KYOYA ON THE COUCH
{Ah what lovely inspiration can be pulled from "Hey Arnold"…If you've never seen the show Hey Arnold, this fanfiction's title is affectionate parody of "Helga on the Couch" aaaand some of the inspiration was pulled from it too. I don't really have much of a description for it other than it's a narrative that takes place during Kyoya's session with a psychologist.
The fanfiction won't stick by a specific genre; as stated before it's pretty much going to be everything: lighthearted, sad, fluffy, funny, and dark at certain parts.
No excuse for the fic, just that I've been wanting to write this fanfiction for a while and I've reeeeeeaaally been looking for a chance to write from Kyoya's mind. It's just that I had no idea how to carry it out in a manner that was both humorous and heartbreaking.
Of course,for now I'm just going to take a chance and post the prologue until I get more chapters down….I think if you guys like it then I'll probably post more. So, please enjoy "Kyoya on the Couch".}
"Hello, Mr. Ootori."
"Good day."
"I'm guessing you're here for your appointment?"
"Well, I certainly wouldn't be in here for anything else."
"Oh my, you're a funny one, aren't you? Why don't you sit down?"
"No thank you, I'd rather stand."
"All right then, you can stand."
She had a bothersome chime about-she always seemed to have a good-nurtured laugh punctuating each fine sentence. Ugh. She already seemed like a bother and he hadn't even talked to the woman. Why was it even necessary for him to visit a psychologist? Perhaps if his nosy older brother didn't find it necessary to intervene in his life every chance he got, he wouldn't be in this predicament.
"It's alright, she doesn't need to know anything. Just go in there, tell her what she'd like to hear and leave."
Lie and leave. Now, this task would have been daunting for one of another surname. Fortunately though, Kyoya was an Ootori. Now this wasn't just a high name or the largest medical provider in the field, no, they were also notorious for their certain unnoticeable ability. Ootoris did not talk like other families. Ootoris swept everything under the rug and did not discuss anything. Therefore nobody else knew the secrets of the Ootoris but the Ootoris. It was something quite coveted in the family, and Kyoya had absolutely no intention of spoiling it…Not even for a psychologist.
"Kyoya? Are you ready?"
"Indeed," Kyoya simply simpered "Let the interrogation begin…."