhhh! Save me Courage! Oh my! It's the boogie man!
Eustace laughs hysterically and rolls on the floor.
Muriel: Eustace! That was very cheeky! Don't let me ever catch you
scaring me to death again!
Eustace: You looked like a frightened baboon!
Muriel: I know your a baboon Eustace, it runs in your genetics.
Muriel walks into the kitchen to start making corn casserole and chicken noodle soup. Muriel looks through her big blue recipe book for corn casserole. Muriel opens the pantry cabinet and finds a giant gopher attempting to gnaw at her face. Muriel screams and hits it with the recipe book. Muriel scrambles
through drawers trying to find a lock. Panicking she tosses utensils all over the floor. She finds a lock and locks the gopher in the cabinet. Muriel slumps over leaning against the fridge gasping for air. Eustace calmly walks into the kitchen, staring at the atrocious mess pondering what caused the destruction.
Eustace: " Muriel whatever happened here I don't care! Clean it up!" "Finish my lunch I'm starving!"
Eustace slams the door and it falls off the hinges.
An hour later everyone is at the table eating lunch. Courage passes
the corn casserole to Muriel and smiles.
Muriel: "Oh Courage you look so clean! What a cute dear ya are!"
Eustace: "Stop complementing and start passing the food already!"
Muriel: "Wait your turn, you know the order of passing food!"
Eustace: "Yeah what's the point of it!"
Muriel naively throws a spoonful of potatoes at Eustace's face
and chuckles.
Muriel: Well I'm just about full now, want to go see an old movie
Courage?
Courage: Hurray! I love old flicks!
Muriel and Courage get into Eustace's truck and
drive away to the Nowhere Theater. Eustace gets
up out of his chair with potatoes still smeared on
his face and runs stumbling towards them trying to stop the truck.
Eustace runs out to the road in front of the house.
Eustace: Get out of me' truck! I didn't say you could
drive it you stupid dog!
Muriel and Courage can't hear him since they have driven
far away from the house. Just then a car passes by and runs
Eustace over. The driver slams on the brakes. He yells out...
" Watch where your standing you fool!"
... and drives away.
Eustace: Idiotic young drivers, they'll drive
over us (senior citizens) until we become extinct!
Eustace walks back toward the house stumbling from being
crushed by the car. Eustace finally arrives at the front door
after a difficult staggering to get there. He sits on the steps
waiting for Muriel to return and make dinner, he gets drowsy
and falls asleep in a sitting position.
Muriel and Courage are getting into the truck and are reminiscing about
the three hour long movie they have seen. Courage eats the last handful
of popcorn and throws the bag out of the window. Muriel starts up the
truck and talks about the movie...
Muriel: I never knew kangaroos invented the credit card, I
always though it was Lucille Ball.
Courage rolls his eyes and shakes his head to Muriel's
stupidity. He laughs and thinks up a stupid answer.
Courage: Well, I guess that's why everyone loves Lucy.
Muriel: Eustace would of loved that movie he used to
love to watch old monochrome kangaroo flicks.
A police siren approaches behind them and signals Muriel
to pull the truck over.
Courage: What did we do now!?
Policeman: Miss Bagge will you please step
out of the car.
Muriel: What's wrong officer?
Policeman: You seem to have thrown
this popcorn bag out the window.
Muriel: Oh what a lovely bag!
Policeman: I know, why would you
want to litter such a lovely bag?
Muriel: But I don't even remember
throwing it out...I think.
Policeman: Well in that case I'll just
use it as a hat.
The policeman places the popcorn bag on his head,
enters his police car and drives away singing .
Muriel: "Isn't that lovely, he has such a vivid imagination!"
Courage: "Well that's the last time I'll throw my popcorn
bag out the window!"
Muriel and Courage continue on down the highway
for about seven miles before they reach their residence.
Its dark when they arrive and Courage pulls a flashlight
out of his pocket. Muriel and Courage get out of the truck
and start walking toward the house.
Muriel: "Its so dark! I can't see! Can you be a dear and hand me
your flashlight Courage."
Courage hands the flashlight to Muriel and she shines it on Eustace fast
asleep on the porch steps. Muriel kicks Eustace and wakes him up.
Muriel: Eustace! What are you doing out here! Its ten bellow zero! If
your going to sleep outside at least wear a coat!
Eustace: There's no law saying where I have to sleep! Let me be!
Eustace falls back to sleep. Courage drags Eustace in the house, while
Muriel opens the door. Courage lays Eustace on his red chair. Muriel
turns on the lights and three repulsive red eyed gophers stare at
the three of them ready to feast licking their lips anxiously.
Paul : "I want the plump one! She'll satisfy my stomach for at least five days!"
Muriel: "Your not going to lay your palms on me!"
Claire: " I want the little doggie, he looks so sweet... and appetizing!
Courage: (howls out) Whoooooooo!
chicken eggs. He counts them and puts them in a burlap sack. He
walks towards the farm house.
"Nineteen eggs!" hollers Eustace.
" That's enough eggs to make me a good profit!"
Courage runs up to Eustace and babbles about the new dog bone he got. Eustace
could care less, and smacks Courage in the face with the burlap
sack.
"Now look what you made me do you stupid dog!"
Courage shakes in fear jumps up and down trying to explain.
" My eggs! there all crushed ! I'll crush you too you dumb dog!"
Courage shrieks and runs into the farm house. Eustace chuckles
"That dumb dog always thinks I'm out to get em'!"
Courage runs into the house and goes up to the attic. Digs through
some boxes and finds a sealed box full of bubble bath. He cheers
in excitement and rushes into the bathroom to take bath.
Eustace opens the door
" Muriel, where the heck are ya?"
Eustace opens the closet door and puts his coat on a metal hanger. He slams
the door and it falls off of the hinges.
"Bah! Once I finish doing somethin' there is always more
work to get started on!"
Muriel who is still asleep in bed awakes from the sound
of the door slam and slowly walks down the steps yawing
and stretching. Eustace hides under the sofa as Muriel approaches
the living room.
Muriel: When will that man stop pulling the doors off the hinges!
Eustace cunningly climbs out from under the sofa and grabs Muriel's legs.
Muriel: Ahhhh! Save me Courage! Oh my! It's the boogie man!
Eustace laughs hysterically and rolls on the floor.
Muriel: Eustace! That was very cheeky! Don't let me ever catch you
scaring me to death again!
Eustace: You looked like a frightened baboon!
Muriel: I know your a baboon Eustace, it runs in your genetics.
Muriel walks into the kitchen to start making corn casserole and chicken noodle soup. Muriel looks through her big blue recipe book for corn casserole. Muriel opens the pantry cabinet and finds a giant gopher attempting to gnaw at her face. Muriel screams and hits it with the recipe book. Muriel scrambles
through drawers trying to find a lock. Panicking she tosses utensils all over the floor. She finds a lock and locks the gopher in the cabinet. Muriel slumps over leaning against the fridge gasping for air. Eustace calmly walks into the kitchen, staring at the atrocious mess pondering what caused the destruction.
Eustace: " Muriel whatever happened here I don't care! Clean it up!" "Finish my lunch I'm starving!"
Eustace slams the door and it falls off the hinges.
An hour later everyone is at the table eating lunch. Courage passes
the corn casserole to Muriel and smiles.
Muriel: "Oh Courage you look so clean! What a cute dear ya are!"
Eustace: "Stop complementing and start passing the food already!"
Muriel: "Wait your turn, you know the order of passing food!"
Eustace: "Yeah what's the point of it!"
Muriel naively throws a spoonful of potatoes at Eustace's face
and chuckles.
Muriel: Well I'm just about full now, want to go see an old movie
Courage?
Courage: Hurray! I love old flicks!
Muriel and Courage get into Eustace's truck and
drive away to the Nowhere Theater. Eustace gets
up out of his chair with potatoes still smeared on
his face and runs stumbling towards them trying to stop the truck.
Eustace runs out to the road in front of the house.
Eustace: Get out of me' truck! I didn't say you could
drive it you stupid dog!
Muriel and Courage can't hear him since they have driven
far away from the house. Just then a car passes by and runs
Eustace over. The driver slams on the brakes. He yells out...
" Watch where your standing you fool!"
... and drives away.
Eustace: Idiotic young drivers, they'll drive
over us (senior citizens) until we become extinct!
Eustace walks back toward the house stumbling from being
crushed by the car. Eustace finally arrives at the front door
after a difficult staggering to get there. He sits on the steps
waiting for Muriel to return and make dinner, he gets drowsy
and falls asleep in a sitting position.
Muriel and Courage are getting into the truck and are reminiscing about
the three hour long movie they have seen. Courage eats the last handful
of popcorn and throws the bag out of the window. Muriel starts up the
truck and talks about the movie...
Muriel: I never knew kangaroos invented the credit card, I
always though it was Lucille Ball.
Courage rolls his eyes and shakes his head to Muriel's
stupidity. He laughs and thinks up a stupid answer.
Courage: Well, I guess that's why everyone loves Lucy.
Muriel: Eustace would of loved that movie he used to
love to watch old monochrome kangaroo flicks.
A police siren approaches behind them and signals Muriel
to pull the truck over.
Courage: What did we do now!?
Policeman: Miss Bagge will you please step
out of the car.
Muriel: What's wrong officer?
Policeman: You seem to have thrown
this popcorn bag out the window.
Muriel: Oh what a lovely bag!
Policeman: I know, why would you
want to litter such a lovely bag?
Muriel: But I don't even remember
throwing it out...I think.
Policeman: Well in that case I'll just
use it as a hat.
The policeman places the popcorn bag on his head,
enters his police car and drives away singing .
Muriel: "Isn't that lovely, he has such a vivid imagination!"
Courage: "Well that's the last time I'll throw my popcorn
bag out the window!"
Muriel and Courage continue on down the highway
for about seven miles before they reach their residence.
Its dark when they arrive and Courage pulls a flashlight
out of his pocket. Muriel and Courage get out of the truck
and start walking toward the house.
Muriel: "Its so dark! I can't see! Can you be a dear and hand me
your flashlight Courage."
Courage hands the flashlight to Muriel and she shines it on Eustace fast
asleep on the porch steps. Muriel kicks Eustace and wakes him up.
Muriel: Eustace! What are you doing out here! Its ten bellow zero! If
your going to sleep outside at least wear a coat!
Eustace: There's no law saying where I have to sleep! Let me be!
Eustace falls back to sleep. Courage drags Eustace in the house, while
Muriel opens the door. Courage lays Eustace on his red chair. Muriel
turns on the lights and three repulsive red eyed gophers stare at
the three of them ready to feast licking their lips anxiously.
Paul : "I want the plump one! She'll satisfy my stomach for at least five days!"
Muriel: "Your not going to lay your palms on me!"
Claire: " I want the little doggie, he looks so sweet... and appetizing!
Courage: (howls out) Whoooooooo!